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Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson is the quintessential rebellious troublemaker who thrives on shocking others and flouting social norms, much like the user’s chaotic tweets. The tweet 'this LESBIAN BOY is fucking HOT CHICKS and BASICALLY you’re STUPID AS FUCK' reflects Bart’s blunt, provocative language and willingness to insult peers. The user also displays a self‑destructive, attention‑seeking streak, as seen in 'i get infatuated with socially adept dudes who want to take and make something of me…' which parallels Bart’s reckless behavior and impulsive crushes. Their frequent use of absurd, meme‑like statements such as 'i’m on troon time, clock THAT' mirrors Bart’s love for absurd jokes and slap‑stick humor. Overall, the combination of brash profanity, edgy sarcasm, and a youthful, reckless outlook makes Bart Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s frequent outward, attention‑seeking posts like “i get infatuated with socially adept dudes who want to take and make something of me” and “just had an imaginary debate with an islamophobia crackhead and lost” suggest extraversion. Their references to abstract ideas and fictional characters, such as “Junko Enoshima would laugh at my disgustingly small virginal penis” and “when israel falls so too will australia,” indicate a preference for intuition over concrete sensing. The emotional, value‑driven language in tweets like “marriage is a sin and of the devil” and “they want to kill you for your race, white boy…” shows a feeling orientation. Finally, the chaotic, spontaneous style—jumping from cosmetics advice to conspiracy jokes without clear structure—exemplifies a perceiving (P) lifestyle. These combined traits point to an ENFP personality type.

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Satirical writer & meme curator, blending dark humor, pop culture, and odd facts. Once turned a bus ride into a meme.– @mojavemillions

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Klein's Dark Tea is a twisted blend that mirrors the chaotic, self‑destructive vibe of @mojavemillions. The black vodka, dyed like midnight, reflects the ‘Yung Blackened Gifted’ claim in the bio and the darkness of a tweet that declares 'marriage is a sin and of the devil'. Absinthe adds a hallucinogenic edge, echoing the unsettling confession 'i get infatuated with socially adept dudes who want to take and make something of me. it’s a very brief game where he pretends to want more than to rape me and i grow sick worrying he’ll realise he could have anybody else' and the lurking menace of 'the beast… he is lurking…'. Blood orange juice and grenadine give the drink a visceral red‑tinge, a nod to lines like 'i have brain cancer' and 'you guys wouldn’t like to see what happens with a baby who just keeps on growing, engorged and putrid'. Finally, a dash of hot sauce delivers the fiery intensity of '10 results and NO yaoi 😂 what a fucked up orwellian society we live in', making every sip feel like a rebellious shout.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's tweets display a pattern of manipulative self‑promotion and strategic, often self‑serving, commentary, which aligns with Slytherin's ambition and cunning. For example, they write, "i get infatuated with socially adept dudes who want to take and make something of me. it’s a very brief game where he pretends to want more than to rape me and i grow sick worrying he’ll realise he could have anybody else," showing a calculated approach to relationships. Their provocative statements such as "they want to kill you for your race , white boy…" and "marriage is a sin and of the devil" illustrate a willingness to exploit controversial ideas for personal impact, a hallmark of Slytherin’s resourcefulness. Additionally, the tweet "should i start securing the existence of bisexual trade and a future for our adopted children?" reflects a strategic, future‑oriented mindset typical of Slytherin ambition.

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The user’s frequent references to self‑harm and existential despair echo the lyrics of "Hurt," especially the line "I hurt myself today, to see if I still feel." Their tweet "my injection site hurts #HEROINTWT" and "you can self diagnose if you can’t see a doctor. i have brain cancer" show an obsession with personal pain and self‑destruction. The nihilistic tone in "fuck it i’m young 😂 but for how much longer" mirrors the song’s contemplation of mortality and regret. Moreover, the haunting line "the beast… he is lurking…" aligns with the dark, brooding atmosphere of Johnny Cash’s cover.

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