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Your Simpsons character
They’re most like Lisa Simpson: opinionated, politically aware, emotionally intense, and openly struggling with anxiety and mental health. Their bio and tweets show a sharp, justice-focused worldview, like Lisa’s activism, from saying “vai tomar no cu israel e feliz 2026” to criticizing male violence in esports in “o cenário do lol só tem homem cabaço… torço muito pra que esse cara se foda e perca a carreira inteira”. Like Lisa, they mix vulnerability and self-awareness, joking about their mental health in posts like “pq se chama regulador d humor se nao regula porra nenhuma estou prestes a ter um colapso mental” and “deus me fez com problemas mentais pq ele sabe que se eu fosse normal eu seria o ser humano mais poderoso do mundo”. They’re also very affectionate and idealistic in love, mirroring Lisa’s deep emotional core, with tweets like “acho que os melhores momentos da minha vida é quando eu e o marcos estamos abraçados de carinho e amor” and “1 ano contigo meu amor eu te amo muito <3”. The combination of political stance, introspection, emotional volatility, and strong moral compass fits Lisa far better than more chaotic characters like Bart or more apathetic characters like Homer.

Your MBTI personality Type
They lean Extrovert (E): they constantly post about friends, boyfriend and social life, e.g. celebrating their relationship and affection in “1 ano contigo meu amor eu te amo muito <3”, missing friends in “gente eu estou com saudade dos meus amigos 500 quero beber kit c eles”, and talking about parties and drinking in “ano novo porraa”. They clearly favor Intuition (N) over concrete sensing, jumping to patterns, social critique and symbolism, like “quando eu sei que um desenho infantil eh fetichista mas nao tenho como provar” and the dramatic, big‑picture line “deus me fez com problemas mentais pq ele sabe que se eu fosse normal eu seria o ser humano mais poderoso do mundo”. Their values‑driven, emotionally charged tone points to Feeling (F): they react strongly to injustice and relationships, e.g. “meu deus eu odeio homemeu espero que todos sumam do mundo pqp” and “acho que os melhores momentos da minha vida é quando eu e o marcos estamos abraçados de carinho e amor”, prioritizing emotional responses over structured argument. Finally, they fit Perceiving (P) more than Judging: tweets show impulsivity and going with the flow—complaining about meds and mental collapse in “pq se chama regulador d humor se nao regula porra nenhuma estou prestes a ter um colapso mental”, chaotic gaming and lifestyle comments like “eu e o nitalu nao perdemos uma, nós perdemos TODAS!”, and joking about being overwhelmed and disorganized in “dia 4 convivendo com marcos, joaozinho e teixeira: incrivelmente esta tudo bem a casa foi organizada hoje”. Putting this together, their energetic social presence, abstract humor, intense values, and spontaneous vibe are most consistent with ENFP.

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Tattoo artist in Porto Alegre, loud LoL fan, living with my favorite person. Once had my cat pee on me mid‑medicine time and still call it a good day.– @morcespirose

Your signature cocktail
This cocktail starts with silver cachaça infused with burnt sugar cubes, a nod to their love of chaotic protest energy and fire in “sou a favor de protestos com fogo em carros e bolinhas de gude”, giving the drink a sweet-but-scorched backbone. Passionfruit brings bright, messy affection, mirroring the way they gush over their boyfriend in “1 ano contigo meu amor eu te amo muito <3” and “acho que os melhores momentos da minha vida é quando eu e o marcos estamos abraçados de carinho e amor”. Pink grapefruit tonic adds a bitter, sparkling edge for their misandry-core timeline in “quando dizem que misandria nao existe mas eu existo e estou cheia dela” and the all‑caps rage of “meu deus eu odeio homemeu espero que todos sumam do mundo pqp”. A dash of smoked chili bitters channels the volatile mental-health and mood-swing posts like “pq se chama regulador d humor se nao regula porra nenhuma estou prestes a ter um colapso mental”, making the drink hit harder than it looks. Finally, edible gold glitter and a tiny chocolate heart represent the self-aware, slightly unhinged self‑love of “deus me fez com problemas mentais pq ele sabe que se eu fosse normal eu seria o ser humano mais poderoso do mundo” and their soft side with friends in “meus amigos sao os melhores”. It’s strong, sparkly, a bit toxic, and unexpectedly tender—exactly like their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
They show a strong pattern of boldness, moral outrage, and willingness to confront things head‑on, which aligns most with Gryffindor. Politically and ethically, they’re outspoken and unafraid of conflict, openly supporting aggressive protest tactics in “sou a favor de protestos com fogo em carros e bolinhas de gude” and saying “vai tomar no cu israel e feliz 2026”, which reflects the Gryffindor tendency to loudly stand up for their beliefs. They’re also quick to call out misogyny and abuse in esports, e.g. “gente vcs teriam vergonha se o time d vcs tivesse jogador com acusação de agressão contra mulher nas costas? me: sim” and “o cenário do lol só tem homem cabaço… torço muito pra que esse cara se foda e perca a carreira inteira”, showing a confrontational sense of justice. Their impulsive, dramatic emotional style also fits Gryffindor more than the other houses, with tweets like “kkkkkkkkk estou maluca vou me matar” and “meu deus eu odeio homemeu espero que todos sumam do mundo pqp”. At the same time, there is strong loyalty and intense affection toward their partner and friends, as seen in “acho que os melhores momentos da minha vida é quando eu e o marcos estamos abraçados…” and “meus amigos sao os melhores”, which is compatible with Gryffindor’s protective, ride‑or‑die nature. Taken together—outspokenness, moral bravado, and intense loyalty—Gryffindor is a much better fit than the more patient Hufflepuff, cerebral Ravenclaw, or strategically ambitious Slytherin.

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The intense, dark confidence of you should see me in a crown fits their mix of chaos, attitude, and vulnerability. Their bio “serial killer de pombos ☥ 🇵🇸” and posts like “sou a favor de protestos com fogo em carros e bolinhas de gude” show a taste for dramatic, slightly unhinged imagery that matches the song’s villainous aesthetic. Tweets such as “quando dizem que misandria nao existe mas eu existo e estou cheia dela” and “meu deus eu odeio homemeu espero que todos sumam do mundo pqp” echo the track’s aggressive, I’m-the-problem energy. At the same time, they’re openly emotional and affectionate with their boyfriend, like “acho que os melhores momentos da minha vida é quando eu e o marcos estamos abraçados de carinho e amor”, which fits the way Billie’s music mixes softness with menace. Their gaming, mental health, and self-deprecating posts such as “deus me fez com problemas mentais pq ele sabe que se eu fosse normal eu seria o ser humano mais poderoso do mundo” reinforce that blend of fragility and power that the song embodies.

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