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Your Simpsons character
Jeff shares Homer Simpson's love for beer, indulgence, and chaotic antics. His '7 beers for breakfast' tweet is pure Homer energy, and his '22 day bender' story mirrors Homer’s many over-the-top escapades. Both have a knack for getting into trouble but always manage to bounce back with humor. Jeff’s quirky ideas, like the 'roulette wheel at checkout,' also align with Homer’s occasional flashes of bizarre brilliance.

Your MBTI personality Type
Jeff embodies the ESFP personality type: extroverted, sensing, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his party tweets like 'Willies on a cold Thursday night.' His sensing side is evident in his focus on the present moment, such as '7 beers for breakfast feeling nicey.' His feeling trait comes through in his nostalgic and humorous reflections, like 'White Boy Winter is almost over.' Finally, his perceiving nature is clear in his impulsive decisions, like 'Ditch my social date to get blackout drunk.'

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Mizzou alum & frat legend | Pi Kappa Phi '93 | IPA enthusiast & sub-3 second shotgun master | 22-year Alpha Phi private chef | Ideas, beers, and chaos | DM me if you’re a ball knower.– @Mizzouburner123

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The 'Big Hoss Brew' captures Jeff’s love for IPAs and his chaotic energy. IPA represents his favorite drink, while whiskey adds a bold kick for his rebellious side, like 'Ditch my social date to get blackout drunk.' Blue Curacao reflects his nostalgic fraternity days ('Pi Kappa Phi Forever Pledge 93’'), and lemon juice adds a zesty twist to match his humor. Club soda ties it all together for a refreshing finish, just like Jeff’s ability to bounce back from a '22 day bender.'

Your Hogwarts House
Jeff's boldness and love for adventure align with Gryffindor traits. His tweet 'Ditch my social date to get blackout drunk #FUCKTHENORM' shows his rebellious and daring nature. Gryffindors are also known for their loyalty, and his pride in his fraternity ('Pi Kappa Phi Forever Pledge 93’') reflects that. While he may lack the calculated intellect of a Ravenclaw or the ambition of a Slytherin, his courage and carefree spirit make him a textbook Gryffindor.

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Jeff’s wild lifestyle and ability to bounce back from chaos align with the resilience in 'Livin' on a Prayer.' His '22 day bender' tweet reflects the song’s theme of pushing through tough times with humor and grit. The nostalgic tone of the song also matches Jeff’s reflections on his fraternity days ('Pi Kappa Phi Forever Pledge 93’'). It’s an anthem for his adventurous, carefree spirit.

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