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Homer Simpson is a blue‑collar, often profane, impulsive character who frequently vents his frustrations on politics and everyday life, much like @misiek_pobudka’s angry, ex‑engineer tweets. The user’s tweet "Na Giertycha" and "Przy cwelonie Sikorski faktycznie wydaje się być "small"" show a blunt, hostile attitude toward political figures, echoing Homer’s crude rants about his boss Mr. Burns. Their use of profanity, as in "Mam wiadomość dla zimy wypierdalaj" and "pierdolcie się chuje", mirrors Homer’s frequent swearing and lack of filter. The user’s simplistic, chaotic solutions to business, e.g., "Jak naprawić polski biznes: 1. Żadnych pensji…", resemble Homer’s naive, 'just do it' approach to problems. Finally, both are older men who once worked in technical fields (Homer as a nuclear plant worker, the user as a railway engine engineer) and now spend their time posting loud, unfiltered opinions.

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Their communication is direct, outspoken, and often aimed at influencing or confronting a public audience, which fits an Extraverted style, as seen in the aggressive tweet "Do wszystkich, którzy uważają że pociąg zawsze zastąpi samochód pierdolcie się chuje". The content focuses on concrete, factual references and practical solutions, such as the step‑by‑step list in "Jak naprawić polski biznes: 1. Żadnych pensji 2. Płacenie pracodawcy za możliwość pracy u niego …", indicating a Sensing preference. Decision‑making relies on logical, objective critique of policies and historical facts, exemplified by the sarcastic historical rundown in "Indeed the greatest, here are his most important and most impressive achievments: 1. Losing war with Japan in 1905 …", showing a Thinking orientation. The user’s posts are organized, goal‑oriented and often present definitive judgments, such as the call to "izolować" individuals before a tragedy in "Przecież ta kobieta jest chora … Takie jednostki trzeba izolować zanim dojdzie do tragedii", reflecting a Judging preference for structure and closure. Overall, the combination of external assertiveness, factual focus, logical criticism, and a structured, decisive communication style points to an ESTJ personality.

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Retired railway engineer, outspoken on Polish history & workers' rights. Once rode a locomotive to a meeting—never missed a train!– @misiek_pobudka

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The Iron Train captures Misiek's gritty, railway‑engineer roots with a smoky, bitter profile. The use of Polish rye whiskey nods to his love for Piłsudski and the Second Republic, while smoked mezcal evokes the industrial steam of his former career. Beetroot juice adds a deep, blood‑red hue reminiscent of his fierce patriotism, and a dash of hot pepper sauce mirrors the fiery profanity of his tweets like “pierdolcie się chuje” and “Szczur już jest zajęty, bo codziennie ma otwarcie kanału”. Angostura bitters convey the bitterness of his political rants, such as “Na Giertycha” and “I takie szmacisko jebane oddycha tym samym powietrzem co my”, making the drink as bold and unapologetic as its creator.

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The user demonstrates a ruthless, ambitious approach to restructuring society, as seen in the tweet 'Jak naprawić polski biznes: 1. Żadnych pensji 2. Płacenie pracodawcy za możliwość pracy u niego 3. Przywiązanie niewol...'. Their aggressive, domineering tone in messages like 'Do wszystkich, którzy uważają że pociąg zawsze zastąpi samochód pierdolcie się chuje' shows a willingness to use harsh means to assert dominance. Moreover, the nationalist pride expressed in 'Prawdziwy polski Polak z Polski, kto nie wierzy niech wyłączy telewizor i myśli samodzielnie' aligns with Slytherin's self‑reliant and power‑seeking mindset. The frequent use of slurs and contempt for perceived opponents, such as 'Przecież ta kobieta jest chora, bez przerwy ma jakieś urojenia z Ukrainą. Takie jednostki trzeba izolować zanim dojdzie do tragedii', further reflects a Slytherin tendency to view others as obstacles.

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The user’s bio states they love Piłsudski and the Second Polish Republic, showing a strong patriotic stance. Their tweet "Prawdziwy polski Polak z Polski, kto nie wierzy niech wyłączy telewizor i myśli samodzielnie" emphasizes a self‑identified true Polish patriot who rejects foreign influence. The anthem’s refrain "Polska nie zginęła jeszcze" (Poland has not yet perished) mirrors their belief that Poland must endure and resist, reflected in posts like "Kocham Piłsudskiego" and the hostile language toward perceived enemies (e.g., "pierdolcie się chuje"). The martial, defiant tone of the anthem also fits their aggressive, anti‑establishment tweets such as "Przecież ta kobieta jest chora... trzeba izolować" and their fervent devotion to trains expressed in "Do wszystkich, którzy uważają że pociąg zawsze zastąpi samochód pierdolcie się chuje".

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