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This account most closely matches Homer Simpson: impulsive, loud, often crude, convinced he sees through the system, and constantly railing against authority. Like Homer, he mixes big conspiratorial takes and anti-elite rants with overconfidence in his own importance and persecution, as in “Cheguei a conclusão que meu poder de fala é tao over powered que o mundo tem que banir.” and “Mais uma conta retida!”. His political outbursts and simplistic grand theories about global control echo Homer’s barstool geopolitics, for example “No Brasil não existe esquerda nem direita, existe os interesses internacionais e os 2 times do jogo que eles montaram para nos colonos.” and “Tudo é dinheiro, e quem manda no dinheiro é os EUA. Por enquanto...”. The mix of edgy shock value and self‑styled truth‑teller attitude appears in tweets like “Todo mundo no Brasil é burro.” and “Se você faz faculdade 95% de chances de vc ser burro.”, paralleling Homer’s blunt, often offensive simplicity. At the same time, he occasionally becomes oddly philosophical or spiritual, similar to Homer’s rare moments of depth, as in “A verdade não é subjetiva, subjetivo são nossas opiniões sobre ela.” and “Deus é a verdade o caminho e a vida.”. Overall, he’s a volatile mix of bombastic rebellion, conspiracy thinking, and flashes of insecure introspection—very Homer-like when Homer thinks he’s the only one seeing the ‘real truth.’

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They show strong Extraversion (E): they host a live podcast and openly court public controversy, e.g., saying their speech is so powerful that “the world has to ban it” (“Cheguei a conclusão que meu poder de fala é tao over powered que o mundo tem que banir.”), and frequently address broad audiences about politics, Brazil, and influencers. Their focus is clearly on Intuition (N) over concrete detail: they constantly discuss big-picture systems and theories, like globalism, imperialism, and abstract power structures (“Uma empresa é um sistema, uma máquina, assim como um Estado… as revoluções tecnológicas aumentam…” and “Não existem mais democracias, tudo é controlado por máfias empresariais e familiares.”), and even speculate about metaphysics and purpose (“E se as vacas e nos humanos temos o mesmo propósito, mas em dimensões diferentes?”). Their tone is blunt, argumentative, and principle-focused, indicating Thinking (T): they defend freedom of speech even for Nazism on logical grounds (“Liberdade de expressão real implica que nem mesmo a pior ideia deve ser criminalizada, e isso, infelizmente, inclui o nazismo.”) and attack others as "burros" while building rational-sounding justifications (“Enquanto o Brasileiro não entender que ele é burro e tudo que ele acredita é uma mentira…”). They lean toward Perceiving (P): they speculate, question, and leave issues open rather than closing them, as in their repeated "what if" scenarios about world war and geopolitics (“E se todos os países sabiam que ia ter a terceira guerra mundial…”), and they shift topics fluidly from theology to politics to business ideas (“Quero criar uma empresa de quiosques de praia nos EUA, alguém anima investir?”) with an improvisational, less-structured style. Taken together—argumentative extroversion, abstract/systemic thinking, combative logic-first stance, and improvisational openness—this profile best matches ENTP.

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Exiled Brazilian podcaster in Florida. Talks free speech, politics & conspiracies. Once lost everything—now I just lose followers to critical thinking.– @monarkbanido

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This cocktail is built around strong, chaotic freedom of expression, starting with chili-infused cachaça to represent his fiery Brazilian bluntness and tweets like "Cheguei a conclusão que meu poder de fala é tao over powered que o mundo tem que banir.". The smoky mezcal stands for his constant talk of global conspiracies, war and geopolitical puppeteers, as in "E se todos os países sabiam que ia ter a terceira guerra mundial...?" and "Não existem mais democracias, tudo é controlado por máfias empresariais e familiares.". Sharp lime juice adds the sour bite of his harsh takes on Brazilians and politics, like "Todo mundo no Brasil é burro." and "Enquanto o Brasileiro não entender que ele é burro e tudo que ele acredita é uma mentira, o pais não tem solução...". Brazil-nut orgeat brings an unexpected sweetness and depth, echoing his spiritual and philosophical side in "Minha crença em Deus deriva de fundamento lógicos e filosóficos e não religiosos." and "Deus é a verdade o caminho e a vida.". Finally, a dash of absinthe adds a conspiratorial, almost mystical kick, nodding to his love of wild theories and free-speech absolutism seen in "O nazismo é um ótimo exemplo para ser utilizado na defesa da liberdade de expressão..." and "Nos Estados Unidos a bosta do partido nazi pode fazer ate passeatas... Eu acredito que é pelo principio da liberdade de expressão...".

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They repeatedly display a Gryffindor-style willingness to confront power directly, even when it is dangerous. For example, they aggressively attack the Brazilian judiciary and political establishment, saying “VAI TOMA NO CU JUDICIÁRIO SEUS BANDO DE MERDAAAAAAASSSSS estão destruindo o pais.” and comparing Brazil unfavorably to China for lack of free speech in “Experimenta criticar o STF no Brasil, a China é tão democrática quanto.”. Their emphasis on dying for a cause rather than by chance in “é melhor morrer por uma causa que morrer aos acaso.” fits the Gryffindor valorization of courage and martyrdom. They show a hero-complex view of themselves as a truth-teller oppressed by "the system," as seen in “O bom de ja ter perdido tudo é não ter mais nada a perder.” and their insistence that their speech is so powerful it must be banned in “Cheguei a conclusão que meu poder de fala é tao over powered que o mundo tem que banir.”. Even their framing of geopolitics and Trump’s survival in “Trump não deve mais se expor fisicamente de maneira alguma… Se esse homem sobreviver uma parte importante da máfia global morre.” shows admiration for defiant figures facing mortal danger, a very Gryffindor lens. While there is some cynicism and strategic thinking, the dominant pattern is impulsive, combative moral bravado rather than careful calculation or quiet loyalty, which aligns most strongly with Gryffindor.

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The song Killing in the Name fits Monark because it channels constant rage against systems of power, which mirrors his focus on globalist control, deep-state politics, and institutional oppression. He repeatedly frames politics as controlled by hidden mafias and interests, saying “Não existem mais democracias, tudo é controlado por máfias empresariais e familiares. Única forma de ter poder nesse mundo é criando uma máfia ou entrando para uma.” and “No Brasil não existe esquerda nem direita, existe os interesses internacionais e os 2 times do jogo que eles montaram para nos colonos.”. The song’s rebellious refusal to obey authority resonates with his stance on speech and the judiciary, e.g. “Nao existe crime contra honra.” and his outrage that someone was jailed for calling another person “esquerdopata” in “Esse pais acabou! Cara foi condenado a PRISÃO por que chamou um esquerdista de esquerdopata! VAI TOMA NO CU JUDICIÁRIO SEUS BANDO DE MERDAAAAAAASSSSS…”. His alignment with persecuted or censored figures, as in “Nego Di está sendo perseguido, mais um preso político! Isso é um recado para vocês, influenciadores…”, matches the song’s theme of resistance to systemic abuse. Even his self-image as someone the system can’t control, seen in “O bom de ja ter perdido tudo é não ter mais nada a perder.”, echoes the defiant, nothing-left-to-lose attitude of the track.

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