Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Creative: Invents OCs and story concepts like Damián and Yabi, e.g. building plots in “la trama de la rolita de pta pero en vez de la chica es un joven damián, walk with me…” and talking about word counts in “tengo q terminar esta mierda en mil palabras o menos…”.
- Humorous: Uses self‑deprecating and situational humor, like [“otro gymrat fallido”] in the bio and jokes such as “no tia no m importan tus putas fotos de ia sacalas de mi cara” and “ya m rendí mejor voy a larpear de bebé francés en tiktoki”.
- Passionate: Shows intense enthusiasm for music and fandoms, e.g. defending Pulp in the bio, freaking out about concerts in “wey vale vrg m voy a comprar boleto pa mitski…” and posting about songs that altered their “quimica cerebral” in “yo y los dos discos que alteraron mi quimica cerebral”.
- Self‑aware: Openly reflects on habits and flaws, like “soy adicto a los puntos suspensivos aa quitenmelos” and life stage comparisons in “a esta edad mis papás ya se andaban casando y yo sólo contesto correos y pienso en yaoi todo el día”.
- Warmly‑supportive: Shows affection and loyalty to friends and mutuals, e.g. “dan amiwito tú sabes q pedo 🫶🫶 mi bestie 4eva” and “yo likeando todas las historias de dan pq así de fiel soy”.
Weaknesses:
- Self‑sabotaging: Talks about giving up or going to ruin in posts like “me voy a m” and “tengo q terminar esta mierda en mil palabras o menos o sino me voy a m”, hinting at pressure that could derail goals.
- Procrastinating: Mentions wasting time or delaying tasks, for example “bn ya terminé todo lo d hoy ahora sí a seguir escribiendo” and “pero nt w hoy voy a escribir un chingo nt”, suggesting effort often comes after distraction or delay.
- Emotionally‑volatile: Oscillates between excitement and frustration, e.g. all‑caps highs like “GENTE” versus lows like “me hicieron mierda”, showing strong mood swings tied to events and fandoms.
- Overinvested: Invests heavily in fandoms and parasocial experiences, such as dreaming about ticket sales with Noel as support in “oigan m acabo d despertar q soñé q estaba en la preventa…” and framing concerts as life‑defining in “europa no está tan lejos de yucatán, pulp wait for me”.
- Negative‑selftalk: Uses harsh language toward self, like [“otro gymrat fallido pseudo católico alternativo trastornado”] in the bio and calling past self or choices “q mal recuerdo” in “la obsesión q tenía con esta mujer en la secu nono q mal recuerdo…”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They read as a very self-aware, artsy nerd whose whole personality is shaped by media, which fits Lisa more than anyone else. They’re constantly studying or overthinking while also being dramatic about it, like when they say “bn ya terminé todo lo d hoy ahora sí a seguir escribiendo” and “oigan ya voy por la mitad del return y no entiendo ni madres que”, very Lisa-with-a-book energy. Their strong attachment to music and niche bands – Pulp, Blur, Mitski, etc. – echoes Lisa’s tendency to make art and music her whole personality, shown in tweets like “escuché el demo d shes so high” and “europa no está tan lejos de yucatán, pulp wait for me 😓”. At the same time, they’re emotionally intense and melodramatic about their own life and relationships, e.g. “y haréeee lo q sea para q me ames otra vez, si no te gusto ahora entonces cambiaré para ti” and “me hicieron mierda”, which is very Lisa-core teenage angst. Finally, the mix of pseudo-spiritual thoughts and irony, like “hagan una página así en más idiomas para reencarnar en una flor de loto 🙏” and the self-deprecating intellectual vibe in “dije a bueno yo tengo todavia varios años antes de enfrentar #ese terror pero acabo d caer en cuenta q a esta edad mis papás ya se andaban casando y yo sólo contesto correos y pienso en yaoi todo el día”, lines up perfectly with Lisa as a gifted, overthinking alt kid.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They read as more introverted (I) than extroverted: most tweets are about their own inner life, writing, music and niche obsessions rather than parties or large social gatherings, e.g. joking about spending their days answering emails and thinking about yaoi in “a esta edad mis papás ya se andaban casando y yo sólo contesto correos y pienso en yaoi todo el día”. Their humor and interests are highly intuitive (N): they constantly spin scenarios and AUs like turning real people into OCs Damián and Yabi in “ahora usaré los nombres damián y javi/yabi para referirme a ya saben quienes, proceso de oc ficación”, and build whole plots from songs in “la trama de la rolita de pta pero en vez de la chica es un joven damián, walk with me”. They clearly lead with feeling (F) over impersonal logic: they describe music as altering their brain chemistry in “yo y los dos discos que alteraron mi quimica cerebral”, dramatize their emotional reactions in “me hicieron mierda”, and frame choices around passion, not practicality, in “m voy a comprar boleto pa mitski total q crédito tengo ya luego veo cómo me voy d viaje”. Their lifestyle is strongly perceiving (P): they procrastinate and write in bursts in “tengo q terminar esta mierda en mil palabras o menos o sino me voy a m” and “nt w hoy voy a escribir un chingo nt”, frequently change hyperfixations in “yo con un tema nuevo cada mes”, and lean into impulsive, go‑with‑the‑flow decisions. Altogether, the introspective, fantasy‑spinning, emotionally intense and spontaneous vibe is most consistent with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- So you changed your phone EQ just to hear more bass and drums — if we hang out, I promise to be the emotional subwoofer to your Jarvis Cocker playlist.
- You said your life was altered by those two albums at 11 and now you’re defending Pulp freaks ‘a capa y espada’; can I apply to be your third life‑altering obsession, strictly limited edition pressing?
- You worrying that 4k words in and ‘apenas sucede algo remotamente sexual’ is cute, actually — we can keep the slow burn, I just want to be the person you rant to when Damián and Yabi won’t behave on the page.
- You dreaming about Noel Gallagher as your emotional support in the Mitski ticket pre‑sale… let me upgrade you: I’ll be the one refreshing Ticketmaster while you sleep and then walk with you through the Return even if neither of us understands it.
- You said you’d ‘larpear de bebé francés en TikTok’ and that you dress like Jarvis Cocker now — if you ever want a failed gymrat pseudo‑católico alt boyfriend experience to match that vibe, I’m available in HD, not AI.
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Yucatán-based alt pop & film nerd, failed gym regular, part-time fic writer. Once missed a 90s Pulp gig by being born too late and never recovered.– @monkicap
Your signature cocktail
Lic. Freaks Mitski Mule
This cocktail is smoky mezcal over a tamarind–lime base: messy, alternative and a little "cineteca" coded, just like their bio as an “otro gymrat fallido pseudo católico alternativo trastornado sacado de la cineteca”. The bitter aperitivo stands for the melodramatic self-drag and horny writer grind, from “4mil palabras y apenas sucede algo remotamente sexual yea i have to get killed” to “tengo q terminar esta mierda en mil palabras o menos o sino me voy a m”. Ginger beer with extra bite captures their chaotic, shitposting energy, like “q vrg mis vecinos están peleando jssss espera chisme” and their all‑caps stan moments in “ESSEX DOGS 🗣🗣🗣🗣”. The dash of saline evokes sweaty Mérida/Yucatán heat and sea air, nodding to both their location and their desperate tour plans in “europa no está tan lejos de yucatán, pulp wait for me 😓” and unhinged concert economy like “wey vale vrg m voy a comprar boleto pa mitski total q crédito tengo ya luego veo cómo me voy d viaje”. Overall it’s strong, slightly bitter but ultimately refreshing—exactly like someone who says “defiendo freaks de pulp a capa y espada” while building an entire OC universe out of damián y yabi in “ahora usaré los nombres damián y javi/yabi para referirme a ya saben quienes, proceso de oc ficación”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline is saturated with curiosity, niche interests, and a very self‑aware, analytical humor, all of which align most with Ravenclaw. They consistently frame things as investigations or learning projects, like when they post “#investigando” and talk about “aprendiendo historia <3”, showing genuine enjoyment of acquiring knowledge. There’s a strong creative/writer streak and meta-thinking about their own process in tweets such as “tengo q terminar esta mierda en mil palabras o menos o sino me voy a m” and “oigan llevo 2mil palabras y damián namas le está coqueteando y todavia no se besan me odiarán?”, which highlights both creativity and structural thinking. They also show taste-based, almost curatorial obsession with music and media—e.g. dissecting demos and mixes in “escuché el demo d shes so high” and changing EQ so they can “se escuche más el bajo y la batería en la música”—suggesting an intellectual, detail-focused engagement rather than purely emotional stanning. While there are hints of loyalty and ambition (like hyping friends and artists in “dan amiwito tú sabes q pedo 🫶🫶 mi bestie 4eva” and plotting trips for concerts in “europa no está tan lejos de yucatán, pulp wait for me 😓”), the dominant traits are wit, introspection, and a love of learning and creating, which are quintessentially Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Common People - Pulp
The best fit is Pulp – Common People, because their whole personality orbits around Pulp, Britpop and slightly unhinged artsy energy. They literally call themselves “lic. freaks” and say they “defiendo freaks de pulp a capa y espada” in their bio, and they tweet things like “grupo marrano pudo haber hecho street lites pero pulp jamás hará algo como el ansioso” and “europa no está tan lejos de yucatán, pulp wait for me 😓”. The song’s mix of social frustration, class angst and longing to live more intensely fits their posts about adulthood and underachievement, like “dije a bueno yo tengo todavia varios años antes de enfrentar #ese terror pero acabo d caer en cuenta q a esta edad mis papás ya se andaban casando y yo sólo contesto correos y pienso en yaoi todo el día”. Their fixation with being a slightly tragic, artsy misfit—tweeting “licenciado frikiplaza...” and constantly roleplaying characters like Damián and Yabi—mirrors Jarvis Cocker’s outsider, ironic narrator persona in the song. Common People captures that blend of self-awareness, class-conscious humor, and yearning that runs through their timeline.
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