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Your Simpsons character
While @mizombs expresses a much darker, nihilistic reality, they mirror Lisa Simpson’s core archetype of the hyper-intellectual, misunderstood student who feels isolated from their peers. Like Lisa’s existential despair, the user navigates university life while feeling “trapped inside of my own body” and struggling with the social performance of empathy, noting they have to “pretend to have empathy” during sad conversations. Their dedication to academics despite physical collapse—seen when they prioritize an “accountability thread so that I feel accomplished”—reflects Lisa's drive for achievement as a coping mechanism. Ultimately, both possess a specific brand of “outsider” intelligence, with the user jokingly questioning if people can “tell im special” while surrounded by their niche interests and academic pressures.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mizo exhibits clear Introversion (I) through his preference for solitary activities like studying in his 'coffin' and his admitted “no social skills,” combined with an Intuitive (N) tendency for abstract, morbid metaphors and writing “haikus every time I get high.” His Feeling (F) trait is dominant in his emotional vulnerability and the way he processes his environment through internal distress, notably crying when asked “what made me happy in life.” Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is evident in his disorganized, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting he is “procrastinating studying” and describing himself as “off their rockers” rather than following a structured routine.

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French-born uni student in Canada. I balance intense midterm sessions with Kirby collecting and thrifting. Once survived an ice cube; now I just study. He/They.– @mizombs

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail reflects a life lived in the 'shedtwt' shadows, starting with a base of chilled oat milk because “This oatmeal is what it tastes like to be oatmeal amirite”. The heavy pour of Absinthe represents Mizo’s frequent altered states, often tweeting while “Crossed as fuck”, while the charcoal powder gives it a dark, gothic aesthetic fitting for someone who identifies as a “vampire”. It is served ice-cold to match the vibe of a “sick Victorian child Mizo is back to his coffin”, and despite the bitter profile, it’s garnished with a cherry for the “twink” energy he occasionally tries to escape. This drink is high-proof and dangerous, much like his goal of “not stopping till I’m under bmi 10”.

Your Hogwarts House
Mizo demonstrates a distinct Ravenclaw leaning through a persistent commitment to academic life and creative expression despite severe physical distress. They show an analytical, almost detached curiosity toward their own condition, documenting their experience with a dark wit and "writing haikus every time I get high." Their focus on intellectual accountability is evident in their "Mizo study accountability thread so that I feel accomplished in life" and the struggle to prioritize learning, noting, "I fear if I want to pass my exams and also not die I should probably up my intake." Even while "extremely sick," they prioritize going to the library to study, showcasing a Ravenclaw’s characteristic drive for knowledge and academic achievement as a core part of their identity.

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This song perfectly encapsulates the user’s harrowing struggle with an eating disorder and body dysmorphia. The lyrics about calorie counting and the physical toll of starvation mirror their experience of being “dangerously underweight” and feeling “trapped inside of my own body”. The track's themes of self-punishment resonate with tweets detailing a “4 am puke sesh” and the meticulous habit of “weighing out the exact amount of milk” for a low-calorie meal. Despite the upbeat indie-pop sound, the underlying misery matches their dark humor regarding their goal to reach “bmi 10”. Ultimately, the song reflects the tragic cycle of seeking perfection through self-destruction that defines their online presence.

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