Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Ideological Clarity: Clearly defines their complex political stance as a "center right fiscally right wing socially semi constitutional monarchist".
- Historical Knowledge: Demonstrates specific historical literacy by correcting a timeline regarding "france had its last monarch in 1870 not 1792".
- Community Engagement: Actively invites interaction with followers through posts like "reply for me to put you on hereee".
- National Pride: Frequently identifies as a "proud canadian" and includes national symbols in their display name.
- Authentic Communication: Maintains an unpolished, relatable tone when discussing personal habits like being a "procrastinator".
Weaknesses:
- Abrasive Language: Uses offensive slurs to dismiss others' opinions, such as calling a post a "Retarded list".
- Aggressive Confrontation: Employs excessive capitalization and profanity when criticizing smaller accounts: "YOU DO NOT NEED TO PUT OUT A FUCKING STATEMENT".
- Poor Time-Management: Admits to being "so cooked" due to getting only four hours of sleep before commitments.
- Dismissive Attitude: Shows a lack of openness to differing viewpoints, labeling those they disagree with as "weird and wrong".
- Content Inconsistency: The timeline is cluttered with automated or bot-like retweets in various languages, contradicting their "need to post more" original content.
Your Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy
Like Jeff Albertson, this user is a pedantic, highly opinionated gatekeeper of niche subcultures—in this case, monarchism and history rather than comics. He displays a signature blend of elitism and internet-poisoned irritability, frequently calling things “Retarded list” or dismissing others with “YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 1000 FOLLOWERS YOU DO NOT NEED TO PUT OUT A FUCKING STATEMENT”. His obsession with technical definitions, such as his “definition of a country: member state of the un”, mirrors the character's "Worst. Episode. Ever." attitude toward historical and political accuracy. Ultimately, his combination of deep historical interests and a condescending social media persona makes him the The Simpsons’ premier expert on everything being “weird and wrong”.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user leans toward Introversion (I), valuing privacy as noted in their bio's “priv @golder5x” and expressing social exhaustion with “BRO SO MANY REPLIES FML”. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on abstract historical and political systems, such as defining a country as a “member state of the un” rather than through concrete geography. They exhibit strong Thinking (T) traits, favoring blunt, logical critiques over emotional diplomacy, seen when they call a post “Retarded list” or analyze “personality dictatorships”. Finally, a Judging (J) preference is shown through their desire for legislative order over messy referendums, asking “why referendum not just legislate”, and their structured ideological self-identification.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an iPhone 16? Because I just got you and I can already tell life is about to go very hard.
- Forget the UN definition of a country—the only sovereign state I'm interested in recognizing tonight is the one where we're together.
- I promise I’m a high-aura partner, but if you need to put out a formal statement to your 591 followers about us, I won't stop you.
- I know you’re a procrastinator, but don't wait until 'tomorrow' to reply to this—I’ve got way more than 40 reasons why we’d be a perfect match.
- You can keep your semi-constitutional monarchy; I’m ready to give you my absolute loyalty if you'll be my King.
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BC-based history buff and center-right constitutionalist. Between defending the Crown and debating UN states, I once got a hockey penalty for being too polite.– @monarchist_tory
Your signature cocktail
The Crown & Commonwealth Cooler
This drink is a sturdy, high-proof mix reflecting a “center right fiscally right wing socially semi constitutional monarchist” who values tradition over 'weird' modern movements. The Canadian Rye and Earl Grey blend perfectly for a “proud canadian” who remains a “history lover” obsessed with the British Empire. It has a sharp, bitter finish for someone who thinks a “Retarded list” or a “Weirdo fake monarchist post” deserves a public calling out. Finally, the small garnish reminds drinkers that “YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 1000 FOLLOWERS YOU DO NOT NEED TO PUT OUT A FUCKING STATEMENT”—keep the ego as small as the toothpick, but the loyalty to the King absolute.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user demonstrates a clear Slytherin preference for traditional power structures and hierarchy, explicitly identifying as a “semi constitutional monarchist” and even expressing a preference for “ez absolute monarchy”. Their focus on status and “aura” is evident in their curiosity regarding “which fascist dictator had the most aura”, reflecting an interest in the cult of leadership and presence. They exhibit a characteristic Slytherin elitism and impatience with those they perceive as beneath them, snapping, “YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE 1000 FOLLOWERS YOU DO NOT NEED TO PUT OUT A FUCKING STATEMENT”. Furthermore, their self-preservationist streak is highlighted by their stance on foreign intervention, noting a situation is “good as long as we don’t send our troops”. Ultimately, their ambition for influence is centered on their own growth, as seen when tracking their milestone of being “15 followers away from 600!!!”
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Your song
God Save the King - Thomas Arne / Traditional
The most fitting song for @monarchist_tory is the royal anthem God Save the King, as their entire online persona is centered around being a “socially semi constitutional monarchist” and a “history lover.” Their bio explicitly features the phrase “long live the king 👑 🇬🇧 🇨🇦”, mirroring the anthem's primary sentiment. This devotion to traditional power structures is further emphasized by their preference for an “ez absolute monarchy” in hypothetical scenarios and their self-identification as a “Loyalist”. The song perfectly encapsulates their intersection of Canadian-British identity and conservative, monarchical values.
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