Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Witty humor: Frequently crafts funny, observational jokes, like comparing a guy to “the dude that’s walking out of a cvs when you’re walking in” in “he looks exactly like the dude that’s walking out of a cvs when you’re walking in”.
- Media literacy: Engages critically with games and shows, weighing structure, pacing, and design in posts like “it went on a little too long imo but this was a pretty good state of play” and detailed Resident Evil rankings in “so far my resident evil ranking probably goes re2 > cvx > re7 > re1 > nemesis > survivor”.
- Intellectual curiosity: Shows interest in learning and analysis, like planning an essay on Bloodborne in “i’m gonna take this as my one chance to write an essay about bloodborne” and rethinking social habits in “my whole life i’ve been ordering something beef… now i’m realizing i can just preface it”.
- Political awareness: Acknowledges real‑world issues and power structures, criticizing the IOC in “not even about how the ioc is ran by fascists” and calling out shallow discourse on Palestine in “twitter users on their way to call 5 different things israelgpt slop”.
- Self-awareness: Openly reflects on personal flaws and limitations, as in “i need to stop being cynical all the time” and acknowledging gaming skill in “i still play like i have 30 hours” despite hundreds of hours in Monster Hunter.
Weaknesses:
- Chronic cynicism: Frequently expresses jaded or harsh takes, such as “resident evil fans should be allowed to harass some people until they deactivate their accounts” and “i hope for the next 5 years all we get… so some of you quit gaming all together and never come back”.
- Harsh language: Relies on aggressive phrasing and insults that can alienate others, like calling a game section “anti human rights” in “code veronica getting a remake would be less anti art than certain gameplay sections are anti human rights” and describing people as “average russian nazi” in “i saw another average russian nazi talk about how borsch is theirs”.
- Negative fixation: Spends a lot of energy on what he hates in games or media, from “yo i highkey fucking hate re1 remake” to predicting failure in “the way we all already know these are going to suck”.
- Self-deprecation: Talks about himself in a way that undermines self‑esteem, such as “a lot of people lose respect for me when they realize i’m a 6’5 virgin at 19 i probably would too if i were them”.
- Dismissive judgment: Quickly writes off others’ interests or work, like saying “90% of the events are boring as fuck” about the Olympics and “never eat mac and cheese cooked by a white person” in “never eat mac and cheese cooked by a white person”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The best match is Bart Simpson: a snarky, joking teen who still clearly cares about his interests and the people around him. Like Bart, this user leans heavily into irreverent humor and bit‑posting, joking about politics and the internet with lines like “twitter users on their way to call 5 different things israelgpt slop…” and “remember back in like 2019 2020 when ppl would publicly tag you and ask why you were following the president of the united states”. He has a chaotic, exaggerated self‑image that mirrors Bart’s self‑mythology, calling himself a “19 year old sigma 🇺🇦🍉” and joking that “a lot of people lose respect for me when they realize i’m a 6’5 virgin at 19”. At the same time, he’s genuinely passionate and nerdy about his hobbies—deep dives into Resident Evil, Metal Gear, and other games, like “took too long cause of school but finally beat code veronica… still top 2 resident evil game behind re2 for me so far in this marathon”—which fits Bart’s obsessive fandom side. There’s also a hint of self‑awareness and wanting to be less jaded, as seen in “i need to stop being cynical all the time”, echoing Bart’s occasional moments of introspection under all the sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert (I): most tweets center on solitary hobbies like single‑player games and marathoning series (Resident Evil, Metal Gear, Silent Hill), plus self‑aware comments about their own life rather than social hype, e.g. “a lot of people lose respect for me when they realize i’m a 6’5 virgin at 19 i probably would too if i were them” and having State of Play on while doing homework in their room (“having state of play on as background while i do homework”). They skew Intuition (N) because they constantly jump from concrete games to broader patterns or hypotheticals, like wondering about cross‑universe capabilities (“this also got me thinking how well would either snake do in raccoon city or any other re setting…”) and meta‑commentary on fandom and media culture (“this is what ‘you can be a fan of something if you’ve seen a lets play’ mentality brought us”). Their tone is strongly Thinking (T): they’re blunt, analytical, and often critical rather than reassuring, e.g. “not even about how the ioc is ran by fascists but idk how anyone willingly watches the olympics anyway 90% of the events are boring as fuck” and “listened to 24 tracks of j cole and did not add a single one to my playlist not gonna lie”, focusing on critique over harmony. They appear Perceiving (P) because they take things as they come (juggling school, delivery work, and games), frequently change their evaluations mid‑playthrough (“yo i highkey fucking hate re1 remake” later becoming “re1 remake might be my fav so far”), and joke about procrastination and spontaneity (“the type of game you see your homeboy playing after spending 1 yottosecond total on the exam worth 40% of your grade & it's yakuza”). Overall, that mix of inward focus, speculative and meta thinking about games/media, detached logical criticism, and flexible, changing opinions aligns best with INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we were in the Spencer mansion, I’d risk getting one‑shotted by a Hunter just to bring you handgun ammo and hear you rant about how much you hate REmake in person.
- You’re out here ranking RE games, watching State of Play for homework background noise, and getting 10/10 on movies you didn’t even watch—wanna co‑op an essay on Bloodborne together and call it our first date run?
- You said blueberry, lemon poppyseed, and butterscotch are the big 3 of muffins—let me take you out for all three and you can decide where I rank in your personal Resident Evil tier list afterward.
- You joked about being a 6’5 virgin at 19, but honestly with your taste in Monster Hunter, MGS, Silent Hill, and clowning J. Cole for 24 tracks straight, that’s just an S‑tier build waiting for the right co‑op partner.
- You’re planning a whole RE marathon, Silent Hill after, then eyeing that James Bond game and the new Castlevania—if you ever need someone to walk out of CVS with you looking like an NPC while you monologue about Capcom vs. Konami, I volunteer as your background character.
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19 | Tall gamer in the DMV juggling college, deliveries & horror marathons. Once aced a movie assignment without watching it; still proud of that speedrun.– @MitoLives
Your signature cocktail
Raccoon City Sigma Sour
This drink starts with Ukrainian honey-infused vodka for the proudly stated “19 year old sigma 🇺🇦🍉” in their bio and the unexpectedly sincere, grounded side beneath the jokes. A hit of sour cherry liqueur mirrors their love of moody horror marathons and Konami/Capcom cross-brainrot like “these games always look rly cool i wanna check them out after re marathon and probably silent hill” and “i really like when capcom and konami reference each other they always felt like friendly rivals”. A barspoon of red onion pickle brine nods to their oddly specific life observations and mild suffering, like “why do red onions do that to your nose” and the constant pain of hunters in RE. Lemon poppyseed syrup sweetens it up and references their muffin theology in “blueberry, lemon poppyseed, and butterscotch are the big 3 of muffins”, showing there’s comfort food softness under all the gamer salt. Finally, a few drops of activated charcoal tincture darken the glass like a PS2-era CRT shadow, tying into their RE/MGS obsession and lines like “i hope for the next 5 years all we get in the gaming world are ps2 era game remakes so some of you quit gaming all together and never come back it’s getting out of hand”, making the whole thing a strong, slightly bitter, but weirdly cozy late-night college-gamer sour.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their tweets show a strong mix of wit, analysis, and genuine curiosity that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly dissect media and game design rather than just vibing with it, like when they critique Resident Evil structure and story: “that’s why i’m so mixed after playing re3 cause what even is the story unless i missed something there isn’t much more than ‘jill needs to escape but big scary tyrant #3 wants to kill her’” and compare versions in detail: “also while the vibes were definitely more oppressive in remake i kindaaa like the feel of the mansion in the ps1 version more it feels like it was once an actual house”. They show love of learning and academic resourcefulness, joking about getting a perfect grade on a movie assignment they didn’t watch by making a literary comparison: “got a 10/10 on an assignment on a movie for i didn’t even watch bc i compared it to alice in wonderland shit came in #clutch”, and getting excited to write a full essay on Bloodborne when given a broad media prompt: “our essay prompt is pretty broadly to write about a topic in media i’m gonna take this as my one chance to write an essay about bloodborne”. Their humor is cerebral and observational—e.g., musing about weird language usage: “i’ve never seen btw used like this before” and odd little details about life and anatomy: “it’s weird how we just never talk about the pink fleshy part of the eye”. While they do show some cynicism and ambition (like wanting to "harass" bad takes as a fan: “resident evil fans should be allowed to harass some people until they deactivate their accounts”), these come across more as sharp-edged commentary than Slytherin-style scheming, and there’s little evidence of Gryffindor heroism or Hufflepuff-style warmth and patience. Overall, their defining traits are analytical thinking, media literacy, and dry, clever commentary—classic Ravenclaw characteristics.
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Your song
Paranoid Android - Radiohead
Radiohead’s Paranoid Android fits them because it blends cynicism, dark humor, and genuine anxiety about the world—exactly the tone of their timeline. They constantly bounce between ironic detachment and real frustration, like when they say “not even about how the ioc is ran by fascists but idk how anyone willingly watches the olympics anyway 90% of the events are boring as fuck” and “twitter users on their way to call 5 different things israelgpt slop... and then complain how people don’t care about the palestinian genocide”. There’s also a self-aware, slightly depressive edge in posts like “i need to stop being cynical all the time” and “a lot of people lose respect for me when they realize i’m a 6’5 virgin at 19 i probably would too if i were them”, which mirrors the song’s alienated, fractured narrator. Their love of strange, moody games—Resident Evil, Silent Hill, MGS—seen in tweets like “these games always look rly cool i wanna check them out after re marathon and probably silent hill” and “my english professor this semester studies video games... i’m gonna take this as my one chance to write an essay about bloodborne”, matches the track’s unsettling, atmospheric sound. Overall, the song’s mix of sarcasm, dread, and intensity lines up with how they tweet about politics, games, and their own life.
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