Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Clarifies his ironic tone and warns others not to take him too seriously in “Se alguém que me segue ou não é vê eu comentando em posts bem esquisitos...”.
- Empathetic: Shows concern for injustice and victims when criticizing Robinho and rape apologism in “Pqp cara, o Robinho jr é bom, porem esse fdp tem q se desprender loto da imagem do fodido do pai dele...” and “Depois desse 4x2 da chape no santos...”.
- Humorous: Uses absurd and playful humor in tweets like “Arte não serve só pra ser bonito, se desperta sentimentos em você já é uma arte. Se eu cagar em uma privada e você sentir nojo é um arte, receba” and “Porra mano cavalo é um bixo q é top tier...”.
- Opinionated: Expresses strong, thought-out views on anime, football, and internet culture in “Bleach deve ser até maior que naruto se duvidar...” and “Rapaziada do tik tok não dá, o mano tá muito crente de que bleach é uma bosta...”.
- Playfully-nerdy: Comfortably leans into nerd interests, like explaining Naruto techniques in “Acabei de me sentir mt nerd explicando pra uma amiga minha sobre oque é o hiraishin em naruto...” and discussing game mechanics in “Perderam a mão nesse bloonarius pprt...”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-loathing: Openly expresses intense self-hatred and hopelessness in “Eu sinto muito ódio por mim mesmo...” and questioning if he is a bad person in “Será que eu sou uma pessoa tão ruim assim”.
- Loneliness: Repeatedly laments having no friends and craving connection in “Eu preciso de amigos eu não aguento mais ser sozinho alguém vira meu amigo” and “As vezes eu queria ser um protanista de anime infantil e ter várias aventuras divertidas com meus amigos”.
- Harsh-language: Frequently uses aggressive swearing and insults, such as calling people “filhos da puta” in “Filhos da puta me disseram que bezentacil não iria doer...” and attacking fanbases in “Time do povo q defende o racismo e a homofobia kkkkkkkk corinthiano é a torcida mais patetica do Brasil...”.
- Doomer-mindset: Uses extreme or apocalyptic framing, like wanting Trump to “explode the world” in “Trump porfavor exploda o mundo ” and saying the world is finished in “A trolada final? O mundo está acabado”.
- Public-vulnerability: Shares very raw mental health struggles and worst-day feelings in “Esse é o pior dia da minha vida” and “As vezes da vontade de desistir de tudo pprt”, which can invite misunderstanding or superficial reactions online.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: irreverent, sarcastic, and constantly cracking edgy jokes, but with flashes of real vulnerability. Like Bart trolling authority, they roast football culture and hypocrisy with over-the-top takes, e.g. calling Corinthians fans pathetic in “Time do povo q defende o racismo e a homofobia kkkkkkkk corinthiano é a torcida mais patetica do Brasil, se Hitler fosse corinthiano vocês defenderiam ele com unhas e dentes só por ele torcer pro time de voces” and mocking online behavior in “Arte não serve só pra ser bonito, se desperta sentimentos em você já é uma arte. Se eu cagar em uma privada e você sentir nojo é um arte, receba”. Their timeline is full of chaotic humor and meme-brain energy, like “Porra mano cavalo é um bixo q é top tier... da pra fazer hambúrguer com ele. Pqp q bixo foda da porra” and “Mandar figurinha pra mjnha mãe é sempre uma adrenalina porque a qualquer momento eu posso dar missclick e mandar o luva de pedreiro pirocudo pra ela”, which fits Bart’s chaotic, juvenile sense of humor. At the same time, under the jokes there’s emotional turmoil and self-doubt, like in “Eu sinto muito ódio por mim mesmo, eu só queria que pelo menos 1 vez na minha vida as coisas ocorressem minimamente bem” and the desire for friends in “Eu preciso de amigos eu não aguento mais ser sozinho alguém vira meu amigo”, echoing Bart’s lonely, attention-seeking side. They also self-label their posts as ironic in “saiba que é a ironia em sua mais pura forma. Pfv, NUNCA levem nada que esse perfil posta a sério”, which matches Bart’s habit of hiding genuine feelings behind constant jokes and mischief.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
They lean Introvert: they often mention loneliness and difficulty making friends rather than partying or big social circles, e.g. “I need friends I can’t stand being alone anymore someone be my friend”, and fantasize about friendship instead of actually being out with people, like “Sometimes I wish I was a protagonist of a kids anime and had various fun adventures with my friends”. Their interests and jokes point to Intuition: long rants on anime influence and media meta (Bleach vs Naruto, Jujutsu Kaisen, Phineas & Ferb, etc.) and abstract takes like “Art doesn’t exist just to be pretty, if it awakens feelings in you it’s already art. If I shit in a toilet and you feel disgust, that’s art” show a conceptual, idea-driven way of thinking more than concrete detail focus. They favor Thinking over Feeling in decision style: they openly criticize racism, homophobia, fandom hypocrisy, and club management with sharp, impersonal language, e.g. “Corinthian fans are the most pathetic in Brazil, if Hitler were corinthiano you’d defend him with tooth and nail just because he roots for your team” and “understand the kid is young and all, but do you really want to give a platform to a racist person?”, prioritizing principle over harmony. Their timeline is highly Perceiving: they bounce between games, anime, music, random jokes and sudden life updates (getting a job at a quitanda, cooking experiments, trying emulators) without any sense of structured planning, and frequently show spontaneous, in-the-moment posts like “I’m going to the bakery does anyone want anything there” and “I’m almost going back to playing Free Fire and I’m not proud to say this”. Taken together – socially withdrawn but expressive online, idea-focused media nerd, blunt logical critiques with lots of ironic humor, and a very unstructured, impulsive lifestyle – they best fit INTP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you feel like a protagonist from an anime who just wants fun adventures with friends—plot twist: I’m here to be the chaotic best friend/love interest who buys you Nescau gelado and complains about Santos with you after every match.
- If you can survive Bloonarius with 400% extra HP, no ultraboost and a scuffed paragon, I’m sure you can tank the emotional damage of going on a date with me—worst caso, a gente vira VTSG & support and solo a vida juntos.
- You cooked that stuffed potato and that plate you were so proud of, and you still think you’re not good enough? Be serious—anyone who can make food look that ‘amassável’ already has my heart halfway in the oven.
- You dropped Bleach > Naruto takes, explained Hiraishin like a true nerd, and still listen to Kyan, Kanye and Slow Jamz… we’re dangerously close to that ‘minhas obras favoritas são Berserk, Vagabond, Lain’ meme, except I actually want the main character: you.
- You said TikTok feels like an unofficial Discord full of ‘chorume’ and that people shouldn’t take your profile seriously—no problem. I’ll take your pain about Santos, your love for chubby girls, and your need for friends seriously… and take everything else as the irony that made me fall for you in the first place.
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Santos sufferer, anime explainer & Bloons addict. Once almost texted my mom the wrong sticker—now I double‑check everything, except football takes.– @Mlgswn7
Your signature cocktail
Suco Kapo Mental Breakdown
This cocktail starts with grape vodka and a hint of fake-grape syrup as a tribute to their unapologetic love for junky flavors and chaotic honesty, like when they said suco kapo de uva 'provavelmente tira 2 horas de vida a cada gole porém é muito bom' in “Suco kapo de uva provavelmente tira 2 horas de vida a cada gole porém é muito bom pqp”. An espresso shot captures their wired, late-night, playlist-fueled energy from “Pqp eu tô virado e deu um pico de energia em mim as 7 da manhã pq a minha playlist do Spotify decidiu mandar todas as melhores músicas da história em seguida”, always bouncing between games, anime, and Twitter drama. Lime juice adds a sharp, acidic bite that represents the way they call things out bluntly, whether it’s football takes in “Tá foda a situação do santos n aguento mais” or social criticism in “hoje em dia eles não conseguem nem entender que tem pessoas diferentes deles”. A dash of sea salt stands for the tears, self‑doubt, and heavier moments they share, like “Eu sinto muito ódio por mim mesmo… eu não aguento mais essa vida aonde eu vivo um ciclo de ódio e tristeza” and “As vezes da vontade de desistir de tudo pprt”, giving the drink an emotional edge. Finally, the grape soda top‑off keeps it playful, fizzy, and a bit childish, matching their desire for goofy adventures and anime-protagonist vibes from “As vezes eu queria ser um protanista de anime infantil e ter várias aventuras divertidas com meus amigos” and their constant search for friends in “Eu preciso de amigos eu não aguento mais ser sozinho alguém vira meu amigo”. Strong, sweet, bitter, and a little artificial, it’s the perfect liquid version of doomscrolling Bloons, Santos heartbreak, and late-night overthinking all at once.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
The strongest throughline in their tweets is loyalty and a sense of fairness, especially around football and social issues. They repeatedly defend what they believe is right even when it means criticizing their own team, as in their anger at Santos giving a platform to a racist player: “Po santos, entendo que o mlc é novo e tal, mas vocês realmente querem dar palco e espaço pra uma pessoa racista? Logo o time que quase teve o nome de África FC por ter representatividade negra?” and “Não é possível q ninguém do santos deu um toque pro mlc e disse 'ou, sepa é zoado vc tratar estuprador como herói'”. This sense of justice is less about grandstanding bravery and more about an instinctive fairness and care for people who are harmed. They also show warmth and appreciation for others that fits Hufflepuff’s valuing of kindness and inclusivity, for example defending plus-size women: “Pq q tem homem q não gosta de mulher gordinha pqp essas são sempre as melhores”. Their desire for connection and simple companionship comes through in tweets like “Eu preciso de amigos eu não aguento mais ser sozinho alguém vira meu amigo” and imagining themselves as a protagonist having fun with friends: “As vezes eu queria ser um protanista de anime infantil e ter várias aventuras divertidas com meus amigos”. While they are witty and opinionated (with some Ravenclaw- or Gryffindor-adjacent traits), the core of their personality online centers on loyalty, fairness, and a craving for genuine, steady relationships—classic Hufflepuff qualities.
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Your song
Mr. Rager - Kid Cudi
Kid Cudi’s Mr. Rager fits them because it mixes dark self-reflection, loneliness and escapism with a kind of chaotic humor—exactly the vibe of their timeline. They openly struggle with self-image and feeling cursed by life, saying things like “Eu sinto muito ódio por mim mesmo, eu só queria que pelo menos 1 vez na minha vida as coisas ocorressem minimamente bem, eu não aguento mais essa vida aonde eu vivo um ciclo de ódio e tristeza pela minha própria pessoa” and “As vezes da vontade de desistir de tudo pprt”, which echoes the song’s theme of being on the edge. At the same time, they seek connection and fantasy, tweeting “As vezes eu queria ser um protanista de anime infantil e ter várias aventuras divertidas com meus amigos” and “Eu preciso de amigos eu não aguento mais ser sozinho alguém vira meu amigo”, just like the song’s desire to escape into another world. Their life is a mix of football rage, anime debates and absurd humor—“Trump porfavor exploda o mundo ”, “Arte não serve só pra ser bonito, se desperta sentimentos em você já é uma arte. Se eu cagar em uma privada e você sentir nojo é um arte, receba”—which matches Cudi’s blend of darkness, irony and wandering energy in Mr. Rager. Overall, the song’s portrayal of a troubled but self-aware outsider searching for meaning lines up strongly with the way they talk about their own life, interests and emotions.
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