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Your Simpsons character
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, crude, attention-seeking in a funny way, and very online in how they poke at taboos. Their posts lean into outrageous humor and shock value, like “immediate death to all non dr fans” and “when i think my periods over so i go pad free but then i take them off n see those little brown stains n it looks like i shit myself”, which fits Bart’s gross-out, boundary-pushing style. They constantly joke about school and dodging responsibilities, e.g. “back from school 💀💀💀💀 bro is getting an education” and “4th day off inna row god i always win”, echoing Bart’s underachiever energy. Like Bart clinging to intense fixations (Krusty, pranks, etc.), this user fixates loudly on fandoms and ships, such as “mondo is made out of cake and sweet candy” and “gk is gay as fuck how are there only like 10 shirasugi fics”. Under the chaos there’s also a hint of loneliness and insecurity in tweets like “where are my friends” and “why ami losing followers COME BACK”, which mirrors Bart’s mix of bravado and vulnerability.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Introvert (I): they complain about social disconnection and losing followers, e.g. “where are my friends”, “why ami losing followers COME BACK”, and talk about lurking rather than actively mingling in new groups like “how do u join a new subtwt this is actually so scary” and “lurking #gktwt”. They show strong Intuition (N) through fixation on fictional worlds, symbolism, and possibilities—such as obsessing over character dynamics and shipping (“gk is gay as fuck how are there only like 10 shirasugi fics”, “you'd think there were like 6 characters in danganronpa if you only knew abt it through merch”) and imagining absurd scenarios like “cart ride into pregnant bunnyboy mondo simulator”. Their tone and priorities are clearly Feeling (F): they focus on affection and emotional intensity (“mondo is so big and beautiful”, “thanks for 500 followwrs ill kiss u all one by one”), react strongly to interpersonal friction (“the one guy i txt every single day being a little cold to me Oh my god ill js knock all this shit Over”), and express hurt and missing people (“i miss everyone”). They seem flexible and spontaneous rather than structured, fitting Perceiving (P): they procrastinate and go with the moment (“have to leave in an hr n i dont even have my pants on #mylife”; “do i go back to f2p genshit or log back into infinity nikki”), drift between interests (“getting into golden kamuy 👀”), and talk about blocking or subtwt shifts impulsively (“i gotta go back to blocking 100 ppl per day”, “goodbye boyglna hello mondo uke”). Altogether, a highly emotional, fandom‑immersed, idealistic, and chaotic online presence is most consistent with INFP.

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School by day, Danganronpa & Golden Kamuy brainrot by night. Once wanted to be a neurosurgeon, now just redrawing Mondo on my third ‘sick’ day.– @mondouke

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This cocktail is soft and sugary at first sip, because they call Mondo “made out of cake and sweet candy” and live in full moe mode, like “mondo is made out of cake and sweet candy” and “m so glad to have natural moe ⠀( ˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵ )”. The sparkling yuzu keeps it bright and hyper, matching their chaotic school‑day energy in “back from school 💀💀💀💀 bro is getting an education 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀” and all their “good opal/mondopal morning” posts like “good mondopal morning”. A sharp dash of chili tincture represents their sudden feral takes and unfiltered mouth, from “immediate death to all non dr fans” to “why didnt makoto just tell junko to kill herself?”. The cotton‑candy foam on top is for their yume softness and fantasy brainrot, as seen in “cart ride into pregnant bunnyboy mondo simulator” and “i say im mirror sharing but get irrationally annoyed when i see other mondo yumes posting abt him”. Finally, the salted pretzel rim is a little salty, a little snacky, like their timeline of oversharing, blocking sprees, and horny jokes in “i gotta go back to blocking 100 ppl per day” and “i love big juicy moe men”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their tweets show a strong mix of self‑protection, possessiveness, and sharp, sometimes ruthless humor that fits Slytherin more than any other house. They’re highly territorial about their fandom spaces and ships, clearly signaling in-group vs. out-group boundaries, e.g. “immediate death to all non dr fans” and their irritation with other yumes encroaching on "their" Mondo in “i say im mirror sharing but get irrationally annoyed when i see other mondo yumes posting abt him smth is shifting”. They’re also very strategic about curating their online environment and not afraid to burn bridges, as seen in “i gotta go back to blocking 100 ppl per day” and their anxiety about entering new subtwts in “how do u join a new subtwt this is actually so scary”. The way they talk about wanting control over relationships and attention — for example, “annoys tf out of me when he goes quiet. wdym u have a job ur job shld be talking to me” — suggests a drive to secure what they value and keep it close. There’s wit and creativity here, but it’s channeled through edgy, self‑preserving, and intensely possessive behavior, which aligns most closely with Slytherin.

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A well‑known song that fits them is Teenagers by My Chemical Romance. Their timeline is full of school stress and dark humor, like “back from school 💀💀💀💀 bro is getting an education 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀” and “have to leave in an hr n i dont even have my pants on #mylife”, which mirrors the song’s chaotic teen energy and frustration. They mix morbid jokes with exaggerated aggression, such as “immediate death to all non dr fans” and “why ami losing followers COME BACK”, echoing the rebellious, overdramatic tone in the lyrics. Their identity as a hyperfixated fan, seen in “waking up at 12 on my 3rd sick day of the week n drawing mondo all day”, also fits the song’s theme of feeling out of place and overwhelmed by growing up. Overall, the messy, loud, slightly unhinged teen vibe of their tweets matches the mood and attitude of Teenagers almost perfectly.

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