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Your Simpsons character
Barney Gumble is the quintessential drunk and hopeless figure in The Simpsons, which mirrors the user's obsession with alcohol such as "The lack of alcohol in my body tonight bothers me severely" and "Time to get drunk again". The user also expresses deep depression and suicidal thoughts, like "I want the suffering to just end at this point" and "I literally could've had it all and now I have nothing 6 months later", echoing Barney's frequent despair and attempts at self‑destruction. Additionally, the user's feelings of loneliness and self‑loathing, for example "Sometimes it dawns on me just how lonely I am" and "I have terrible aura", fit Barney's portrayal as a tragic, socially isolated character. While not a main family member, Barney's pattern of chronic alcoholism, self‑despair, and occasional bursts of self‑reflection make him the closest Simpson analogue to this user.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user demonstrates strong introverted traits, constantly reflecting on personal loneliness and inner turmoil (e.g., "Sometimes it dawns on me just how lonely I am and it all seems even more useless."). Their information processing leans toward intuition, focusing on abstract and future‑oriented concerns like ideological grievances and global destruction (e.g., "We need to make them pay for it all" and "Going to reread Siege I've been lacking in revolutionary zeal recently"). Decision‑making appears feeling‑based, driven by deep personal emotions and values, as shown by statements such as "My only hope in life was shattered... I want the suffering to just end at this point." Their lifestyle is perceiving, marked by spontaneous, unstructured actions and a preference for flexibility (e.g., "Ok ive figured it out marlboro reds and water only diet for the rest of the week" and "Time to get drunk again"). Overall, the combination of introversion, intuition, feeling, and perceiving aligns best with the INFP personality type.

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Clash Royale 10k trophy veteran 🎮, music junkie 🎧, navigating life & mental health with humor. #KeepGoing– @mongolisch14

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The name "Mongol's Midnight Lament" mirrors the user's constant yearning for a numbing buzz, as they lament "The lack of alcohol in my body tonight bothers me severely". The bitter absinthe reflects the dark, nihilistic tone of "I feel like crying every time I walk outside and there's no snow, they are literally killing the Earth in front of our eyes". A shot of espresso adds the restless energy seen in "I literally could've had it all and now I have nothing 6 months later". The blackcurrant liqueur provides a deep, bruised sweetness that echoes their self‑destructive confession "I want the suffering to just end at this point, there's nothing else". Finally, the tonic splash hints at the chaotic, extremist flare of tweets like "Just remembered ill be getting some Aryan ahh shirts for Christmas" without endorsing that ideology.

Your Hogwarts House
The user's repeated references to power, dominance, and extremist symbols, such as 'Just remembered ill be getting some Aryan ahh shirts for Christmas...' and '67th waffen SS "Wigger"', reflect an ambition for superiority typical of Slytherin. They also express a self‑preserving mindset, saying 'I got groomed by 764' and 'My ciggies are the only thing I love that loves me back', indicating a focus on personal gain and survival. Their engagement with authoritarian figures—listing 'Which dictator? Which politician?' in a tweet—shows an interest in control and hierarchy, another Slytherin trait. While they display bouts of despair, the dominant pattern is a desire for dominance and self‑interest, aligning most closely with Slytherin values.

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The intense self‑destruction and hopelessness described in @mongolisch14’s tweets match the bleak tone of “Hurt.” Lines such as “I literally could've had it all and now I have nothing 6 months later” and “I want the suffering to just end at this point, there's nothing else” echo the song’s lyric “I hurt myself today to see if I still feel.” Their repeated expressions of suicidal thoughts (“I don’t think I’m gonna make it boys,” “My only hope in life was shattered”) align with the track’s themes of regret and emptiness. Mentions of using alcohol and cigarettes as coping (“The lack of alcohol in my body tonight bothers me severely,” “My ciggies are the only thing I love that loves me back”) mirror the lyric “The needle tears a hole, the old familiar sting.” Overall, the song’s raw, introspective anguish captures the loneliness and self‑loathing evident throughout their timeline.

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