Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Animal Lover: She cares for four animals, advocates for “castrating cats”, and finds comfort in her pets during hard times.
- Empathetic Caregiver: She balances personal fatigue while “caring for her sick grandmother” and managing household chores for her family.
- Artistic Passion: Her bio identifies her as a drawer and animator, and she expresses excitement for creative works like The Phantom of the Opera.
- Civic Conscious: She publicly denounces animal abuse and calls for “reporting harmful users” on platforms like Twitch.
- Resilient: Despite chronic health issues and family stress, she notes she is “getting stronger” because of her challenges.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic Burnout: Her feed is dominated by feeling “harta” (fed up) and “exhausted” almost daily.
- Poor Boundaries: She struggles to say no to her mother's “whims” regarding more pets despite her own high anxiety.
- Unhealthy Coping: She admits to “smoking due to anxiety” while simultaneously acknowledging it is bad for her health.
- Low Frustration Tolerance: She frequently expresses intense anger toward public services, such as her “furious” reactions to Renfe train delays.
- Health Neglect: She often goes “entire days without eating” because she is too tired to cook.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Like Lisa, Laurel is a highly empathetic, creative individual who often feels overwhelmed by the weight of the world and the injustices she perceives around her. She expresses a deep passion for animal rights and social issues, exemplified by her outrage at animal cruelty: “Que putísimo asco y que puta maldad hacer esto en un animal.”. Laurel's tweets frequently showcase a cycle of exhaustion and anxiety stemming from her role as a caretaker and her intellectual sensitivity, mirroring Lisa’s tendency to become despondent when her efforts to help are dismissed, such as when she laments, “He ordenado la cocina... le he enseñado mi madre y se me ha cabreado. Yo solo quiero ayudar joder…”. Despite her frequent “carita de cansá”, she remains a dedicated artist and lover of culture, much like the jazz-loving Simpson daughter.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISFP
Laurel exhibits a clear preference for Introversion (I) and Feeling (F), often tweeting about her need for solitude and emotional processing, such as when she shares, “hoy me considero sobre saturada plis dejadme sola”. Her Sensing (S) trait is evident in her focus on concrete physical sensations and daily struggles, frequently mentioning her health and chores, like being “cansada necesito dormir... pero tengo que hacer lavadora”. As a Perceiving (P) type, she appears to react spontaneously to her environment and emotions rather than following a rigid schedule, often expressing frustration with external demands while being “muy cansada mentalmente necesito no pensar”. Her artistic interests in Drawing and Animation combined with her deep, empathetic bond with her pets, like her mourning for “mi gato Yuri”, are quintessential characteristics of the 'Adventurer' personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- I may not be a Frenchman, but I’d definitely be a 'baguette' and 'croissant' if it meant I could be the snack you’re actually looking for today.
- I heard your immunity is 'de pandereta,' so how about you let me be your Commander Shepard? I promise to keep the Normandy—and your heart—safe from any glitches.
- I promise I’m a lot more useful than a Renfe train—I’ll actually show up on time and I definitely won't leave you stranded with goteras.
- You said you're looking for a therapy for the loss of a pet, but maybe what you need is a fellow Hunter from Yharnam to help you find some 'extra cheese' pizza and a reason to smile again.
- Since your dog Derek is allergic to olive trees, I’ll personally make sure our future garden is 100% allergen-free—just as long as I can be the one you 'mimir' with when you're tired.
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Illustrator & animator from Bcn. Veteran of Mass Effect and FromSoft. Survived a train with leaks and a dog allergic to olives. Business: [email/link].– @MissLadyLaurel
Your signature cocktail
The Exhausted Estus Flask
This cocktail is served in a high-voltage glass because Laurel is a “joven en un cuerpo de octogenaria” who is perpetually “cansada mentalmente”. The strong caffeine hit represents her struggle with “mierda de insomnio”, while the medicinal honey reflects a “sistema inmune de pandereta” that constantly battles the flu. Despite the bitterness of her “ansiedad”, the drink remains sparkling and sweet, much like her love for her “bichines” and her resilient spirit. It is the perfect tonic for someone who just wants to “praise the sun” while surviving the chaos of the Renfe trains.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Laurel exemplifies Hufflepuff’s core values through her profound empathy for animals and her tireless, often exhausting, dedication to caregiving. Despite suffering from chronic fatigue and anxiety, she prioritizes the well-being of her pets and family, asking if anyone has “gone to therapy for the loss of an animal” because the grief still affects her. Her sense of duty is evident as she struggles to “do the laundry, go shopping, clean the litter boxes, and sweep the garden” even when she is desperately tired. Furthermore, her Hufflepuff sense of justice and kindness shines through when she condemns animal cruelty, stating that “these ‘people’ should go to prison” for their malice. Ultimately, her life revolves around the nurturing of others, seen in how she manages “4 animals (due to my mother's whims)” despite the immense personal toll it takes on her health.
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Dog Days Are Over - Florence + The Machine
The song perfectly captures Laurel's cycle of overwhelming exhaustion and her fierce dedication to her animal companions. Laurel frequently expresses being at a breaking point, tweeting “No puedo más estoy cansara y harta”, yet she continuously finds the strength to care for her 'bichines' despite personal illness. The theme of running from fatigue matches her life as a student and caretaker who admits, “Estoy tan cansada que me da pereza hasta ir al baño help”. Ultimately, the song’s balance of frantic energy and a yearning for peace reflects her struggle with anxiety and her hope to leave the 'dog days' of hospital visits and family stress behind, as she notes she is “haciendo más fuerte” through these challenges.
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