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Your Simpsons character
The overall vibe is closest to Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, funny, and frequently pushing boundaries, but with flashes of vulnerability and heart. Like Bart ranting at authority, they go off on people and institutions with over-the-top threats and rage, e.g. “eu espero que o pedro assad morra entendeu fala pkrlhhhhh” and “nossa cara eu vou matar a familia do david bazuscki FILHA DA PUTA TA LAGANDO OS SERVIDOR BRASILEIRO… ”. They’re deeply into games, pop culture, and online drama in a very teenage way, which matches Bart’s media-soaked, prankster energy, like “riot filha duma puta cara só taca uma skin boa na minha LOJAA CARAAA EU PRECISOOOO…” and “VAI SE FUDER SENTINELS”. At the same time, you see moments of emotional honesty and insecurity under the bravado, such as “minha mente tá doente eu sei que eu não tenho o dom”, “meus olhos não brilham”, and “parece que eu esqueci como que fala com meus amigos esse sentimento é paia”. They also show political opinions and anger at injustice in a raw, immature but sincere way, like “como eu vou gostar dos estados unidos, se tem um trump e a maioria das pessoas lá são assim? vão se foderem carai”, which fits Bart’s rebellious streak more than the calmer moralism of Lisa. Overall, the mix of shitposting, adolescent angst, and genuine care for their scene and friends is extremely Bart-coded.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): although they enjoy events like shows and meetups, they describe feeling disconnected and awkward with people, e.g. “parece que eu esqueci como que fala com meus amigos esse sentimento é paia” and often retreat into games, music, and inner thoughts like “meus olhos não brilham”. Their posts suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they frequently jump to larger ideas and values (politics, morality, identity) instead of concrete details, such as “a política dos estados unidos é algo que me assusta tô vendo a reincarnação do nazismo aqui” and broad value judgments like “quando eu vejo coisas assim eu tenho CERTEZA que eu sou de esquerda”. They clearly favor Feeling (F): their reactions are intensely emotional and value‑driven, from anger and empathy to self‑loathing, e.g. “minha mente tá doente eu sei que eu não tenho o dom” and “eu tava passando fome e me chamavam de mendigo”, and their political opinions center on injustice rather than structured argument. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: they present as spontaneous, adaptable, and a bit chaotic—complaining about school or ENEM without a strong plan (“gente saiu a nota no enem partiu se matar coletivo”), impulsively reacting to games and events (“Riot filha duma puta cara só taca uma skin boa na minha LOJAA”), and flowing from mood to mood. Taken together—introspective, emotionally intense, value‑oriented, politically and artistically idealistic yet disorganized—they most closely resemble an INFP profile.

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Student, Valorant ranter & left-leaning brainrot enjoyer. Once learned to ride a bike and immediately used the skill to chase better Wi‑Fi.– @moka90110

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This drink starts with a cachaça shot for the weed–woman–booze triad vibe of “maconha, mulher, cachaça cada um tem sua onda, cada qual tem sua parada” and the overall messy-party energy. A hit of cold brew adds that sleepless, ENEM-stressed student mood from “enem me comeu de 4 filho” and the late-night gaming/despair posts like “não aguento mais isso paciência”. Topping it with Guaraná soda keeps it loud, bubbly and Brazilian, matching the caps-lock hype of “VAMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and show excitement in “SHOW DO LINK E DO VIRGINGOD. NO RJ. PERTO DE ONDE EU MORO. BARATO. EU. VOU.”. A dash of smoked bitters represents the darker, world-weary political rants like “a política dos estados unidos é algo que me assusta tô vendo a reincarnação do nazismo aqui, espero que morram todos” and the self-deprecating lines in “minha mente tá doente eu sei que eu não tenho o dom”. Finally, a blackberry syrup drizzle gives a sweet, melancholic streak for the romantic/emo side of “eu não entendi porque você é gata e ainda chora” and the looping obsession of “Loving you is complicated Loving you is complicated...”, swirling through the drink like their timeline swings between shitpost and soul-baring confessional.

Your Hogwarts House
This user shows strong Gryffindor-style boldness and impulsiveness, often expressing outrage directly and dramatically. For example, they rail against U.S. politics and extremism with lines like “a política dos estados unidos é algo que me assusta tô vendo a reincarnação do nazismo aqui, espero que morram todos” and condemn reactionary behavior with “quando eu vejo coisas assim eu tenho CERTEZA que eu sou de esquerda, pprt que bglh nojento viado, voces deveriam ter morrido no lugar dela”, which shows a strong moral stance and willingness to ‘charge into battle’ verbally. They also throw themselves intensely into fandoms, competitions, and events—such as hyping up shows and meetups (“SHOW DO LINK E DO VIRGINGOD. NO RJ. PERTO DE ONDE EU MORO. BARATO. EU. VOU.”, “gluvconvida hj, fml encontrar meus goats djkoala6, rush e o tsunami”)—which fits Gryffindor’s love of big moments and passionate engagement. Their blunt defenses and hatings of public figures (“as pessoas selecionadas para serem hateadas da semana são cellbit e mônica trintin rodrigues boa semana pra vocêsĺ”, “muitos maga falando do charlie kirk mas quando é um atentado feito por eles, ngm nem se importa”) reflect a ‘say it to their face’ courage more than Slytherin calculation. Although there are moments of introspection and vulnerability about mental health and school (“minha mente tá doente eu sei que eu não tenho o dom”, “parece que eu esqueci como que fala com meus amigos esse sentimento é paia”), these read as a brave airing of weaknesses in public, not the studious detachment of Ravenclaw or the steady gentleness of Hufflepuff. Overall, the mix of moral fervor, emotional intensity, and reckless, sometimes self-destructive energy aligns most closely with Gryffindor.

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A well‑suited song for them is “u” by Kendrick Lamar, because it mixes bravado, emotional chaos, and self‑loathing in a way that mirrors their timeline. They swing between dark humor and real anguish, like when they say “minha mente tá doente eu sei que eu não tenho o dom” and joke about exams with “gente saiu a nota no enem partiu se matar coletivo”. There’s a constant undercurrent of feeling like a failure or "fudido", as in “puta que pariu eu sou um pino FUDIDO” and “meus olhos não brilham”, which fits the self‑destructive confessionals in the song. At the same time, they clearly love rap, quoting bars like “Loving you is complicated Loving you is complicated…” (a direct hook from u’s album To Pimp a Butterfly), and posting lines such as “the ghost of mandella hope my flow stay repellent”. This mix of lyrical obsession, political anger, and heavy self‑critique makes u feel like a soundtrack to their inner monologue.

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