Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Loyal partner: He shows deep affection for Tacet, kissing his forehead and saying “... Love ya too. You're so good ta me.”
- Protective nature: He confronts others to keep them away from those he cares about, stating “I don't want them involved in whatever bullshit you and Tenna are caught up with.”
- Professional diligence: Despite personal stress, he remains committed to his secretary duties, noting “I g gotta be there. That's th'whole point f'my job.”
- Highly observant: He prides himself on situational awareness, claiming “That's my whole thing. Knowing people, places, situations, everything.”
- Physical discipline: As a recreational boxer, he maintains a strict training schedule for rematches against opponents like “Electrode.”
Weaknesses:
- Alcohol dependency: He frequently turns to drinking to cope, even boasting about being “immune ta alcohol poisonin'” while heavily intoxicated.
- Violent impulses: He struggles with aggression, admitting that he “lived for” the sight of blood when he was the inflictor.
- Low self-esteem: He suffers from a deep sense of guilt and self-loathing, telling his partner “I'm not a good person. N' it's beyond...that, I was—am—a dickwad.”
- Poor communication: He often avoids eye contact and lies about his well-being, telling Tacet “Nothin' happened, trust. Jus'...stress” while visibly shaking.
- Impulsive behavior: He admits to reckless actions like theft, mentioning “I stole that car for them” when ignored by a friend.
Your Simpsons character
Nelson Muntz
Raymond Fusco embodies the tough, blue-collar exterior of Nelson Muntz, balancing a life of recreational violence and street-smart cynicism with a hidden, deeply vulnerable core. Much like Nelson's complex home life and occasional flashes of sincerity, Raymond struggles with his self-image, lamenting, “I'm jus'... I'm not a good person. N' it's beyond...that, I was—am—a dickwad.”. He masks his emotional turmoil with aggressive posturing and sardonic humor, often threatening others while remaining fiercely loyal to those he cares about, as seen when he says, “You try that and I'll take them with me. You're the aggressor here, not me.”. Both characters navigate a world of limited opportunities—symbolized by Raymond's work as a secretary and boxer in the 'Leeds Barrens'—while desperately seeking affection they feel they don't deserve, evidenced by his guilt-ridden confession: “Shouldn't be wantin' ta get over it. Should be pissed off at me, for marrin' ya. For lyin'.”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ISTP
Raymond demonstrates an Introverted preference, often retreating into solitude as seen when he says, “I think I wanna stay back out in th'cold n' quiet.”. His Sensing nature is evident through his focus on physical sensations, such as “antler and pine scented air freshener” and his literal descriptions of boxing and manual labor. He leans toward Thinking, being blunt and sardonically logical even in emotional situations, telling a partner, “Shouldn't be wantin' ta get over it. Should be pissed off at me, for marrin' ya.”. Finally, his Perceiving trait shows in his impulsive, spontaneous behavior, like “stalling for time” or his chaotic “house arrest game” where he loses his own keys.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you an antler and pine air freshener? Because you’ve got my heart racing and my truck smelling like a fresh start.
- I heard you’re a recreational boxer—how about we skip the ring and you just let me be the one you're 'locked in' with tonight?
- If I sent you a Valentine’s letter, would you actually read it, or do I need to address it to Mr. Tenna just to get your eyes on me?
- You don't need to head to Cyber City to find something 'heat'—I’ve got a Romanian playlist and a passenger seat with your name on it.
- I’m no doctor, but I promise you don't need to be immune to alcohol poisoning to find me intoxicating.
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Your new Twitter bio
Secretary by day, recreational boxer by night. I once ‘borrowed’ a car for a friend and survived a record night at Randall’s. For business, contact Mr. Tenna’s office.– @monotoneburn
Your signature cocktail
The Secretary’s Sin & Tonic
This drink is as 'low, consistent, and crackly' as his professional voice, starting with a base of overproof rum to honor his boast that “th'docs think thet ya CAN'T be immune ta alcohol poisonin' but theyy LIED”. The sour hibiscus syrup reflects the “sour tinge in the night air” and his complicated relationship with floral themes like Lavender and Daisy. Dark bitters and a pine garnish ground the drink in his everyday environment, specifically his truck’s “antler and pine scented air freshener”. Finally, it’s topped with a splash of soda to mask the sting, much like how he masks his guilt, because as a recreational boxer, he “didn't feel as...𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘺” when he was the one in control.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Raymond demonstrates the classic Slytherin traits of resourcefulness and self-preservation, often prioritizing his own survival or 'knowing people, places, situations, everything' to navigate dangerous social hierarchies. He explicitly values control and the power of being an 'inflictor,' admitting “When he beat people half to death, he didn't feel as...𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘺 as he did now”. His cunning is evident in how he manipulates information for leverage, telling another character, “Uh, no. I do. I do know what I'm talking about. That's my whole thing”. Furthermore, his deep sense of loyalty is highly selective and protective of his 'inner circle,' as seen when he threatens, “You try that and I'll take them with me. You're the aggressor here, not me”. Ultimately, his focus on power dynamics, his role as a cunning secretary to a powerful figure, and his internal struggle with sin and 'idolatry' align him perfectly with the house of ambition.
Your movie
Your song
Liability - Lorde
The song's central theme of being 'too much' and ultimately self-destructive perfectly mirrors Raymond’s internal monologue and strained relationships. He expresses a deep-seated fear of damaging those he loves, explicitly stating, “I'm gonna fuck ya up, man. I'm gonna make ya worse”. This sense of being a burden is coupled with a cynical, self-deprecating isolation, as seen when he remarks, “I'm not a good person. N' it's beyond...that, I was—am—a dickwad”. Despite his tough exterior as a boxer and secretary, his tweets reveal a fragile, lonely core where he believes people will eventually abandon him, echoing the line “don't miss us when we all leave you” during a tense confrontation. Ultimately, Raymond views himself as a hazard to others, much like the 'liability' described in the song.
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