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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, a bit anxious, creative, and very online-core for their age. Like Lisa, they care a lot about being understood and socially aware, shown when they talk about activism and call themselves "goated" for clapping back at a pro-Trump rally: “part of the anti muskrat rally... AM I GOATED?”. Their sensitivity and worry about others’ perception also feels very Lisa, such as stressing over hashtags and strangers seeing their posts: “im scared of postinf things that with hastags because im scared of what i posted being seen by people i dont know Is It Normal”. They show strong empathy and attachment to fictional characters (and yume/self-insert ships), similar to Lisa’s intense fandom and emotional investment in media, like when they defend Elizabeth Afton: “she is only a little girl with an evil ass father leave her ALONE!!!!!!!11”. Their love for friends and family also mirrors Lisa’s softer side, such as “buying stuff for myvfriends is so awesome because they are Happy about it and Me Too because They Hapy” and “my little sister is sleeping on me also i love my friends and my friends are yhe best ever”. Overall, they feel like a modern, very-online Lisa: smart, emotional, socially conscious, and deeply attached to their interests and loved ones.

Your MBTI personality Type
They seem more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets revolve around solo activities like Roblox and niche interests, and they show anxiety about visibility, e.g. being “scared of postinf things that with hastags because im scared of what i posted being seen by people i dont know” “im scared of postinf things that with hastags because im scared of what i posted being seen by people i dont know Is It Normal”. Their focus is strongly intuitive (N) and imaginative: they yume/fantasize about fictional characters and ships, call someone a “nameless ageless husband” “nameless ageless husband”, and talk about “all my yumeships are doomed because all my f/os are dead” “all my yumeships are doomed because all my f/os are dead”, which is about narrative/possibility more than concrete details. Their decision-making is clearly feeling (F) oriented: they defend Elizabeth Afton on moral/emotional grounds (“she is only a little girl… leave her ALONE!!!!!!!11” “i really hate when people think elizabeth afton is evil because she Is Not. she is only a little girl with an evil ass father leave her ALONE!!!!!!!11”) and emphasize others’ happiness (“buying stuff for myvfriends is so awesome because they are Happy about it and Me Too because They Hapy” “buying stuff for myvfriends is so awesome because they are Happy about it and Me Too because They Hapy”). Their lifestyle appears more perceiving (P) than judging: they tweet at 2–3 a.m. about playing games instead of sleeping “its 2 am and instead of sleeping im playing this bullshit”, make spontaneous profile changes “profile change... cominf umm... idk soon... hopefully... gahah”, and express disorganized emotional reactions like “im gonna shit bananas” “im gonna shit bananas”. Altogether, a private, imaginative, emotionally driven, and spontaneous style aligns best with INFP.

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15 • he/they • part-time Roblox archivist, full-time analog horror enjoyer. Once had to explain I’m not from 1974, it’s just a Walten Files reference.– @MISSING_1974

Your signature cocktail
This drink is bright, chaotic, and a little too online, just like them screaming about Roblox and random horrors, from “MY WIFI IS BEING SHIT I WANNA PLAY ROBLOX PLEASE I JUST GOT UNBANNED ON MY MAIN AFRER 3 DAYS” to “im looking through mt roblox inbox and goodness gracious”. Melon liqueur brings a playful green pop for moments like “i guess my dad likes green day”, mixing nostalgia and teen chaos. Sparkling yuzu soda keeps it sharp and fizzy to match their hyper posts like “i hopw everyone tutns into mac n cheese” and “YOYR HANDNS IN MY MOTUH 1 2 1,2 THEY NEVER CAME OUT”. Blue curaçao is for the analog-horror/yume vibe of “one time someone asked me if i was born in 1974… my username is a reference to an analog horror series” and their Felix/yume fixation in “im felix kranken yume now is that ok guys”. A whipped cream topping represents their soft side when they talk about friends and family, like “my little sister is sleeping on me also i love my friends and my friends are yhe best ever” and “buying stuff for myvfriends is so awesome because they are Happy about it and Me Too”. Finally, the sour candy rim captures their dramatic, slightly unhinged humor—“im gonna shit bananas”, “DONT FORGET MY GAYING BOOTYCHEEKS!!! 🤯🙀”, and the cursed “i lick peoples feet”—sweet on the outside, but with a loud, sour bite.

Your Hogwarts House
They consistently show a gentle, loyal, and caring personality that fits Hufflepuff best. They gush about making their friends happy, saying that “buying stuff for myvfriends is so awesome because they are Happy about it and Me Too because They Hapy”, which reveals a strong focus on others’ happiness rather than their own image or status. Their affection for family comes through in posts like “my little sister is sleeping on me also i love my friends and my friends are yhe best ever”, showing warmth, steadiness, and emotional loyalty. They also stand up for fairness and compassion, defending a maligned character by insisting “elizabeth afton is evil because she Is Not. she is only a little girl with an evil ass father leave her ALONE!!!!!!!11”, which matches Hufflepuff’s sense of justice and empathy more than Gryffindor-style bravado. Even when nervous about attention, they still try to engage kindly with others, such as worrying about using hashtags (“im scared of postinf things that with hastags because im scared of what i posted being seen by people i dont know Is It Normal”) and painstakingly translating for a Spanish-speaking person (“this person speaks spanisgh and i Can not Speak to them and its making me Sad im translating Everything they say with google translate”). The overall pattern is not ambition, showy bravery, or cerebral detachment, but steady kindness, protectiveness, and a desire to make friends and loved ones feel safe and happy—core Hufflepuff traits.

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A fitting song for @MISSING_1974 is I Don't Wanna Be Funny Anymore by Lucy Dacus, because it balances self-aware humor with genuine emotion and identity struggles. They joke constantly and lean into absurdity, like “i lick peoples feet” and “Iwant Cheese”, mirroring the song’s tension between being the ‘funny one’ and wanting to be taken seriously. At the same time, they’re openly working through identity and self-perception, from “i have found out i am transgender and shit Ok.” to worrying about visibility, like “im scared of postinf things that with hastags because im scared of what i posted being seen by people i dont know”. They show a lot of care and love for friends and partners, such as “buying stuff for myvfriends is so awesome because they are Happy about it and Me Too” and “guys ita my girlfriends birthday can you dsay hsppy birthday t9 alice”, which fits the song’s tender, introspective tone. Altogether, their mix of silliness, vulnerability, and coming‑of‑age feelings lines up well with the themes and mood of this track.

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