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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is a good match because of his rebellious, impulsive nature and love for random, pop‑culture obsessions. The user’s short attention span and habit of jumping into a game then dropping it ('i have a bad habit of picking up a game, playing it like once or twice then dropping it...') mirrors Bart’s tendency to start a hobby and quickly lose interest. Their frequent profanity and cynical commentary ('a zionist that supports the ongoing genocide ...', 'i swear to fucking god if this dogshit app keeps removing my likes...') echo Bart’s irreverent attitude ('Eat my shorts!'). The user’s habit of using Twitter as a personal journal and posting random musings ('napping in the metro heals my soul') also fits Bart’s impulsive, diary‑style storytelling. Finally, the mix of gaming, anime, and pop‑culture references (e.g., 'vocaloid gatekeeping discourse', 'FGC scene dying') aligns with Bart’s love for video games and contemporary trends.

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The user tends to focus on personal feelings and inner reflections, often posting about their own moods and experiences (e.g., "im being too pessimistic when it comes to fighting games…" and "i use Twitter as a journal to yap about random stuff"). They describe concrete, sensory details about games, music, and hardware rather than abstract concepts (e.g., "my fightstick is now having issues connecting to my pc" and "happy bday to the best Castlevania game aka Order of Ecclesia"). Their decisions are guided by personal values and emotions, as seen in statements like "a zionist that supports the ongoing genocide yeah he had it coming" and "i hate how gacha games attract so many weirdos and degenerates". Finally, they show a flexible, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting to habits of jumping between games and learning new features on the fly (e.g., "i have a bad habit of picking up a game… and dropping it" and "i just learned how to make threads").

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DIY gamer & vocaloid fan, metro-napper, fighting-game grinder. Using Twitter as a personal journal of beats, memes, & occasional rants.– @mitosismitosis

Your signature cocktail
The drink captures the user’s love of late-night subway naps ("napping in the metro heals my soul") with a tiny subway token garnish and a smooth yogurt-infused vodka base. Electric blue curaçao and silver edible glitter echo the neon-bright, "vocaloid metal is awesome" aesthetic, while an espresso shot fuels the "my attention span is too fried to focus when i play VNs" vibe. A splash of energy drink nods to the gamer’s grind, especially when they say "im willing to grind tekken 8 again but that ft2 shit needs to go away". Finally, the layered, slightly chaotic flavor mirrors their habit of hopping between games and music genres ("rotating between different fighting games every few weeks has me questioning whether i still enjoy them like i used to").

Your Hogwarts House
The user shows strong curiosity and a love for learning, often sharing discoveries and urging deeper knowledge, as in 'shoutout to vocadb for helping me discover so many bangers' and 'vocaloid gatekeeping discourse is funny as hell but please learn more about the vocal synths you listen to before calling urself a fan of them'. They reflect on personal habits and aim for self‑improvement, saying 'i have a bad habit of picking up a game, playing it like once or twice then dropping it and it happens too often' and 'im being too pessimistic when it comes to fighting games and its preventing me from progressing. i need to have an open mind to try new things out, to accept defeat, to learn from those defeats, to be inspired by others to become better'. This focus on knowledge, curiosity, and personal growth aligns with Ravenclaw values.

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The user constantly talks about fighting games and the need to keep grinding, e.g., "im willing to grind tekken 8 again but that ft2 shit needs to go away" and "im being too pessimistic when it comes to fighting games and its preventing me from progressing". The iconic chorus of "Eye of the Tiger" ("rising up, back on the street, did my time, took my chances") mirrors their determination to get back into games and improve. Their frustration with the Twitter app ("i swear to fucking god if this dogshit app keeps removing my likes") matches the song’s theme of overcoming obstacles. Their love for high‑energy music ("vocaloid metal is awesome") fits the pounding rhythm of the track. Finally, the line "the GOAT is back" echoes the song’s champion vibe, making it a perfect anthem for this chaotic, gaming‑centric personality.

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