MorButtermaker
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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Humorous: His tweet 'As Pops always says… Diversify your portfolio' shows his ability to turn everyday moments into comedy.
- Passionate: His obsession with baseball, as seen in 'Gonna force Greg Maddux highlights down my son’s throat,' reflects his deep love for the sport.
- Self-Aware: He acknowledges his flaws in 'A degenerate gambler A weed dependency A drug Connoisseur,' showing a level of honesty about himself.
- Confident: His tweet 'Uncs are baffled how a white boy 3 peated the dunk contest on their month' reveals his bold and unapologetic personality.
- Resourceful: His 'Coach’s tips to throwing an effective slider' demonstrates his ability to share practical knowledge in an accessible way.
Weaknesses:
- Provocative: Tweets like 'Shrink the retards' show his tendency to post controversial content that may alienate others.
- Crude Humor: His tweet 'Old hometown hookup just got a boob job. Safe to say I will balls deep in Makers Mark' highlights an often inappropriate sense of humor.
- Dependency Issues: His tweet 'Any tips on quitting the ganj without profusely sweating for a week straight' suggests struggles with substance dependency.
- Chaotic Lifestyle: His tweet '48 hours to kill 2 grams (hometown edition)' reflects a lack of discipline in certain areas of his life.
- Insensitive: His tweet 'Wearing a jersey backwards is gay' shows a lack of awareness about the impact of his words.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
Coach Buttermaker's chaotic, humorous, and flawed personality is reminiscent of Homer Simpson. Like Homer, Coach is unfiltered and often inappropriate, as seen in tweets like 'Old hometown hookup just got a boob job.' Both have a love for beer, highlighted in 'Permission for a white boy to house this.' Despite their flaws, they have a charm and relatability that make them endearing, such as Coach's nostalgic baseball tips.
Your MBTI personality Type
ESTP
Coach Buttermaker embodies the ESTP personality type: energetic, bold, and action-oriented. His extraversion shines in his humorous and confident tweets, like 'Uncs are baffled how a white boy 3 peated the dunk contest.' His practical, hands-on approach is evident in 'Coach’s tips to throwing an effective slider.' He thrives on excitement and risk, as seen in 'A degenerate gambler A weed dependency.' His blunt, unfiltered communication style, such as 'Wearing a jersey backwards is gay,' aligns with the ESTP's straightforward nature.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a slider? Because you've got me spinning and missing every time.
- Are you Greg Maddux? Because you're a total game-changer in my life.
- Do you believe in love at first pitch, or should I throw you another slider?
- You must be a golden sombrero, because you've struck me out four times in a row.
- Are you a baseball card? Because I'd hold onto you forever, just like my signed Trev Alberts card.
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Your new Twitter bio
Omaha native | Baseball lifer & Greg Maddux enthusiast | 2x Fantasy Football Champ | Degenerate gambler with a slider that still works | Beer, chaos, and life lessons from Pops | DM for pitching tips or trash talk.– @MorButtermaker
Your signature cocktail
The Slider
The 'Slider' reflects Coach’s bold and brash personality. Whiskey represents his strong, unfiltered nature, as seen in 'Shrink the retards.' Ginger Beer adds a spicy kick, mirroring his provocative humor, like 'Wearing a jersey backwards is gay.' Lime Juice provides a refreshing twist, akin to his nostalgic and passionate side, as in 'Coach’s tips to throwing an effective slider.' The bitters tie it all together, reflecting the complexity of his chaotic yet endearing persona.
Your Hogwarts House
Gryffindor
Coach's boldness and confidence align with Gryffindor traits. His tweet 'Uncs are baffled how a white boy 3 peated the dunk contest on their month' shows his daring nature. Gryffindors are also known for their loyalty, and his passion for baseball, as seen in 'Gonna force Greg Maddux highlights down my son’s throat,' reflects a steadfast commitment to what he loves. While his humor and provocations might not fit the traditional Gryffindor mold, his audacity and leadership as 'Coach' make him a natural fit for the house.
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Your song
Centerfield - John Fogerty
This classic baseball anthem matches Coach's passion for the sport. His tweet 'Coach’s tips to throwing an effective slider' reflects the song's love for the game. The line 'Put me in, Coach' resonates with his identity as 'Coach' and his leadership on and off the field. The upbeat, nostalgic tone of the song aligns with his humorous and reflective personality, as seen in 'As Pops always says… Diversify your portfolio.'
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