Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly talks about mental health and gratitude for being alive, e.g. reflecting on not having died by suicide so she could experience concerts like Oasis and MCR “Menos mal que no me suicide hace unos años porque me hubiera perdido de ver a Oasis y a MCR en un periodo de menos de 3 meses”.
- Socially aware: Critiques classism and labor exploitation, e.g. calling out people who think they’re ‘less poor’ just because they’re better off than the homeless “Esta gente que piensa que porque está mejor que un indigente es menos pobre” and explaining that people work to avoid poverty, not out of pure choice “Uno no trabaja porque quiere, sino porque es eso o cagarse de hambre”.
- Loyal fan: Shows deep, consistent dedication to artists (Oasis, MCR, Green Day, Olivia Rodrigo, Taylor Swift, k‑pop idols), celebrating concerts and lineups and even apologizing in advance for how obsessed she’ll be when content drops “Desde ya pido disculpas por la persona que me voy a convertir cuando esto salga” and “Oficialmente voy a ver a green day y a my chemical romance. Mi yo emo de 13 años estaría muy feliz”.
- Humoristic sarcasm: Uses humor and sarcasm to cope and comment on life, e.g. joking about corporate life and job interviews “Que momento difícil después de que tenes la última entrevista y estas esperando que te confirmen si quedaste en el puesto o no porque no sabes si fingir demencia y seguir laburando como si nada o mandar a todos a la mierda” and mocking inconsistent male complaints about superficiality “Los varones: las minas son re superficiales… También los varones:”.
- Empathetic observer: Shows empathy for others’ experiences, like relating to someone’s childhood trauma with parents and years of therapy “Mis viejos hacían lo mismo y no saben la cantidad de años de terapia qué me costó poder superarlo” and being genuinely happy that a girl is finally dating someone who loves her “Lo feliz que me pone que esta piba por fin este saliendo con un chabon lindo y que la ama”.
Weaknesses:
- High reactivity: Frequently responds with intense anger or profanity toward institutions and situations, e.g. screaming at utility companies “EDESUR LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA” and “Telecentro la puta que te parió”, showing a tendency to react strongly in the moment.
- Self‑deprecating: Makes jokes that put herself down, like calling herself ‘ya estoy vieja’ when reacting to age-related content “Ya estoy vieja” and describing herself as ‘tu amiga corpo’ in a slightly mocking way about being corporate “Tu amiga corpo a las 2 de la tarde (yo)”.
- Impulsive fandom: Shows willingness to stretch finances or priorities for concerts and events, e.g. buying festival tickets then saying ‘now God pays’ “Ya me saque la entrada del lolla. Ahora que dios pague” and openly begging for Oasis tickets across dates “Gente busco entrada para oasis en argentina cualquier fecha”.
- Morbid humor: Uses dark or violent jokes, e.g. saying she would have killed someone where Noel didn’t “Noel is better than me, yo lo hubiera matado” and joking about wanting to ‘cagar a trompadas’ Louis Partridge over a crush “Louis Partridge y yo nos vamos a tener que cagar a trompadas”.
- Doomed pessimism: Often frames Argentina and the political/economic situation as hopeless or ‘inviable’ “Que país inviable” and strongly insults government and services, which suggests a pessimistic outlook on her environment.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
This user is most like Lisa Simpson: smart, politically opinionated, emotionally intense, and very fandom-driven. They show strong social and political awareness, calling out economic injustice and rights issues much like Lisa does, e.g. “El problema es pensar que la gente trabaja de manera voluntaria. Uno no trabaja porque quiere, sino porque es eso o cagarse de hambre” and “Ay chicos no quiero quedar muy zurda pero... No está mal que se violen los derechos humanos???? Así de pelotudos suenan”. Like Lisa’s obsessive love of bands and artists, they center much of their life around music and idols, from “Oficialmente voy a ver a green day y a my chemical romance. Mi yo emo de 13 años estaría muy feliz” to “Vivirlo fue la mejor experiencia de mi vida” about seeing Oasis. They also combine sincerity with dark humor and frank talk about mental health, as in “Menos mal que no me suicide hace unos años porque me hubiera perdido de ver a Oasis y a MCR en un periodo de menos de 3 meses”, which echoes Lisa’s tendency to be both introspective and a bit morbid. Finally, their sharp, feminist-leaning critiques—like “Como roban los hombres” and “Los varones: las minas son re superficiales… También los varones:”—fit Lisa’s mix of moral outrage, insight, and sarcasm.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they thrive on concerts, fandom, and shared experiences, openly narrating their life and feelings to an audience (e.g., “Acabo de volver de ver MCR y puedo decir con toda la seguridad del mundo que me cogería a Gerard Way”, “Acabo de salir del concierto de oasis”), and constantly interact with others through quoted tweets and in-jokes. Their focus is more iNtuitive than Sensing: they jump from concrete events to broader takes about politics, labor, and culture, like “El problema es pensar que la gente trabaja de manera voluntaria. Uno no trabaja porque quiere, sino porque es eso o cagarse de hambre” or their commentary on teen idols and the corporate world in “Son el resultado del porque no hay que meter adolescentes en el mundo corpo…”. They are clearly Feeling-oriented, making judgments based on values and empathy, e.g. “Ay chicos no quiero quedar muy zurda pero... No está mal que se violen los derechos humanos????” and “Mis viejos hacían lo mismo y no saben la cantidad de años de terapia qué me costó poder superarlo”, and showing strong emotional attachments to artists and friends. Finally, they look more Perceiving than Judging: they present as spontaneous, reactive, and flexible, swinging from fandom hyperfixations to last-minute plans and rants (“Justo cuando tenía un montón de planes para el finde me vengo a agarrar una gripe de la concha de la lora”, “Gente sigo en búsqueda de una estrada para Oasis el domingo de 16 por si saben de alguien”). Their timeline reads like an expressive, values-driven extrovert who connects dots between personal life, pop culture, and politics in an energetic, slightly chaotic way, which fits ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- You survived not killing yourself, saw Oasis and MCR within three months, and still haven’t seen me yet—want to fix the biggest plot hole in your 23-year-old emo era?
- You said you’d ‘cogerías a Gerard Way’ after the MCR concert… I may not be Gerard, but I do own oversized jackets and emotional issues—does that at least earn me an opening act?
- You went from begging for an Oasis ticket to tweeting ‘Vivirlo fue la mejor experiencia de mi vida.’ If a gig can beat all your life experiences, I’m officially applying to be the second-best experience—low pressure, high dedication.
- As a fellow hater of EDESUR, Telecentro, and shitty governments: if the lights go out again in Caballito, I volunteer as your human power bank—we can charge phones, complain about Milei, and plan our next concert together.
- You, an Olivia/Taylor/SHINee/Green Day/MCR/Oasis stan from Argentina, who says ‘never kill yourself’ and laughs at your gato going feral around the living room… That’s exactly the type of person I’d like to ask out for a drink and a long rant about capitalism and fandoms—interested?
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Argentinian office girl powered by concerts, cats & complaints to utilities. Once delayed a breakdown because Oasis and MCR were coming to town.– @moonchild413
Your signature cocktail
Never Kill Yourself (to See Oasis & MCR) Sour
This cocktail is built on a Fernet with cola reduction, a nod to Argentina and the way she rants about local chaos like “EDESUR LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA” and “Telecentro la puta que te parió”, giving the drink a bitter, intense backbone. Blood orange juice adds emo drama and concert-era glow, inspired by her ecstatic posts like “Acabo de salir del concierto de oasis” and “Oficialmente voy a ver a green day y a my chemical romance. Mi yo emo de 13 años estaría muy feliz”. An espresso shot represents her sharp, no-bullshit takes on politics and work, such as “El problema es pensar que la gente trabaja de manera voluntaria. Uno no trabaja porque quiere, sino porque es eso o cagarse de hambre”. Lavender syrup softens everything, reflecting her unexpectedly tender side when she talks about her cat in “La gracia que me causa cuando estoy tranquila en el sillón y mi gato se pone a correr y saltar por todos lados” and the protective love for friends in “Lo feliz que me pone que esta piba por fin este saliendo con un chabon lindo y que la ama”. Finally, a sparkling grapefruit soda top gives it a fizzy, slightly bitter brightness that matches her survival humor in “Menos mal que no me suicide hace unos años porque me hubiera perdido de ver a Oasis y a MCR en un periodo de menos de 3 meses” and the raw affirmation of “Never kill yourself”, turning a dark joke into a bright, defiant toast.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Giuli shows a distinctly Gryffindor blend of boldness, outspokenness, and willingness to confront things head‑on. She’s extremely direct about politics and human rights, calling out abuses bluntly in tweets like “Ay chicos no quiero quedar muy zurda pero... No está mal que se violen los derechos humanos???? Así de pelotudos suenan” and “Te das cuenta que sos un gobierno de mierda cuando hasta los venezolanos votan al peronismo”, which reflects moral courage and a readiness to stand up for her beliefs. She also shows a fiery, confrontational streak and low fear of conflict in posts such as “Yo en las oficinas de edesur la próxima que me corten la luz” and the hyperbolic “Noel is better than me, yo lo hubiera matado”. Her candid admissions about nearly having taken her own life and being glad she didn’t—“Menos mal que no me suicide hace unos años porque me hubiera perdido de ver a Oasis y a MCR en un periodo de menos de 3 meses”—show emotional bravery and resilience. While she has wit and loyalty, the dominant traits are passionate conviction, impulsive expression, and a fearless attitude toward calling things as she sees them, all of which align most strongly with Gryffindor.
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Your song
Teenage Dirtbag - Wheatus
A song that best suits them is Teenage Dirtbag by Wheatus, because it captures that mix of emo nostalgia, outsider humor, and romantic yearning that runs through their timeline. They explicitly frame their current life as a payoff for teenage emo years, saying “Oficialmente voy a ver a green day y a my chemical romance. Mi yo emo de 13 años estaría muy feliz”, which mirrors the song’s teen-emo core. Their dark humor about survival and concerts – “Menos mal que no me suicide hace unos años porque me hubiera perdido de ver a Oasis y a MCR en un periodo de menos de 3 meses” – fits the track’s blend of angst and hope. Like the narrator in Teenage Dirtbag, they feel a bit out of place but deeply passionate, whether it’s thirst-tweeting about idols and rock stars (“Acabo de volver de ver MCR y puedo decir con toda la seguridad del mundo que me cogería a Gerard Way”) or obsessing over pop culture crushes such as Ewan Mitchell and Louis Partridge (“Me when I discovered Ewan Mitchell”, “Louis Partridge y yo nos vamos a tener que cagar a trompadas”). The song’s scrappy, slightly sarcastic tone also matches their way of ranting about politics and daily struggles – from “Que país inviable” to cursing at utilities like “EDESUR LA CONCHA DE TU HERMANA” – while still finding joy in music, fandom, and their cat.
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