Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate Fan: Openly celebrates artists from BTS to Monsta X, e.g., “a maior banda de rock de todos os tempos é o bts resta aceitar”.
- Community Oriented: Values shared experiences at shows and campus events, such as “pedido de CASAMENTO no concurso de lésbica performática eu te amo unicamp eu te amo”.
- Expressive Writer: Uses vivid imagery and humor, showcased in “me sentindo meio menina do campo acordei cedo olhei os bode peguei acerola...”.
- Loyal Friend: Shows commitment to close relationships, like “vou ver o yoongi nem que seja na marra”.
- Cultural Enthusiast: Explores diverse genres and events, from forró festivals to rock shows, e.g., “eu ❤️ festa no interior”.
Weaknesses:
- Impulsive Spending: Acknowledges financial strain from concerts in “pensando aqui como vou tirar dinheiro do cu pra ver monsta x e bts no mesmo ano”.
- Volatile Mood: Frequent emotional extremes, as in “eu vou me matar vou me jogar de uma ponte eu vou comer vidro beber água sanitária”.
- Overextension: Admits overloading schedule with shows, highlighted by “de hoje até novembro vou ser atormentada pelas piores memórias de guerra”.
- Conflict Carryover: Harbors grudges against friends, e.g., “queria o gabriel na cadeia #faleitoleve”.
- Self-Doubt: Speaks of personal insecurity, like “tá desesperada porque o próximo show tá chegando e depois disso não há mais nada...”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa is an overcaffeinated mix of intellect, artistic obsession, and righteous emotional surges, just like this user blasting between deep-cut concert plans and academic struggles. They geek out over culture with scholarly specificity, e.g., “indo fazer uma prova com apenas um fichamento da hannah arendt”, echoing Lisa’s love of books and niche references. Their intense fandom devotion, such as “pensando aqui como vou tirar dinheiro do cu pra ver monsta x e bts no mesmo ano”, mirrors Lisa’s musical passions (sax, obscure bands). Emotional meltdowns like “eu vou me matar vou me jogar de uma ponte eu vou comer vidro beber água sanitária” capture Lisa’s dramatic streak when causes or idols go sideways. Finally, their activism-flavored indignation—“cara é absurdo você pagar caro numa experiência e a porra do benefício ser por sorteio”—matches Lisa’s constant readiness to rant against unfair systems.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTP
Default personality type.
Some pickup lines for you
- If we live fast and let us die young, can I at least be the Suga-93 soundtrack to your mosh pit of feelings?
- I can’t promise Gabriel-level chaos, but I will show up on time with tickets in hand and a plan to steal you away from the war flashbacks till November.
- You keep chasing Monsta X setlists and Yoongi sightings—mind if I offer front-row seats to the look on your face when someone actually brings you post-show snacks?
- Since you’re the pretinha do rock perfecting Revenge-era makeup, I volunteer as tribute to hold the palette and whisper ‘mushi vai comigo no show do Harry’ like a mantra.
- You wanted Plastique Noir in Campinas; I’m not a full tour, but I could be your personal encore, complete with jabuti-approved jazz hands.
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Your new Twitter bio
Historian-in-training chasing Monsta X, BTS, and fieldwork from Barão Geraldo to Bahia—once rang in New Year with Fabinho Testado leading the countdown.– @monbebemello07
Your signature cocktail
Fake Love Fast Lane Fizz
Charred acerola syrup nods to their countryside dawn flex of being a “menina do campo” picking fruit before nine, per “me sentindo meio menina do campo acordei cedo olhei os bode peguei acerola”. Purple glitter caipirinha base channels the dyed-hair angst and relentless show planning from “pensando aqui como vou tirar dinheiro do cu pra ver monsta x e bts no mesmo ano”. Espresso cold foam keeps the hyped energy for mosh-pit vows like “queria um mosh ao som dessa nada mais justo para honrar o if we live fast let us die young”. Black sesame smoke mirrors their dramatic melodrama (“eu vou me matar vou me jogar de uma ponte eu vou comer vidro beber água sanitária”) while staying witty and theatrical via this tweet.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
If we live fast, let us die young is more than a bio line: it frames the same defiant energy that explodes in “assim que eu perceber que o mcr tá tocando mama… eu vou estar completamente MALUCA”, a willingness to go feral for what she loves. The Gryffindor flavor of impulsive heroics is clearest when she vows “vou ver o yoongi nem que seja na marra” and when she shouts “PORRA FINALMENTE EU AMO VOCÊS !!”, charging into experiences headfirst. Even her outrage at unfair benefits—“cara é absurdo você pagar caro numa experiência e a porra do benefício ser por sorteio”—shows the Gryffindor instinct to fight for justice rather than accept it quietly. Loyal passion is there, but the louder notes are bravery and a readiness to act without fear, which anchor her firmly in Gryffindor.*
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Your song
Black Swan - BTS
Black Swan captures their intensity: they literally said they were “me sentindo a transição de black swan pra fake love hoje,” linking the song’s duality to their own mood. The track’s obsession with performance and fear of losing passion mirrors their relentless concert chasing, whether begging for BTS tickets or announcing “vou ver o yoongi nem que seja na marra. Its dramatic, art-pop atmosphere also suits someone who wants “um mosh ao som dessa nada mais justo para honrar o if we live fast let us die young. Finally, the song’s introspective darkness fits their anxious humor about shows and life (“de hoje até novembro vou ser atormentada pelas piores memórias de guerra…”).
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