MolkaIsGood
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Historical curiosity: Tweets about battleships, Mercator maps, and partitions of Poland show deep interest in history
- Multilingual: Posts include Polish, Turkish, Arabic, and German phrases such as “Mój powiat” and “insha'Allah”
- Humorous sarcasm: Uses jokes like “Kill your dentist wth” and puns such as “drinKING 👎 smoKING 👎”
- Visual engagement: Regularly attaches pictures and quoted tweets to illustrate points
- Justice‑oriented: Bio and tweets criticize oppression, e.g., “Half of twitter are performatively Hitler loving Nazis”
Weaknesses:
- Extremist language: Posts contain violent or extremist phrasing like “Kill your dentist” and praising Nazi references
- Inconsistent focus: Tweets jump between unrelated topics, from AI bias to personal IQ scores to historical maps
- Self‑harm references: Mentions suicide and self‑destruction, e.g., “I’m killing myself. And if not either my oomfs or the government will”
- Misinformation: Makes historically inaccurate claims, such as “German Russian border completely wrong” and misreading Mercator usage
- Hate speech: Uses xenophobic statements targeting Chinese, Germans, and other groups, e.g., “we Chinese must starve a gazillion third worlders”
Your Simpsons character
Sideshow Bob
Sideshow Bob is a highly educated former teacher who sees himself as a righteous crusader, matching the user’s self‑description as a "God loving soldier of Love and Justice". The user’s intellectual curiosity is evident in tweets like "When I look at battleships I sometimes think to myself how one even figures out how to design them" and the history‑geography obsessions in "Mercator maps discourse seems so baffling to me because even as a geography nerd..." which echo Bob’s love of highbrow knowledge. The user’s violent and self‑destructive tone, shown in "Kill your dentist wth" and "I'm killing myself. And if not either my oomfs or the government will", mirrors Bob’s extreme, villainous tendencies. Finally, the user’s display of high IQ ("I got tested for IQ while getting evaluated for autism and I got a score of 135") aligns with Bob’s famously high intelligence.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENTP
The user frequently reaches out for interaction and comments on external events, as in the tweet 'Ask me questions or else...' and the observation 'I get asked this question a lot by tourists and immigrants lol'. Their focus on abstract patterns and big‑picture analysis—evident in the critique of Mercator map discourse ('Mercator maps discourse seems so baffling to me…') and the commentary on AI bias ('AI adds so much piss tint…')—shows a dominant intuitive (N) preference. They employ logical, often sarcastic deconstruction of societal contradictions, such as 'Once you realise that US AmeriKKKans believe freedom of press is how acceptable it is to say the n word…', indicating a thinking (T) decision‑making style. Their posting style is spontaneous and eclectic, jumping from personal anecdotes like 'When I shortened my hair recently…' to random memes and historical jokes, reflecting a perceiving (P) orientation. Taken together, these traits point to an ENTP personality.
Some pickup lines for you
- Designing a battleship is all about where you place the guns—so how about we put a love cannon on the deck and fire straight at each other's hearts?
- Your love for Mercator maps shows you crave a perfect projection—let’s project a flawless date onto the city grid, no distortion, just the latitude and longitude of your smile.
- You said coffee makes your heart feel funny and clears your mind—let’s share a brew and see if our thoughts can navigate the same seas together.
- Playing China in the new CK3 DLC? I’d love to be your co‑ruler, and after we conquer, we can build a Minecraft‑style malaria‑free oasis just for us.
- Happy Birthday to the Republic of Turkey! If I were a Turkish delight, I’d be sweet enough to make you forget the $4 bread and just savor the taste of our conversation.
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History nerd & meme curator. I once asked a battleship why its decks are so confusing. Obsessed with geopolitics, AI quirks & random facts.– @MolkaIsGood
Your signature cocktail
Luna's Stolen Scripture
This cocktail mixes the holy spirit of gin with the blood‑orange of battle, reflecting the user’s self‑description as a "God loving soldier of Love and Justice" and their fascination with war, as seen in "When I look at battleships I sometimes think to myself how one even figures out how to design them…". The splash of absinthe nods to Luna stealing pages from the Bible, a recurring joke in their bio. The charred cinnamon stick adds a bitter, smoky edge that mirrors the dark humor of tweets like "Kill your dentist wth". The black walnut bitters represent the user’s critical view of politics, quoted in "Once you realise that US AmeriKKKans believe freedom of press is how acceptable it is to say the n word…". Together these elements create a chaotic, multi‑layered drink that feels as eclectic and provocative as their timeline.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
The user consistently demonstrates a thirst for knowledge and a love of intellectual debate, which are core Ravenclaw traits. For example, they write, "Mercator maps discourse seems so baffling to me because even as a geography nerd from outside of US I have never seen a Mercator map until I started seeing this discourse online...", showing deep curiosity about cartography. They also share historical insights, such as "German Russian border completely wrong >'In 1914' yet Belgium already owns Eupen Malmady", and display self‑awareness of intelligence with "I got tested for IQ ... got score of 135". These patterns of analytical commentary and scholarly references point to Ravenclaw rather than the other houses.
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Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user’s self‑description as a "God loving soldier of Love and Justice" creates a militant, rebellious persona that fits the defiant tone of “Killing in the Name.” Their tweet "Kill your dentist wth" shows a willingness to lash out at authority, echoing the song’s chorus "Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me." They also write "I’m killing myself. And if not either my oomfs or the government will," which mirrors the song’s aggressive, anti‑establishment anger. Their many criticisms of AI, politics and historical oppression (e.g., "AI adds so much piss tint…" and "Frederick II justifying partitions of Poland…") align with the track’s critique of institutional power. The chaotic, meme‑filled style of their timeline matches the raw, angry energy of the song.
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