Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Frequently jokes and memes about games and life, like “going on following tab in public is like shooting yourself in the foot with a minigun”.
- Affectionate: Openly expresses love and enthusiasm for people and characters, such as “I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES PERFECT” and “i loooooooove lynae!!”.
- Social: Actively seeks interaction, asking for Valorant teammates and DM buddies in “PLEEEEEEEEASEEEE I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY VALORANT WITH MEEEEEE” and “i need someone to annoy in dms or i DIE”.
- Expressive: Comfortably shares emotions and personal updates, like “while i was away i kinda got an irl cosplayer gf...........” and “I KISSED A GIRL”.
- Fandom‑driven: Shows deep engagement with games/anime (HSR, Genshin, takt op.) through analysis and hype, e.g. “HSR 4.0 cerydra now allows characters to repeat their enhanced basic atk” and “i am returning to my roots of being a takt op. destiny fan”.
Weaknesses:
- Attention‑seeking: Often frames posts around needing responses or validation, such as “did any of you miss me or should i go back to being ia” and “who missed me having pretty layouts cuz that me is back i think”.
- Overexposed: Shares intimate or NSFW‑leaning details publicly, like “the cosplay stays on during sex” and wanting a “succubus womb tattoo”.
- Easily‑frustrated: Gets visibly annoyed at small social slights, e.g. “number one way to piss ne the fuck off: i ask a question and i get left on seen in a 9 member group chat”.
- Impulsive: Shows spur‑of‑the‑moment decisions in games and spending, like agonizing over gacha pulls in “do i risk it all and try to get lingsha...” and “haha... can anyone PLEASEEEEE BUY ME E6”.
- Boundary‑strained: Only addresses uncomfortable flirting after it escalates, as seen in “i feel like oomf has a crush on me so i am here to say that i am taken and i have a gf... please stop flirting with me”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user lines up most with Bart Simpson: chaotic, funny, and always online causing a bit of trouble but clearly affectionate about their people and interests. Their timeline is full of unhinged jokes and gremlin energy, like “picks your eye out as you scroll and eats it yumm” and the dramatic gamer outbursts such as “PLEEEEEEEEASEEEE I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY VALORANT WITH MEEEEEE”, which mirror Bart’s loud, attention‑grabbing antics. They’re also mischievous but loyal in relationships, shown by posts like “the cosplay stays on during sex” and setting boundaries about flirting in “i am taken and i have a gf… please stop flirting with me”, similar to how Bart is a menace but still cares deeply about his close circle. Their love of niche fandoms and crackships, like “new favorite crackship: kangel x sparxie”, fits Bart’s tendency to obsess over whatever he finds cool that week. Overall, the mix of irreverent humor, impulsive posting, and underlying warmth makes them a modern, extremely online Bart.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than Introverted. They openly ask for interaction and company, like begging for game buddies and people to DM them in tweets such as “PLEEEEEEEEASEEEE I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY VALORANT WITH MEEEEEE” and “i need someone to annoy in dms or i DIE”, and they frequently comment on their presence/absence on the timeline, e.g. “did any of you miss me or should i go back to being ia”. Their interests and expressions lean strongly Intuitive: they’re into fandoms, meta-jokes, and crackships like “new favorite crackship: kangel x sparxie” and goofy conceptual ideas such as “stupid idea that might work no. 1, put two trackers on your car…”, rather than practical or sensory detail-focused commentary. They appear clearly Feeling-oriented: their tweets center emotional reactions, affection, and relationships—“i feel like oomf has a crush on me so i am here to say that i am taken and i have a gf… please stop flirting with me. sparkle really doesn't like it…” shows concern for emotional boundaries, and they constantly gush over characters/people with lines like “I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHES PERFECT” and “two goats on the screen i heart cas 💗”. Their lifestyle reads as Perceiving rather than Judging: they jump between games/anime, drop series on a whim (“mha sucks im dropping this series”), and openly admit to impulsive, unstructured behavior like “turned off pc just to turn it on again, closed twitter just to open it again”. Combined—the high social energy, imaginative fandom obsessions, emotionally expressive style, and spontaneous, somewhat chaotic daily choices—line up best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said, “pag bading ung midlaner malakas talaga” — so if I queue mid with you on Valorant, are we talking team wipe or just you hard-carrying my heart?
- You keep spreading the robinabi gospel and simping Sparxie & Sparkle, but have you considered adding one more silly little fixation to your roster: me, permanently E6 in your party?
- You joked that going on the following tab in public is like shooting yourself in the foot with a minigun — but I still wanna be there, so people know exactly who you risk permanent embarrassment for.
- You kissed a girl, got an irl cosplayer gf, and announced you’re gay… I’m just trying to figure out if there’s still a DLC route where I show up with white hair and thighs worthy of your number 1 enthusiast title.
- You miss the Aranara questline, name yourself Expedition 33 for good luck, and rage when oomfs ignore your questions — if you treat me like a main story quest, I promise I’ll never leave you on seen and I’ll always be a guaranteed drop.
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Part-time gamer, full-time overthinker. Once spent 2 hours fixing Terraria before realizing the servers were down. Mostly HSR, Valorant, and cosplay talk.– @mizennyoulots
Your signature cocktail
Cyrenepilled Succubus Spritz
This cocktail is bright, chaotic, and a little unhinged, just like their timeline—sweet on the surface but deceptively strong, echoing the energy of “FREAK ON TL !!!!!”. The white rum with lychee nods to their soft, queer romantic side and moments like “I KISSED A GIRL” and getting an irl cosplayer girlfriend in “while i was away i kinda got an irl cosplayer gf...........”. Pink grapefruit soda keeps it playful and fizzy while matching their bubbly, oversharing vibe and pink-coded posts such as “chat who missed me having pretty layouts cuz that me is back i think”. The cherry syrup drizzle represents their thirsty gamer/stan side, from “I FUCKING LOVE BAILI JIN AMONG MORTALS” to “I WANT U BAD”. A dash of edible glitter evokes their internet-angel obsession in “INTERNET ANGEL!!!!” and their dramatic flair in “i am returning to my roots of being a takt op. destiny fan”. Finally, the thigh/heart garnish is a direct wink to their bio as the self-proclaimed “number 1 thighs enthusiast” and all their horny, love-mark heavy energy in “love marks” and “the cosplay stays on during sex”.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
This user reads as a very online, impulsive, high‑energy person who dives into things head‑first, which fits Gryffindor best. They openly overshare and embrace chaos, from “PLEEEEEEEEASEEEE I NEED SOMEONE TO PLAY VALORANT WITH MEEEEEE” to the unfiltered humor of “picks your eye out as you scroll and eats it yumm”, showing boldness and a lack of inhibition. There’s a streak of emotional honesty and dramatic self-endangerment like “going on following tab in public is like shooting yourself in the foot with a minigun” and “number one way to piss ne the fuck off: i ask a question and i get left on seen in a 9 member group chat”, which has the classic Gryffindor flair for exaggeration and calling things out. They also openly defend their relationship boundaries in “i feel like oomf has a crush on me so i am here to say that i am taken and i have a gf. both her and i are very uncomfortable so please stop flirting with me. sparkle really doesn't like it when people flirt with me. thank you.”, showing a willingness to confront awkward situations directly rather than quietly endure them. While they have some Hufflepuff-ish loyalty to specific interests and people (e.g., “i love cyrene”), the dominant traits are outspoken, chaotic bravery and emotional impulsiveness, which align more with Gryffindor than any other house.
Your movie
Your song
girls - girl in red
A fitting song for them is girls by girl in red, because so much of their personality and timeline is loudly, happily sapphic. They literally announce it with posts like “I KISSED A GIRL” and “im gay”, and they frequently mention having a girlfriend, e.g. “while i was away i kinda got an irl cosplayer gf...........”. The song’s mix of yearning, excitement, and casual queer confidence fits with their chaotic, oversharing vibe in tweets like “i need someone to annoy in dms or i DIE” and their fem/they-she bio. The playful but intense energy of the lyrics lines up with posts like “FREAK ON TL !!!!!” and their open enthusiasm for ships and characters, such as “i will spread my robinabi gospel” and “I FUCKING LOVE BAILI JIN AMONG MORTALS”. Overall, girls captures both their unapologetic queerness and the messy, joyful way they talk about love and attraction on their timeline.
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