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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, irreverent, and constantly joking even when life is rough. They lean heavily into crude humor and shock value just like Bart, with tweets like “Nesse capitulo novo de Jujutsu o Gojo tinha que dar uma agarrada forte no saco do Sukuna...” and “Tu gosta né? Tu gosta quando eu passo a mão nessa sua medula espinhal ai né sua safada.” showing that same boundary-pushing, teenage edginess. At the same time, there’s genuine frustration with adults/institutions and the world around them, echoing Bart’s rebellious streak, as seen in “Eu quero mais é que o Lula se foda, eu quero mais que o Bolsonaro se foda...” and “O genshintwt e o honkaitwt tem que acabar, tem que destruir tudo, tacar fogo, não deixar vestígios.”. Despite all the jokes, there’s underlying vulnerability and dark humor about their own life, like “Vou sair de casa hoje, torcendo pra que um avião em chamas caia em cima de mim e extermine 100% do meu ser...”, which fits Bart’s tendency to mask real feelings with over-the-top comedy. Their love of games, anime, and trolling-style commentary also lines up with Bart’s mischievous, perpetually-teenage energy.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): most activities are solitary (gaming, karaoke alone, long single‑player RPG sessions) and they repeatedly describe feeling ignored or withdrawn, like in “I never talk in the group … when I finally talk they ignore me, I’ll shut up and never type another message for these beings”. Social contact is framed more as frustration or fatigue than energizing. They strongly favor Intuition (N): they love analogies and absurd mental scenarios, e.g. “Deixar de usar o meu pc bom… é como se eu fosse um corredor olímpico e um traficante me dá um tiro em cada joelho…” and over-the-top conceptual jokes like the cursed Jujutsu technique in “transform one of Sukuna’s balls blue and the other red and make a purple void”, showing comfort with imaginative, abstract thinking over plain facts. They appear more Thinking (T) than Feeling: even when emotional, they default to blunt, logical criticism and calling out flawed reasoning, as in “The guy only gives dumb opinions, how can this bastard be so dumb?” and the political outburst “I want Lula to get screwed, Bolsonaro to get screwed, Alexandre de Moraes to get screwed…”, which prioritizes judgment over harmony. At the same time they analyze media with detached critique, like “It’s a great game, but you have to be blind to say it ‘changed gaming forever’”. Their Perceiving (P) side shows in procrastination and chaotic life logistics: forgetting to send a chapter for publication in “It was supposed to send the text by the 30th and I forgot… there goes the book chapter I was going to publish”, the improvised solutions during floods (“I managed to charge my phone using a car battery…”), and joking about blowing money on games then ‘eating ice soup’ afterward (“this thing is 300 bucks, I’m seriously thinking of paying in installments and then surviving on ice soup for the rest of the year”). Put together, this mix of introspective, highly imaginative, analytical, and chaotic traits best matches INTP rather than more structured types like INTJ or more outward‑focused types like ENTP.

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18 • gamer & anime enjoyer surviving floods, rats & pity pulls • once described by a teacher as ‘loveless, lives in imaginary worlds’ and ran with it– @Molhodepica

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This cocktail is strong, chaotic, and a little self-destructive, just like when they said they were leaving the house “torcendo pra que um avião em chamas caia em cima de mim” while still cracking jokes about it. The base is overproof chili cachaça to honor Brazilian roots and their volcanic rage at gacha RNG, screaming about pulls like “PITY 69 CARALHOOO DEUS É PAI” and despairing over getting the wrong weapon in “Eu investi tempo, eu investi dinheiro...Pra ganhar uma arma inutil”. Cold brew coffee represents the long gaming marathons and hyperfocus, as when they casually played Persona 5 Royal for 13 hours in “joguei por 13 horas seguidas ontem, jogo bom man.”. Blue curaçao nods to cursed anime/game brainrot and the absurd Jujutsu Kaisen ball-attack fantasy in “faz um vazio roxo escrotal”, giving the drink an unreal, interdimensional vibe like their WhatsApp disappearing into a void in “acabei jogando ele em um vazio interdimensional”. Guaraná soda brings the sweet, nostalgic, slightly goofy side that shows up in school stories and Angry Birds cravings from “eu quero muito jogar angry birds... minha mente ta ocupada pensando ativamente em Angry Birds.”. Finally, a charcoal salt rim represents the flood, blackout and rat-war arc in “Consegui sair da minha casa, sai com a agua pegando na canela ainda” and “RATO FILHO DA PUTA ENTROU DENTRO DA MINHA PANELA DE ARROZ” — burned edges, but still standing, still shitposting, still fighting the power.

Your Hogwarts House
The strongest pattern in LimzZ’s tweets is Gryffindor-style boldness and emotional impulsiveness, especially in how he confronts others and vents about life. He aggressively calls out ego and "protagonist syndrome" in others, telling someone to "take that protagonist syndrome and shove it" in a very head‑on, confrontational way, which fits Gryffindor’s tendency to stand up bluntly for what he feels is right: “A sim amigo, são pessoas vazias... Agora pega essa sua síndrome de protagonista e enfia bem fundo na sua bunda.”. He also shows a flair for outrageous, dramatic imagery rather than calculated restraint, like his over-the-top wish to be annihilated by a burning plane: “Vou sair de casa hoje, torcendo pra que um avião em chamas caia em cima de mim e extermine 100% do meu ser...”. Even in politics he doesn’t hedge or calculate; he blasts everyone in power at once with raw, reckless honesty: “Eu quero mais é que o Lula se foda, eu quero mais que o Bolsonaro se foda, eu quero mais que o Alexandre de Morais se foda...”. At the same time, his posts show a strong protective streak and loyalty to friends and community—he calls someone “not just my friend, he’s my brother” and publicly worries about an online friend’s wellbeing: “Este homem não é apenas meu amigo, é meu irmão...” and “O Limz malasiano nunca mais me mandou mensagem, será que ele ta bem?”. This mix of emotional intensity, blunt moral stance, and readiness to charge into conflict or absurdity without much self-preserving caution is much more Gryffindor than the calculated ambition of Slytherin, the quiet diligence of Hufflepuff, or the detached intellectualism of Ravenclaw.

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The best fit is “Gurenge” by LiSA, a high-energy anime opening about getting knocked down repeatedly and still forcing yourself forward. They constantly mix self-deprecating humor with resilience, like when they joke about their mental state in “Fiquei meio piroca da cabeça agora, acho que tenho que parar de pensar nisso.” and still keep going with gacha grinds such as “Ganhei a C1 da Furina no pity 20 kkkkkkkkkkkkkk foda d+” and “PITY 69 CARALHOOO DEUS É PAI”. Their life is a chaotic mix of suffering and jokes — from flood chaos in “Consegui sair da minha casa, sai com a agua pegando na canela ainda…” to hardware pain in “Deixar de usar o meu pc bom e ter que voltar a usar o meu notebook antigo…” — but they keep turning everything into a story. That "fall down seven times, get up eight" energy is exactly what Gurenge is about. On top of that, their love of anime, Persona, and dramatic, over-the-top imagery like “A broca dele vai perfurar os céus” fits perfectly with the intense shounen-anime vibe of the song.

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