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Your Simpsons character
Mei embodies the chaotic, rebellious, and short-tempered nature of Bart Simpson, frequently expressing a desire to act out against others. Much like Bart's famous mischief, she often tweets about physical aggression, stating, “i need to beat up fuuta kajiyama right now” or “FUUTA KAJIYAMA IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU”. She shares Bart's disdain for school and authority, complaining that “school with the worst cough ever, a blocked nose and constant sneezing” is a burden. Furthermore, her dramatic flair and tendency to use hyperbole, such as when she claims, “i will kill Everyone with no exception” over a minor inconvenience, perfectly mirrors Bart's “bad boy” persona. Despite the edge, she maintains a playful side similar to Bart’s hobbies, shown when she asks, “which milgram plushie should i get”.

Your MBTI personality Type
Mei exhibits Extroversion through her high volume of interaction-seeking posts and her distress over missing social updates, such as when she claims, “i feel left out” and asks for “Gimmicks im so bored”. Her Intuitive nature is shown through her intense focus on fictional dynamics and abstract character pairings, stating “Kotoko is the most shippable milgram character”. As a Feeling type, her tweets are highly emotionally charged and subjective, ranging from “i Love all of them” to hyperbolic outbursts like “NO IM AHOUT TO CRY”. Finally, her Perceiving trait is evident in her disorganized, spontaneous lifestyle, admitting to being “late Omg” and her erratic sleep patterns where she “woke up from a 1 hour nap” to find her world changed.

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Passionate graphic designer and student from Italy. Big fan of MILGRAM and anime art. When I'm not studying math, I'm probably reading or eating sushi.– @moeunnie

Your signature cocktail
This drink perfectly captures Mei’s chaotic blend of extreme violence and sudden soft-heartedness. The bitter matcha reflects their constant state of physical decay, like when they had the “worst cough ever, a blocked nose and constant sneezing”, while the sweet peach nectar honors their fennec fox-like charm. The fiery Italian spirit is a nod to their heritage and their tendency to yell at people in all caps—specifically when they claim, “FUUTA KAJIYAMA IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU”. Finally, the explosive Pop Rocks rim is inspired by the sheer intensity of their internal struggles, such as when they were “holding back the most galactic shit in the world” during math class.

Your Hogwarts House
Mei embodies the impulsivity and fiery temperament typical of a Gryffindor, often expressing intense, unfiltered emotions and physical threats in a hyperbolic manner. Their bold and confrontational nature is evident when they declare, “FUUTA KAJIYAMA IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU” or “i will kill Everyone with no exception” after a minor frustration. This raw honesty extends to their self-perception, admitting to being “the most annoying bitch Ever” while still showing fierce loyalty through hashtags like #iLoveYouAll. Mei’s tendency to act on immediate feelings, such as threatening to “beat the shit out of my classmates”, perfectly mirrors the classic 'act first, think later' trait of the house of the lion.

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The song's chaotic, energetic, and slightly impulsive vibe perfectly matches Mei’s online persona, which is characterized by dramatic emotional outbursts and a love for messy character dynamics. Mei often posts about wanting to do things she knows are 'bad,' such as her obsession with the 'cheating yaoi trope' or her aggressive feelings toward fictional characters, tweeting “FUUTA KAJIYAMA IM GOING TO STRANGLE YOU”. Like the song's narrator, she is self-aware about being dramatic, admitting “oomfs that get me in their tl probably think im the most annoying bitch Ever”. Her frequent physical complaints and school-related stress, like when she says “Im DYING i cant do this anymore why is there something wrong with my body every 2 days”, mirror the high-adrenaline, 'everything is a crisis' energy of the track. Ultimately, the song captures the essence of a fan who is deeply, almost violently, invested in their interests and personal daily dramas.

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