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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: Their tweet 'just when you thought food couldn’t make a phone call… BOOM. onion rings' showcases their quirky sense of humor.
- Sentimental: Nostalgic tweets like 'it smells like early mornings round my nans flours dogs and freshly baked stuff' reveal their emotional depth.
- Authentic: Artie openly shares personal moments, like 'i became really comfortable with the fact i like girls recently,' showing their comfort in being themselves.
- Passionate: Their dedication to fandoms, such as 'yall better GIVE tlou that emmy,' highlights their enthusiasm for things they love.
- Resilient: Despite sharing difficult experiences like 'showed my mum what my rapist looks like now,' they maintain a humorous and open demeanor.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive: Tweets like 'OH MY GOD IVE JUST BEEN WALKED IN ON USING MY VIBRATOR OH MY GOD' show a tendency to overshare in the heat of the moment.
- Chaotic: Their panicked pacing in a Wetherspoons toilet stall before meeting James ('panicking pacing n the wetherspoons toilet stall') reflects their chaotic nature.
- Overly Emotional: Tweets like 'MAKE ME REMEMBER THIS TIME IF YOU WANT ME GIVE ME SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT' show a tendency to let emotions overwhelm them.
- Distracted: Their tweet 'i have councelling in like just over an hour and i’m sat here falling asleep listening to james' shows difficulty focusing on important tasks.
- Self-Doubt: Their tweet '2 favs and four oomfs..' suggests insecurity about their social media presence.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
Artie’s chaotic humor and tendency to overshare mirror Bart Simpson’s mischievous personality. Tweets like 'just when you thought food couldn’t make a phone call… BOOM. onion rings' align with Bart’s quirky antics. Their impulsive nature, shown in 'OH MY GOD IVE JUST BEEN WALKED IN ON USING MY VIBRATOR OH MY GOD,' matches Bart’s knack for getting into awkward situations. Both have a rebellious streak and a knack for turning chaos into comedy.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
Artie embodies ENFP traits: energetic, creative, and emotionally expressive. Their chaotic humor, like 'just when you thought food couldn’t make a phone call… BOOM. onion rings,' shows their playful creativity. Their nostalgic tweets ('it smells like early mornings round my nans flours dogs and freshly baked stuff') reflect their sentimental nature. ENFPs value authenticity, evident in 'i became really comfortable with the fact i like girls recently.' Their openness to emotions and exploration aligns with this personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a Guns N' Roses shirt? Because you’re my favorite brand of chaos.
- Are you an onion ring? Because you just made my heart call out to you.
- Girl, are you James? Because I’m pacing in a Wetherspoons toilet stall just thinking about you.
- Are you a paddling pool? Because I wish I could dive into your world and forget how hot it is out here.
- Are you a vibrator mishap? Because you’ve just walked into my heart and made it race uncontrollably.
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Your new Twitter bio
Chaotic lesbian navigating fandoms, nostalgia, and life one tweet at a time | #mazzatwt #tloutwt #rdrtwt #arcanetwt | Proud owner of hairy legs and bad decisions | Vibrator mishaps and Wetherspoons panics included.– @mmarstonzz
Your signature cocktail
Chaotic Rainbow
The 'Chaotic Rainbow' reflects Artie’s vibrant and unpredictable personality. Vodka represents their boldness, while blueberry syrup and lemon juice add a mix of sweetness and tang, much like their tweets ('MAKE ME REMEMBER THIS TIME IF YOU WANT ME GIVE ME SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT'). Rainbow sprinkles and edible glitter capture their pride in their identity ('i became really comfortable with the fact i like girls recently') and their quirky humor ('just when you thought food couldn’t make a phone call… BOOM. onion rings').
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
Artie fits into Hufflepuff due to their authenticity, emotional depth, and loyalty to friends and fandoms. Their tweet 'i became really comfortable with the fact i like girls recently' shows self-acceptance, a key Hufflepuff trait. Their nostalgic reflections, like 'it smells like early mornings round my nans flours dogs and freshly baked stuff,' highlight their sentimental nature. Hufflepuffs value kindness and perseverance, reflected in their resilience despite difficult experiences ('showed my mum what my rapist looks like now').
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Born This Way - Lady Gaga
Artie’s embrace of their identity as a lesbian ('i became really comfortable with the fact i like girls recently') makes 'Born This Way' an ideal anthem. The song’s message of self-love and authenticity resonates with their tweets about individuality ('i love not shaving my legs are hairier than my dads ❤️'). Artie’s chaotic humor and emotional depth also align with Lady Gaga’s bold and unapologetic style.
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