Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Intellectual Curiosity: She frequently shares findings regarding evolutionary psychology, etymology, and history.
- Protective Motherhood: She actively advocates for her son with autism and prioritizes her children's educational environment.
- Cultural Appreciation: She expresses a deep love for the arts at the Guggenheim and preserves family heritage.
- Independent Thinking: She critiques politicians across the spectrum, noting that censorship persists under Trump as much as under Democrats.
- Community Engagement: She seeks local advice for moving and identifies local wildlife to connect with her surroundings.
Weaknesses:
- Conspiratorial Leanings: She suggests local tragedies may involve “feds online” and questions assassination narratives.
- Generalizing Rhetoric: She makes broad claims about Palestinians and immigrants receiving housing based on anecdotal encounters.
- Pessimistic Outlook: She admits that “suffering will continue apace” and believes “we don’t have a society”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Molly aligns with Lisa Simpson through her intellectual curiosity, deep interest in academic subjects like “etymology”, and her tendency to “talk too much about politics”. Like Lisa, she is frequently disillusioned by societal structures, questioning if “we don't have a society” and critiquing the media by noting how the “NYTimes quite a long time to figure out how to spin a story”. While Lisa is traditionally progressive, Molly mirrors her contrarian spirit and “know-it-all” nature by challenging mainstream narratives, specifically when she feels “lied to by feminism”. Ultimately, both share a sense of alienation and a constant search for truth in a world they find deeply flawed.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Molly Myers exhibits Introversion through her focus on solitary intellectual research, stating her bio interests are ev psych, hist, anthro and reflecting, “I can't make myself believe in god”. Her Intuition is evident in her fascination with abstract connections, such as when she tweets, “TIL that the word Vatican is related to...Odin!” and questions the “difference between conquest and theft”. She displays a Thinking preference by prioritizing logical consistency over social harmony, bluntly critiquing “progressive policies” and comparing AI models like “Gab AI vs Grok” to find objective truth. Finally, her Perceiving nature is shown in her spontaneous, curiosity-driven feed where she asks “What kind of beetle is this” and shares random “fun facts” rather than following a rigid personal brand or schedule.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you the etymology of 'Vatican' and 'Odin'? Because I never expected us to be connected, but finding the link is the highlight of my day.
- Forget the new X algorithm—the only thing I’ve been paying attention to is you. Want to grab a drink and talk about why 'beauty is a curse'?
- I promise I’m more reliable than Grok and less wokey than ChatGPT. How about we skip the AI and have a real conversation about evolution and history?
- If we ever get stuck together in a parking lot in Vermont, I’ll be your 'gyro'—after all, every great journey deserves some Mediterranean cuisine.
- You had me at 'Lana stan.' Let’s get out of this town, head to the Guggenheim, and act like we’re in a vintage photo of your grandma from the 30s.
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Your new Twitter bio
NYC expat & mother of two with an etymology obsession. I once outran a wasp nest in a sundress, but I can't outrun my love for Lana Del Rey and spicy politics.– @mollistan
Your signature cocktail
The Etymological Dissident
This cocktail starts with a base of New England cider to represent her current home where she observes “what progressive policies did to a lovely New England town.” The heavy dose of bitters reflects her sharp political critiques and the “suffering [that] will continue apace” as she struggles with faith, while the Old World Vermouth nods to her fascination with history and finding “adorable pictures of my grandma from the 30's.” Finally, the smoked sea salt rim captures her dream to “get lost at sea in Florida” and her salty, anti-woke stance against the current status quo.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Molly consistently exhibits the Ravenclaw traits of deep intellectual curiosity and a love for etymology and evolutionary science. She shares niche facts like “the words menorah and minaret are related” and notes how she “♥️ etymology, especially when words you don't expect to be connected are.” Her analytical nature leads her to compare different sources of information, such as when she notes “Gab AI is brutal. Compare its response to my question to @grok's.” Ultimately, her primary engagement with the world is through the lens of a student and observer, frequently asking questions like “Which big accounts were outed as not being from where they claimed to be?” and diving into historical rabbit holes.
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Your song
A Change Is Gonna Come - Lana Del Rey
As a self-proclaimed “Lana stan”, Molly's worldview is deeply rooted in a sense of cultural mourning and a desire for societal shift. This cover reflects her persistent search for truth across history and etymology, such as her interest in how “the words menorah and minaret are related”, paired with a deep cynicism toward modern politics. The song’s weary but hopeful tone matches her personal struggles with faith, having noted, “I want to believe so bad that god is testing me” while facing the difficulties of raising a family in what she perceives as a declining society. Ultimately, the track captures the melancholic traditionalism of a woman who “misses living in NYC so much” while navigating a world she feels has lost its way.
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