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Your Simpsons character
The mix of chaotic humor, impulsiveness, and genuine heart fits Bart Simpson best. They swing from unfiltered, violent exaggeration like “i would have put knives in his armpits, ripped his jaw out, sawn off the feet that kicked the cat…” to goofy bodily overshares like “MY BUTT ITCHY”, which is extremely Bart-coded. There’s also the mischievous, conspiratorial edge in posts such as “agartha is the real name of the zionist homeland… theyve done irreparable damage and will continue to control humans unless we fight back” and the anti-authority tech suspicion in “can we just not let the internet censor us? the more censored we get the more controlled we get…”. At the same time, like Bart’s hidden soft side, they show strong emotional attachments and vulnerability in tweets about their cat, such as “on the same day my cat fucking dies im getting recommended pictures of cats on my tl, fuck you elon” and “one of my cats have heart problems… it hurts alot”. The blend of juvenile jokes, chaotic energy, and flashes of unexpected sincerity makes Bart the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert over Extrovert: their interests are solitary (drawing, Minesweeper, technical motor design) and they often frame life as happening in their own head, e.g. “i need advice on how to motivate myself to actually do stuff because jesus im lazy” and “this acc dead asf gng 😭”, suggesting more online lurking than active socializing. Their thinking is strongly Intuitive rather than Sensing: they speculate about politics, geopolitics and tech, like “so when is the second american civil war happening”, make meta observations about AI and platforms in “dont use the new vine app... gives elon clean content to feed grok”, and riff on theoretical military/engineering ideas such as “wait why dont we put EFP's in guided mortars”. They are clearly Thinking-dominant: they enjoy calculus and problem‑solving as in “calculus is fun i dont care what you people say” and “i couldnt figure out pi pi/3 for 30 minutes but i then solved a polynomial with 2 missing variables using a factor”, and their moral/political takes are direct and analytical, e.g. “i think that religious debates between scholars is healthy... what i dont find healthy is when people take their words and twist it, knowingly respond with logical fallacies”. Their style is much more Perceiving than Judging: they repeatedly complain about procrastination and lack of structure, such as “i need to start studying my lazy ass isnt getting a masters in M.E if i dont even know how to integrate ln(x)” and “in about a month that chode has more followers than me.. fuck my chud life”, and they jump between interests (cats, jets, politics, rockets, games) in a spontaneous, exploratory way. The blend of introspective, theory‑oriented, bluntly logical, and somewhat disorganized curiosity fits INTP best: someone who loves ideas, analysis, and tinkering (e.g. the detailed rocket motor post “melt cast erythritol potassium nitrate has a density of around 1.8g/cm³… if done right i can make a supersonic capable motor that will put me on a list”), but struggles with consistent execution and long‑term planning.

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Aerospace & mechanical hopeful | Draws jets, cats, and weird ideas between calculus breaks | Once overthought π but nailed a polynomial– @Mkrowav

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This cocktail starts with a smoky mezcal shot for their love of jets and weapons nerdery, echoing posts like “I love how flankers and eagles are the fighter jet equivalent to battleships” and “wait why dont we put EFP's in guided mortars”. The lychee and calamansi soda brings a bright, Malaysian twist that shouts VIVA MALAYSIA just like “MALAYSIA MENTION 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯” and their bio pride. Black coffee ice cubes capture the tired, self-aware grind of “i need to start studying my lazy ass isnt getting a masters in M.E if i dont even know how to integrate ln(x)” and “i need advice on how to motivate myself to actually do stuff because jesus im lazy”. A dash of chili bitters channels the unfiltered, occasionally feral rage like “i would have put knives in his armpits, ripped his jaw out...” and the dark humor of “Kill someone with stones”. Finally, the cotton candy cat/cloud garnish is for their endless catte devotion in posts like “catte is love catte is life” and the softer, emotional side in “one of my cats have heart problems... it hurts alot”. This drink is strong but playful, sweet with a sharp kick—like doomscrolling with jets, calculus, and cat pictures all at once in “remove tiktok and this is my daily doomscroll routine”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their timeline shows a strong mix of curiosity, technical fascination, and analytical thinking that aligns most with Ravenclaw. They eagerly dig into math and engineering, joking about struggling with one bit of math while solving a harder problem in the same breath: “I couldnt figure out pi pi/3 for 30 minutes but i then solved a polynomial with 2 missing variables using a factor”, and talking about needing calculus for a future M.E. master’s: “my lazy ass isnt getting a masters in M.E if i dont even know how to integrate ln(x)”. They clearly enjoy learning for its own sake, saying “calculus is fun i dont care what you people say”, and they dive into detailed rocketry/propellant analysis in “melt cast erythritol potassium nitrate has a density of around 1.8g/cm³… if done right i can make a supersonic capable motor that will put me on a list”. Their interests are niche and intellectually oriented—fighter design and designations: “i just realized that most american fighter designs kinda just scoot the engine forward…” and “the f 35 has such a nice designation number, its so neat, its formal, divisible by 5, divisible by 7”—showing the classic Ravenclaw delight in pattern and structure. While they do show loyalty to cats and strong emotions (e.g., “catte is love catte is life”), the dominant theme is a brainy, curious, somewhat obsessive engagement with ideas and technical details, making Ravenclaw the best fit over the other houses.

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A fitting song for @Mkrowav is Welcome to the Black Parade because it mixes dramatic emotion, dark humor, and a sense of struggling forward—very similar to their timeline. They swing between intense, almost over-the-top reactions like “i would have put knives in his armpits, ripped his jaw out...” and self-deprecating laziness such as “i need to start studying my lazy ass isnt getting a masters in M.E if i dont even know how to integrate ln(x)”. There’s also a thread of grief and attachment, seen in “on the same day my cat fucking dies im getting recommended pictures of cats on my tl, fuck you elon” and their constant love for “catte,” which echoes the song’s themes of loss and carrying memories. At the same time, they keep pushing ambitions—“2026 gonna be my year” and a desire for a mechanical engineering masters—mirroring the song’s defiant, keep-going energy. Their mixture of political/war commentary like “im not qualified to speak but i really think malaysia needs more domestic investment...” and absurd shitposts such as “MY BUTT ITCHY” also matches the song’s blend of grand seriousness with theatrical, almost melodramatic flair.

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