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Like Duffman, the lovable yet somewhat crass mascot for Duff Beer, Megan possesses a quirky, humorous personality coupled with a penchant for occasional profanity. Just as Duffman's catchphrases were often light-hearted but edgy, Megan's tweets strike a similar balance with lines like 'BIG DUMPER!!!'. Additionally, Megan's self-proclaimed identity as 'an ice devouring sex tornado' mirrors Duffman's over-the-top, larger-than-life persona. However, beneath the surface, both characters also display a more vulnerable side – Duffman's existential crises and Megan's openness about her mental health struggles suggest a depth of character beyond their outward eccentricities.

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Quirky 23-year-old high school teacher navigating the joys and chaos of life with humor. Hockey fanatic, mental health advocate, and self-proclaimed 'ice devouring sex tornado' trying to find the perfect balance between professionalism and sarcasm. DMs open for dad jokes and puns.– @monkeyb0ne

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Megan's bold, courageous spirit and willingness to embrace her authentic self align her with Gryffindor house. Her resilience in the face of mental health challenges and her ability to bounce back, as seen in 'Post depression got my mojo back, good at my job again :)', embody the Gryffindor trait of bravery. Additionally, her sarcastic humor and tendency towards profanity, like 'I am BEGGING men to shave their goatee so they stop looking like my numetal dad in the early 2000s', reflect the Gryffindor tendency for brashness and speaking one's mind. Megan's passion for hockey and her unwavering support for teams like the Kraken and Maple Leafs also demonstrate the Gryffindor qualities of loyalty and determination.

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The melancholic yet relatable lyrics of 'Miss Misery' by Elliott Smith capture the duality of Megan's personality – her ability to find humor in the midst of life's challenges, including her struggles with mental health. Lines like 'Miss Misery, she'll manage' and 'She's still calling for somebody to pick up her stool' resonate with Megan's openness about her bouts of depression, while also hinting at her resilience and ability to 'get her mojo back'. The song's raw, introspective vibe aligns with Megan's vulnerability and authenticity, as seen in tweets like 'Post depression got my mojo back, good at my job again :)'. At the same time, the track's undercurrent of dark humor and sardonic wit mirrors Megan's own brand of sarcasm and self-deprecation, as exemplified in her bio's description of herself as 'an ice devouring sex tornado'.

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