
Strengths and Weaknesses

Your Simpsons character
Like Milhouse, monki occupies a space of high-strung emotional vulnerability and a desperate, often unrequited need for validation from his peers. He frequently documents his physical and social misfortunes, such as when he says, “actually baffles me im in a relationship how. did I do that.” or deals with family bullying like “my brother didn’t make fun of me every time I got enough confidence to eat”. He shares Milhouse’s specific brand of self-deprecating humor and physical fragility, lamenting, “Stomach hurt this is it for me” and “I’m acrually an embarrassment ohmygod”. Ultimately, his mix of niche interests, reliance on a close-knit group of oomfs, and constant state of being “mildly in love” or anxious mirrors the life of Springfield’s favorite underdog.

Your MBTI personality Type
Monki exhibits strong Introversion (I) by expressing discomfort with voice calls and social settings, noted in his preference to “only play w my close friends cuz I don’t like calling”. His Intuition (N) is evident in his focus on internal emotional states and abstract fears of being forgotten, such as when he muses that “one day I’ll be dead and nobody will remember my favorite color”. He is a clear Feeling (F) type, prioritizing deep emotional connections and vulnerability, often stating how much he values when “friends confide in me w how they’re feeling”. Finally, his Perceiving (P) nature is shown through his spontaneous, disorganized tweeting style and his tendency to “scroll until I feel better” rather than following a structured schedule.

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Digital artist & Scott Pilgrim enthusiast. I spend my days navigating senior year, admiring my dog’s energy, and searching for the perfect millennial burger joint.– @monkeyboyoy

Your signature cocktail
This experimental cocktail captures Mikey’s chaotic energy, blending the sharp acidity of his specific cravings—“I wish I was eating a whole lemon”—with a bitter gin base that reflects his darker 'shedtwt' humor. The splash of orange liqueur represents his home life, even if he says “My whole house smells like oranges I’m gonna barf”, while the sparkling water keeps the drink light to match his “I’ll lose weight I’m ok” affirmations. Finally, it’s topped with a saltine garnish for those emotional moments of “shoving saltine crackers into my mouth and petting my dog”. It’s a drink for someone who is “mentally unwell and also gay”, served cold like a Michigan heatwave.

Your Hogwarts House
Despite his struggles, Monki prioritizes interpersonal connection and emotional transparency, often highlighting his deep loyalty and appreciation for his friends. He expresses a profound sense of fairness and a desire for harmony, stating that “the best thing a person can do is watch/listen to/play something im interested in so we can talk abt it together it makes me so happy”. His Hufflepuff nature is further seen in his soft-heartedness toward animals and loved ones, noting that “it does mean a lot to me when my friends confide in me w how they’re feeling” and finding joy in simple kindnesses like “good morning/goodnight texts/posts”. Even amidst personal pain, he seeks comfort in the reliable presence of others, proving that his core values align with the patience and devotion of the badger house.

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This song is the most fitting choice because Monki explicitly identifies it as one of his “fav song is sober to death hehe”. The track’s themes of codependency, mental health struggles, and intense, messy devotion mirror his tweets about forming “a one sided dependent relationship” and his habit of “crying and shoving saltine crackers into my mouth”. The lyrics reflect the volatile emotional state seen in his profile, which fluctuates between deep affection and self-destructive habits like “rinsing my own blood down the sink”. Ultimately, the song captures the shedtwt aesthetic and the vulnerable, trans-masculine identity he navigates throughout his feed.

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