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They match Lisa Simpson: opinionated, sharp, and emotionally intense, but also very earnest about what they love. Like Lisa with jazz and books, this user is deeply passionate about specific interests and defends them fiercely, whether it’s a singer’s career (“vocês nao tem que achar nada carai e se tao achando ruim vão tentar construir a carreira de anos que ele tem”) or an artist getting hate (“queria proteger ele de todo o hate que ele sofre pela voz”). They show a mix of angst and ambition, stressing over exams (“as vezes fico pensando em como vou conseguir tirar uma nota boa no enem”) and family expectations (“minha tia postou que minha prima tirou 940 na redação do enem e agora vou ter que tirar mais que isso pra eu me vingar”), which fits Lisa’s academic pressure and competitiveness. Their political and social frustration also echoes Lisa’s moral outrage, like when they snap about Trump (“trump deu sua opnião mas ninguém havia perguntado nada pra esse velho caindo aos pedaços desgraçado fudido”) or react strongly to disturbing figures like Epstein (“fico morrendo de medo quando aparece alguma coisa do epstein meu deus coisa ruim”). At the same time, they’re very online, fandom-driven, and self-aware about their obsessions (“fandom de the pitt é a verdadeira delegacia de minúsculas causas”), just like Lisa being hyper-invested in her causes and niche interests while knowing others find it ‘too much.’

Your MBTI personality Type
They come across as more Extraverted than introverted: they constantly live-tweet strong reactions to shows, awards and pop culture, and openly process emotions in public, e.g. complaining about their city’s events scene in “o fato da minha cidade ter o maior parque multieventos da américa latina e nao trazer um cantor que presta me adoece” and loudly defending an artist in “vocês nao tem que achar nada carai e se tao achando ruim vão tentar construir a carreira de anos que ele tem”. Their interests and style are very Intuitive: they’re driven by media narratives, fandom dynamics and vibes more than concrete how‑to details, like calling The Pitt fandom “a verdadeira delegacia de minúsculas causas” in this tweet and obsessing over the possibility of Lady Gaga coming to Cuiabá in “minha paranoia de que a lady gaga vai vim pra cuiaba nunca vai morrer”. They clearly lead with Feeling over Thinking, judging people and situations by loyalty, hurt and affection: they want to protect a singer from hate in “queria proteger ele de todo o hate que ele sofre pela voz”, get ‘gagged’ by sad stories like Louie’s family in “morri de dó da historia da esposa do louie e do filho #thepitt”, and react to Trump with moral outrage in “velho caindo aos pedaços desgraçado fudido”. Their lifestyle looks fast‑changing and Perceiving rather than rigidly planned: they joke about wrecked routines and struggling to re‑establish healthy habits in “as ferias me desequilibrou ate dos hábitos saudáveis que eu tinha”, and treat goals like ENEM scores in a playful, competitive way in “agora vou ter que tirar mais que isso pra eu me vingar” rather than laying out structured study plans. Putting the pieces together—expressive/public processing (E), narrative‑driven and imaginative focus (N), emotional/loyal value judgments (F), and spontaneous, reactive day‑to‑day behavior (P)—they fit best as ENFP.

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Rock shows, cinema, and ENEM prep. Once ruined a ‘November Rain’ recording by air-guitaring too close to the mic. Cuiabá-based, opinionated, caffeinated.– @mndsfilm

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Mezcal brings the smoky drama for a Twin Peaks girl who puts “fire walk with me” in her bio and still lives off the high of rock shows like when she said she re‑watches her Guns N’ Roses videos every month “eu revejo todo mes os vídeos que gravei no show do guns n roses”. Guava juice adds a bright, tropical sweetness for the chaotic, loud‑online Brazilian who feels “100x mais latina” after a halftime show “me senti 100x mais latina depois de ver a apresentação dele no super bowl”. An espresso shot is for the girl who keeps forcing herself to wake up at 4:30 and survive physics and ENEM worries anyway “acordando 13:00 da tarde hj pq é o último dia que posso fazer isso e a partir de amanhã vou começar acordar 04:30” and “saindo da aula que física que se eu piscar ja me perco”. Lime juice cuts through with a sharp, sarcastic acidity that matches her rants about her city only bringing sertanejo acts and her political drags like calling Trump a “velho caindo aos pedaços” “trump deu sua opnião mas ninguém havia perguntado nada pra esse velho caindo aos pedaços desgraçado fudido”. The pink pepper & smoked salt rim is for the spicy, meme‑driven stan who can thirst over fictional doctors and still roast annoying fandoms in the same breath “prós de assistir the pitt: série boa vale a pena contra: ter que ver maioria do fandom sendo insuportável”. This cocktail is strong, slightly bitter, unexpectedly sweet, and a little messy—exactly like someone who will defend her fave’s voice with her whole chest and still joke that suicide rates go up just for a chance to reincarnate as a celebrity’s kid “taxa de suicídio aumenta em 100% com esperança de reencarnar como filho deles”.

Your Hogwarts House
Amanda shows a very Slytherin blend of sharpness, ambition, and unapologetic self‑preservation. She’s openly competitive and driven about her future, like when she says her aunt posted her cousin’s ENEM score and now she wants to beat it out of sheer vengeance: “minha tia postou que minha prima tirou 940 na redação do enem e agora vou ter que tirar mais que isso pra eu me vingar”. Her tone toward people and public figures is cutting and ruthless, e.g. calling Trump a “velho caindo aos pedaços desgraçado fudido” in “trump deu sua opnião mas ninguém havia perguntado nada pra esse velho caindo aos pedaços desgraçado fudido” and saying the suicide rate would rise to reincarnate as someone’s kid in “taxa de suicídio aumenta em 100% com esperança de reencarnar como filho deles”. She’s also fiercely defensive and tribal about the people and artists she cares about, telling haters to build the same career first in “vocês nao tem que achar nada carai e se tao achando ruim vão tentar construir a carreira de anos que ele tem”, which is classic Slytherin loyalty-to-one’s-own. Even her casual attitude toward conflict — “os incomodados que se mudem, me mudei mas quem me incomodava tb mudou vai se fuder porra” in this tweet — reflects a self‑protective, combative edge more than Gryffindor idealism or Hufflepuff softness. Overall, her competitiveness, cutting wit, and instinct to protect her interests and favorites mark her most strongly as Slytherin.

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The song that best suits @mndsfilm is “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns N’ Roses, because their personality and timeline are deeply tied to this band and to emotional, grand rock anthems. They openly show their attachment by saying they rewatch their concert videos constantly: “eu revejo todo mes os vídeos que gravei no show do guns n roses”. They also joke about ruining a recording of November Rain because they were too into the guitar solo: “quando estraguei a gravação de november rain pq fiquei imitando a guitarra no fundo”, which fits the dramatic, guitar-driven feeling of Sweet Child O’ Mine. Their complaint that their city never brings good artists, except for Guns N’ Roses, reveals how special that band is for them: “nao aguento mais essa cidade so trazer cantor sertanejo, guns n roses foi o primeiro e ultimo milagre”. The mix of nostalgia, intensity, and devotion in the song’s lyrics mirrors how they treat their faves and experiences, from obsessing over shows to fiercely defending artists they love: “queria proteger ele de todo o hate que ele sofre pela voz”.

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