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The user’s extreme, authoritarian, and monarchist rhetoric mirrors Mr. Burns’s worldview, as seen in tweets like "Monarchy preserves society, democracy erodes it. Culture, religion, morality, and law flourish under Kings." and "Monarchy is natural, democracy is artificial. Humans are unequal; hierarchy is inevitable." Like Burns, the account constantly promotes a hierarchical order and decries democracy, e.g., "Republics are divisive. Monarchies are unifiers." The repeated calls for loyalty and votes echo Burns’s manipulative leadership style in his quest for power, such as "Become a Monarchist" and frequent poll promotions. Additionally, the user’s use of grandiose language and propaganda, e.g., "Pax Monarchica" and "The Monarchy is staying. Even if there was a referendum … it'll win," aligns with Burns’s self‑aggrandizing speeches. Overall, the authoritarian, anti‑democratic zeal and desire for an unchallengeable ruler best match Mr. Burns.

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The account consistently reaches out to a broad audience and calls for collective action, as seen in tweets like "Join our Discord server to discuss about Monarchy..." and "Monarchists and Royalists, fill out this political test and let's see your results," indicating an Extroverted orientation. It focuses on big‑picture patterns and abstract theories about governance, for example "Key Patterns in Failing Republics … Notice something?" and "Monarchy aligns human nature, reason, and society into enduring order," reflecting an Intuitive information style. The rhetoric relies on logical, data‑driven arguments such as "History, basic economics and human nature are the greatest arguments against communism" and "Monarchy prevents tyranny, democracy invites it," showing a Thinking decision‑making preference. Finally, the account is highly structured with deadlines, polls, and calls to vote ("Please VOTE, THE POLL WILL END TOMORROW", "24 days left until MonarchistPamphlsts transitions"), which demonstrates a Judging lifestyle.

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Monarchy advocate, history buff, Discord host. Sharing crown memes & occasional anecdotes—like when I tried to replace a Town Hall with a throne.– @monpamphlets

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This cocktail blends the regal richness of aged cognac with the bright, defiant hue of blood orange, echoing the account’s proclamation that "Monarchy is natural, democracy is artificial." A whisper of absinthe adds a bitter reminder of the "jacobins" they despise, as they wrote "The French Revolution was a godless New Order born from the Enlightenment, which brutalized the established, Christian way of life." Gold leaf floating on top symbolizes the "golden ages" they claim "A large majority of golden ages occurred under Monarchies for a reason." Aromatic bitters represent the divisive nature of republics, mirroring their tweet "Republics are divisive. Monarchies are unifiers." Together the drink is a "Monarchy preserves society, democracy erodes it" experience, exactly as they assert "Monarchy preserves society, democracy erodes it."

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The account demonstrates strong ambition and a desire for power, constantly pushing to restore and dominate political systems with monarchy. For example, they claim "Monarchy preserves society, democracy erodes it... Monarchy prevents tyranny, democracy invites it." and assert "Monarchy is natural, democracy is artificial. Humans are unequal; hierarchy is inevitable." They repeatedly call for action, recruit followers, and organize polls ("We are a movement that stands against the tyranny of republicanism and aim to restore the one, true, legitimate form of government: Monarchy."), showing the cunning, resourceful, and ambitious traits typical of Slytherin. Their rhetoric is grandiose and strategic rather than collaborative or scholarly, aligning best with Slytherin values.

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The account constantly glorifies monarchs, e.g., "Monarchy is the way." and repeatedly invokes royal protection, as seen in "We hope that His Majesty stays safe and healthy, God save the King." Their view that monarchy is the only source of order is echoed in tweets like "Monarchy preserves society, democracy erodes it. Culture, religion, morality, and law flourish under Kings." The British royal anthem directly reflects their reverence for a king and their desire for a national, unifying hymn, making "God Save the King" a fitting soundtrack for their ideology.

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