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Your Simpsons character
The user shows a rebellious, attention‑seeking personality, constantly provoking others and insulting them, e.g., "Everyone pause... come defend urself u know I'm right.... NOW you wanna go silent ure such a fucking pussy" and "FUCK everyone who's on Christmas break u guys can go fuck yourselves fucking loser ass bitches". They also display a disdain for school and teachers, as in "I bombed my math cpt" and "Bro when I fucking catch my french teacher swear I'm gonna slime that bitch out I fucking hate her". The frequent self‑deprecating and dramatic outbursts like "I'm gonna kms" echo Bart's exaggerated teenage angst. Their constant need for likes and validation, "Anyways guys give me more likes I'm kind of awesome", mirrors Bart's love for being the center of attention. All of these traits align closely with Bart Simpson's mischievous, rebellious teen persona.

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Extroversion is evident in their frequent calls for interaction, e.g., "Guys pls send I'm kinda flopping sozz" and "PLS go send interactions with my gf 😢😢😢". Sensing appears in concrete, sensory details such as "I ate it all I love my brother" and "I haven't washed my hair in 3 days". Feeling is shown by emotional venting like "I'm gonna kms ... I'm genuinely killing myself" and "FUCK everyone ... you can go fuck yourselves". Perceiving is reflected in their spontaneous, unstructured plans, e.g., "Ok I go dance then do bio study then work on math and then French maybe tmr" and "I'm forced to take the bus today 🥹🥹🥹".

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High school senior surviving biology labs, French homework, and meme rants. Turned a bio experiment into a dance-off. Coffee, cats, future researcher.– @mlqosv

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This drink mirrors the chaotic energy of @mlqosv, mixing the heat of jalapeño-infused tequila to echo their shouty tweet "FUCK everyone who's on Christmas break u guys can go fuck yourselves" and the sweet lychee liqueur that hints at their yearning for love and attention like in "I love political debates". The cola adds a bitter edge that reflects the frustration in "I bombed my math cpt" while the hot sauce splash captures the impulsive anger of "I'm gonna kms I got home after 9 hours at school bc of clubs". Together these layers create a volatile yet oddly comforting cocktail that feels like a late‑night study session turned emotional roller‑coaster.

Your Hogwarts House
The user repeatedly demonstrates self‑interest and a desire for personal gain, such as "Sugar daddies please bro I need money" and admitting "I stole her card" and "I spent 400 bucks on genshin" using a dad's credit card. Their tweets also show manipulative behavior, repeatedly asking followers to "send stuff" and "pls follow my gf" to get attention and resources. Aggressive, cunning language appears in posts like "Bro when I catch my french teacher swear I'm gonna slime that bitch out" and the constant use of profanity to dominate conversations. These patterns of ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to bend rules align with Slytherin values more than the bravery of Gryffindor or the loyalty of Hufflepuff. Therefore, the account best fits the Slytherin house.

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The constant stream of angry, self‑destructive and desperate messages shows a teen who feels "not okay"; they repeatedly write things like "I'm gonna kms" and "I'm so choppped I'm gonna kms" which mirror the song’s chorus "I'm not okay". Their frustration with schoolwork – for example "I have school today and i have my math cpt I thjnk km gonna kms" and "bio test" – echoes the lyric “I’m trying to keep my head above water”. The need for validation and outbursts such as "FUCK everyone who's on Christmas break" reflect the song’s angry, rebellious tone. They also vent about being overwhelmed, saying "I'm forced to take the bus today" and pleading for likes, matching the song’s theme of feeling trapped and unheard. Overall, the raw emotional volatility and plea for understanding fit My Chemical Romance’s “I’m Not Okay (I Promise)”.

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