Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate: Shows sustained, intense enthusiasm for Varka and Genshin, from “HES HERE HES HERE NOW WE JUST NEED TO KNOW WHAT MATERIALS HE USES” to “VARKA IS FINALLY ON THE LITTLE TAB IN THE GENSHIN LAUNCHER OMGGGGG”.
- Humorous: Uses jokes and memes to entertain, like “the knights on patrol asking me this after they caught me leaving Varka’s tent in their base in the middle of the night” and the dramatic ‘husband’ bit in “call me old fashioned but i was raised to serve my husband. i clean the dishes and cook his food…”.
- Community‑oriented: Engages others with questions and updates, such as “URGENT QUESTION FOR ANYONE THAT KNOWS exactly HOW reliable is lootbar…” and greeting mutuals in “GOOD MORNING VARKALINGS”.
- Dedicated: Plans long‑term around their interests, like farming and theorycrafting in “doing this in 2021 was like investing in bitcoin in 2010 and the payout is varka premium” and building teams early in “MLMVARKA IS A DURIN HAVER PREMIUM!!! ACQUIRED!!!”.
- Self‑aware: Acknowledges their own behavior and biases, joking in “i am apologizing in advance for the person i am going to become when varka leaks start happening…” and reflecting on past mistakes in “is this a safe space to show everyone how stupid i was before sumeru dropped”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Talks about spending heavily or acting quickly, for example “okay so i’m gonna start spending $383392829283 for the varka blind box” and preparing to “drop some bank” in “im ready to drop some bank for columbina and varka but i am so scared of using it and getting banned”.
- Overfixated: Focuses extremely on Varka to the exclusion of other things, highlighted by the account being “dedicated to Varka” in the bio and posts like “HELLO VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY” and “nothing new to update abt varka so here’s my columbina hitting 1m”.
- Risk‑tolerant: Openly considers risky options, such as third‑party top‑ups in “exactly HOW reliable is lootbar… and i am so scared of using it and getting banned” and joking about extreme stakes in “if Varka gets buffed and beats the standard allegations i’ll post my boobs”.
- Dismissive: Admits to shutting out content they dislike, as in “im ngl i click ‘not interested’ on pretty much any straight ship that shows up on my tl”, which shows low tolerance for differing preferences.
- Emotion‑driven: Lets mood and hype strongly shape behavior, exemplified by “day 9 started and ended on a bad note GOODNIGHT EVERYONE” and intense reactions like “i will find a way to go into the damn game myself”.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
The best match is Homer Simpson: a loud, single-minded superfan who turns his entire life toward one obsession. This user orbits completely around Varka the way Homer orbits around beer or the Isotopes, with tweets like “HELLO VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY” and “VARKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Homer also has that chaotic, impulsive energy, echoed in this user’s willingness to go unhinged over leaks and buffs, e.g. “if Varka gets buffed and beats the standard allegations i’ll post my boobs” and “i am apologizing in advance for the person i am going to become when varka leaks start happening”. At the same time, there’s genuine affection and almost romantic devotion, like “OMG I WENT INTO THE GAME AND VARKA WANTS TO HUG ME!!!!!”, which fits Homer’s over-the-top, sappy side with Marge and his favorite things. The mix of horny jokes, dramatic reactions, and sincere passion makes them feel much more Homer than any of the more restrained or cerebral characters like Lisa.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as an Extrovert (E) because they actively address and rally a community (“HELLO VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY” “HELLO VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY”) and frequently interact with others through shared hype and in-jokes (“GOOD EVENING VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE UPCOMING CHARACTERS” “GOOD EVENING VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING ABOUT THE UPCOMING CHARACTERS”). Their focus on speculation, possibilities, and imagined future scenarios is strongly Intuitive (N), such as theorizing about kits and future content (“i NEED early Varka kit leaks i NEED to know what main stats he uses and i NEED to know if he really is a Hexerei character” “i NEED early Varka kit leaks i NEED to know what main stats he uses and i NEED to knowif he really is a Hexerei character”) and treating early preparations as an investment metaphor (“doing this in 2021 was like investing in bitcoin in 2010 and the payout is varka premium” “doing this in 2021 was like investing in bitcoin in 2010 and the payout is varka premium”). Their tone is heavily Feeling (F)-oriented, with emotional intensity and value-based reactions (e.g., shipping preferences and boundary-setting: “im ngl i click ‘not interested’ on pretty much any straight ship that shows up on my tl” “im ngl i click “not interested” on pretty much any straight ship that shows up on my tl”, and dramatic devotion to characters like Varka and Columbina). Finally, they lean Perceiving (P) because, although they do some planning for pulls and farming, their tweets show a very reactive, spontaneous style (“my horrible artifact farming will have to pause soon so i can grind materials” “my horrible artifact farming will have to pause soon so i can grind materials” and “okay tomorrow for sure” “okay tomorrow for sure”) and they often embrace changing impulses and chaotic humor rather than rigid schedules. Altogether, their expressive community focus, speculative hype, emotional engagement, and flexible approach to plans fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said replacing Kazuha with Varka was the plan… when Varka drops, can I be the fourth slot on that team so we can all swirl around your heart together?
- You’re out here calculating Varka’s best sets like 4pc Rising Winds with ATK/ATK/CRIT… but have you run the numbers on a 4pc “Relationship of Favonius” with main stats: Me/You/Forever?
- You joked about going into the game yourself when you saw Varka, Capitano, and Roland together—if immersion is the goal, how about we start with co‑op in Mondstadt and see if we can’t turn Nod Krai into our IRL headquarters?
- You’ve been saving wolfhooks since 2021, theorycrafting teams, and even unbenching C6 Venti just to support Varka—anyone that loyal to a man who isn’t even playable yet is exactly the kind of devotion I want aimed at me too.
- You said if Varka beats the standard allegations you’d post your boobs; I’m just saying, if he does and Hoyoverse buffs him, I promise to be the most respectful, supportive Grand Master simp in your replies—no leaks, just loyalty.
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Varka analyst, artifact masochist, and Nod Krai correspondent. Once pre-farmed wolfhooks in 2021 and called it my best financial decision.– @mlmvarka
Your signature cocktail
Grand Master’s Wolfhook Elixir
This cocktail is strong and a little unhinged on purpose, just like someone who says they’re “going to start spending $383392829283 for the varka blind box” “okay so i’m gonna start spending $383392829283 for the varka blind box” and openly plots to sacrifice all pulls for their faves “it just clicked in my head varka is coming after columbina and zibai and i have 0 pulls ready and i also want all 3”. High-proof spiced rum represents their intense, ride-or-die devotion to Varka and Mondstadt’s knightly vibe “Account dedicated to Varka, the Knight of Boreas, Grand Master/Titan of the Knights of Favonius.”. Blue curaçao mirrors the Mondstadt skies and their overflowing enthusiasm when they scream “VARKAAAAAAAA” “VARKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”. Wolfhook-berry rosemary syrup nods to their meticulous pre-farm grind and obsession with wolfhooks “getting 9999 wolfhooks” and “spamming ppls worlds for their wolfhooks”. The sparkling tonic water adds a sharp, effervescent bite to match their chaotic, meme-heavy timeline “every time varka shows up on my screen in any capacity i have to cross my legs”. Finally, the smoked sea salt rim captures the slightly salty, battlefield-hardened humor of someone who says they’ll blame being “h*cked” for any truly feral leak-era posts “i am apologizing in advance for the person i am going to become when varka leaks start happening.”.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The strongest throughline in @mlmvarka’s tweets is ambition and single‑minded drive toward their goals, which fits Slytherin best. They repeatedly frame their playstyle around long‑term, high‑investment plans like perfecting builds and spending heavily for specific characters: for example, they talk about dropping serious money for banners while carefully checking risk and rules in “exactly HOW reliable is lootbar… im ready to drop some bank for columbina and varka but i am so scared of using it and getting banned” and planning massive farming with “I will be pulling a @700kdpr and getting 9999 wolfhooks”. Their tone is often calculating and opportunistic, such as joking about disowning their own future excesses in “i am apologizing in advance for the person i am going to become when varka leaks start happening. i will be blaming my account as getting h*cked if i say anything super crazy”, which shows a self‑aware, strategic mindset about their public image. They also display a bold, almost ruthless focus on their preferences and ships, for instance bluntly curating their experience with “im ngl i click ‘not interested’ on pretty much any straight ship that shows up on my tl” and dismissing conflicting hype like “genshin tweeting about miliastra wonderland rn as if varka isn’t leaking as we speak NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!”. While they clearly have passion and some Gryffindor‑style intensity in their devotion to Varka, the overarching pattern is ambitious, goal‑oriented, and selectively ruthless behavior—hallmarks of Slytherin rather than the other houses.
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Your song
King - Years & Years
A well‑known song that fits them best is King by Years & Years, because their entire persona orbits around treating Varka as their absolute monarch and obsession. Their bio literally calls Varka “the Knight of Boreas, Grand Master/Titan of the Knights of Favonius,” and they tweet things like “MY GLORIOUS KING” and “MY KING”, which mirrors the song’s fixation and longing. The mix of devotion and emotional intensity in the song’s lyrics aligns with posts such as “I will never get over him.” and “HELLO VARKA NATION HOW ARE WE FEELING TODAY”, where their mood is completely tied to this character. King is also a queer pop anthem by an openly gay artist, fitting their identity as a mlm Varka fan who says things like “yall are so lucky i can’t draw bc i would be drawing varka with every man INCLUDING myself”. The upbeat, dramatic energy of the track matches their chaotic, all‑caps hype in tweets such as “VARKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” and their willingness to “become a different person” over Varka leaks, making it a perfect musical embodiment of their timeline.
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