Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and appreciation for others, like saying they still love a friend in “I still love @JoseMendez3732”.
- Humorous: Uses silly, bodily, and chaotic humor such as “I have to shit” and dramatic reactions like “HELP ME WHAT IS GOING ON”.
- LGBTQ+-supportive: Shows clear support for queer identities with posts like “Pride month is almost over :(” and “I love gay ppl”.
- Expressive: Shares thoughts and feelings freely, from boredom in “CAN SOMEONE TALK TO ME IM BORD…” to excitement about games in “BRO I CANT WAIT FOR TYE NEW DLC”.
- Musically-driven: Shows strong interest in music, thanking Radiohead in “Thanks @radiohead for spending 1,719 minutes with me…” and seeking a band as a bassist in “I’m looking to be in a band… I’m a decent bassist”.
Weaknesses:
- Medication-neglect: Dismisses mental health treatment with “Taking your meds is overrated #fuckzoloft #fucklithium…”, suggesting resistance to needed care.
- Impulsive-posting: Shares raw, unfiltered thoughts like “I have to shit” that may hurt their image or be oversharing.
- Harsh-language: Uses aggressive phrasing such as “I hope this dog dies/hj”, which can come off as cruel even if joking.
- Attention-seeking: Frequently calls out for interaction, like “CAN SOMEONE TALK TO ME IM BORD…”, hinting at reliance on online validation.
- Political-edginess: Posts provocative political content such as “Please trump go deeper”, which can alienate or inflame others without clear context.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson, with a mix of chaotic humor, irreverence, and teenage energy. Their blunt, immature oversharing like “I have to shit” and dramatic all-caps reactions such as “HELP ME WHAT IS GOING ON” echo Bart’s impulsive, not-think-before-you-speak attitude. The edgy, rebellious take on mental health meds in “Taking your meds is overrated #fuckzoloft #fucklithium #fuckconcerta #fuckcymbalta #fuckwelbutrin #fuckprosac” fits Bart’s anti-authority, push-back-against-rules vibe. At the same time, posts like “Pride month is almost over :(” and “I love gay ppl” show a softer, accepting side beneath the chaos, similar to how Bart can be surprisingly caring. Their mix of school talk, boredom posts like “CAN SOMEONE TALK TO ME IM BORD WATCHING JOE BART AND ITS 11:25 PM 💀”, and general mischief strongly aligns with a modern, very-online Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extrovert: they frequently post about wanting interaction and stimulation, like “CAN SOMEONE TALK TO ME IM BORD WATCHING JOE BART AND ITS 11:25 PM 💀” and “Hey guys I usually don’t post here but I’m looking to be in a band… If any band wants to take me DM me!”, openly broadcasting their needs to others. Their interests and humor suggest Intuition: they’re drawn to big, imaginative or speculative topics like “congress confirmed aliens are real!?!?!?!?” and expressive, meme-y reactions such as “Anyone gonna talk about how it’s only a few days till the bite”, rather than concrete, practical details. The tone points to Feeling: they express strong emotional reactions and values (e.g., “I love gay ppl”, “Pride month is almost over :(”, and intense, joking affection in “I still love @JoseMendez3732”) more than structured logical arguments. Finally, they appear Perceiving rather than Judging: their tweets are spontaneous, in-the-moment outbursts like “I have to shit”, chaotic excitement about DLC and games such as “BRO I CANT WAIT FOR TYE NEW DLC”, and impulsive comments like “Taking your meds is overrated #fuckzoloft #fucklithium…”, all implying flexibility and low emphasis on long-term structure. Putting this together, ENFP—a social, emotional, spontaneous, and imaginative type—fits best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You spent 1,719 minutes with Radiohead in 2022, but I bet you’d still give me ‘No Surprises’ if I asked you out for just one of them.
- You said taking your meds is overrated, but I’m pretty sure my doctor would prescribe ‘one Wizard ⚜️ from NYC who plays bass’ as an instant mood stabilizer.
- So you’re a decent bassist and a high school sophomore looking for a band—can I audition as your number one groupie and occasional duet partner?
- You tweet ‘I’m at school 😍’ and ‘I’m at school :0’ a lot, but if we were in the same class I’d be tweeting ‘I’m in love 😍’ instead.
- You’re hyped for DLCs and new content all the time—how about we unlock the ‘first date’ expansion pack and see what side quests we discover in NYC?
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Your new Twitter bio
NYC teen bassist, Radiohead enthusiast, DLC addict. Once tweeted about a bus being a shoebox and it’s still my peak. Here for bands, riffs & chaos.– @misterkms_
Your signature cocktail
The Wizard’s Pride Bus Fizz
The high-proof spiced rum channels their chaotic, unfiltered energy and willingness to say anything from “I have to shit” to “I hope this dog dies/hj”. The sour cherry liqueur captures the mix of edge and moodiness in posts like “Taking your meds is overrated #fuckzoloft #fucklithium…” while still staying playful. The rainbow sherbet soda (or colorful cream soda mix) celebrates their love for queer joy and aesthetics, echoing “Pride month is almost over :(” and “I love gay ppl”. A dash of aromatic bitters nods to their slightly cynical, internet-poisoned humor seen in posts like “Please trump go deeper” and alien-congress shock in “congress confirmed aliens are real!?!?!?!?”. The edible glitter rim reflects their dramatic self-presentation and frequent selfies/#NewProfilePic moments, turning the drink into something as loud and shiny as their timeline. Overall it’s strong, a little bitter, very sweet, and gloriously extra—like being stuck on “This bus is like a shoe box I’m being squished” but in the most fabulous way possible.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is warmth, inclusivity, and a low-key, everyday kind of loyalty, all of which align closely with Hufflepuff. Their enthusiastic support for queer people in tweets like “I love gay ppl” and “Pride month is almost over :(” signals a values-driven kindness and acceptance. They show steady, affectionate attachment to people and things they care about, such as “I still love @JoseMendez3732” and their long-running fandom habits like “Thanks @radiohead for spending 1,719 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to No Surprises.”, which fit Hufflepuff’s loyalty and devotion. Even when they’re jokingly chaotic (e.g. “This bus is like a shoe box I’m being squished” or [“I want poptarts right now but I have no poptarts :”), the tone is more lighthearted and communal than ambitious or combative. While there’s some impulsive humor, there’s little to suggest the ambition of Slytherin, the intellectual focus of Ravenclaw, or the overt heroism of Gryffindor; instead, their feed feels like a friendly, loyal Hufflepuff hanging out online.
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Your song
Creep - Radiohead
The song that best suits them is Creep by Radiohead. They explicitly show they're a Radiohead fan and emotionally attached to the band, thanking them for spending time together on Spotify and noting they couldn’t stop listening to “No Surprises”: “Thanks @radiohead for spending 1,719 minutes with me in 2022. I couldn’t stop listening to No Surprises. #SpotifyWrapped yeeeaaahh”. Their tweets often mix self-deprecating humor and chaotic honesty, like “I have to shit” and “HELP ME WHAT IS GOING ON”, which aligns with the insecure, oversharing vibe in Creep. The rejection of meds and mental-health struggle hinted at in “Taking your meds is overrated #fuckzoloft #fucklithium #fuckconcerta #fuckcymbalta #fuckwelbutrin #fuckprosac” echoes the song’s themes of feeling abnormal and out of place. At the same time, their love for queer identity and pride, shown in “Pride month is almost over :(” and “I love gay ppl”, fits with Creep’s resonance as an anthem for outsiders who don’t quite fit in but still feel deeply and unapologetically.
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