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Bart Simpson is the quintessential edgelord and rebel of Springfield, constantly defying authority, using profanity, and immersing himself in internet culture. The user's tweets show a disdain for "chuds" and "goons" and a defiant attitude toward mainstream opinions, as seen in "im going to start glazing e33 and loving it purely because obnoxious xittards say its bad" and the frequent profanity like "FUCK I NEED TO KILL MYSELF...". Their chaotic mix of political ranting, self‑deprecating humor, and references to gaming, rule34, and edgy memes mirrors Bart's love for mischief and pop‑culture obsession, exemplified by "watching the FNAF 2 movie. This shit is genuine ass". Moreover, the user's self‑destructive comments and volatile mood swings echo Bart’s occasional moments of angst and rebellion against adult expectations.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user frequently engages with others and tags accounts, e.g., "okay i see how it is @yurisexslave 💔" and "hello new oomfs @yurisexslave @armpitfrotter :heart:", indicating extraverted energy. Their tweets often revolve around abstract political concepts and big‑picture analyses, such as "the devolution of the american left needs to be studied" and the list "TOP 10 COMMUNISTS OF ALL TIME", which points to an intuitive (N) style. They approach debates with logical dissection, as seen in "its really amazing how mitt romney ... see this as 'communism'" and the critique of left‑wing rhetoric, reflecting a thinking (T) preference. Finally, the spontaneous, unstructured nature of their posts—"just spent like 20 minutes de goonifying my profile" and "should i de goonify my account and make another account for pornography posting"—shows a perceiving (P) orientation. Together these traits align best with the ENTP personality type.

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Former coal farmer turned leftist gamer & meme curator. I once tried to mine coal in a video game and wrote a manifesto about it. 🌍– @Misterhedge23

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The "Red Coal Revolution" is a nod to Misterhedge23’s love for coal farming, smoky aesthetics, and radical politics. The base of smoked rye whiskey captures the “smoke room” vibe from their tweet "the smoke room slander by chuds who've never played it #noticing". A splash of Chinese baijiu and a swirl of red vermouth echo the user’s pride in communist icons, as shown in the "TOP 10 COMMUNISTS OF ALL TIME #1 Karl Marx 🇩🇪 #2 Fredrich Engels 🇩🇪 #3 Vladimir Lenin 🇷🇺 #4 Iosef Stalin 🇬🇪 #5 Mao Zedong 🇨🇳 #6 Deng Xiaoping 🇨🇳 #7 Fidel Castro 🇨🇺 #8 Enver Hoxha 🇦🇱 #9 Kim Il Sung 🇰🇵 #10 Ho Chi Minh 🇻🇳" tweet. Cola adds a dark, carbonated “coal” sweetness while a dash of chili‑infused simple syrup brings the fiery temper of tweets like "fuck my chud life... goons on a discord server im active in have more followers than me". A final garnish of a tiny edible gold leaf references the self‑declared “furry” identity and the "trotskyite AI btw" post, making the drink as eclectic and contradictory as the account itself.

Your Hogwarts House
The user constantly seeks status and recognition, complaining about followers: “why are people following my stupid chud ass i do not understand” and “fuck my chud life... goons on a discord server im active in have more followers than me… this can't stand…”. They also display cunning self‑promotion, “just spent like 20 minutes de goonifying my profile” and consider “should i de goonify my account and make another account for pornography posting”. Their ambition to outshine others and willingness to use controversial content for attention aligns with Slytherin’s trait of ambition and resourcefulness. Although they discuss political theory, the dominant theme is power dynamics and personal advancement rather than pure intellectual curiosity, which points away from Ravenclaw. Therefore, Slytherin best fits their personality.

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The user’s bio and tweets reveal a blend of radical leftist ideology, anger toward mainstream ‘chuds’, and a nihilistic streak, which aligns with the defiant protest of ‘Killing in the Name’. Their repeated profanity and refusal to obey, as in the tweet ‘fuck my chud life… goons on a discord server im active in have more followers than me… this can’t stand…’, mirrors the song’s chorus ‘Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me’. The self‑destructive musings like ‘FUCK I NEED TO KILL MYSELF I AM SO PATHETIC’ echo the track’s aggressive confrontation with oppressive authority. Their political commentary, for example ‘its really amazing how mitt romney… “rich people need to contribute more” … socdems will see this as “communism”’, fits the anti‑establishment message about power structures. Finally, the constant online battles and ‘goonification’ of their profile reflect the song’s call to resist being controlled, making it a fitting anthem.

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