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Your Simpsons character
Moe Szyslak is the perpetually depressed bartender of the Simpsons who often voices hopelessness and suicidal thoughts, which mirrors @morguebrains’ frequent cries like "i should lowkey kill myself" and "i gotta blow my brains out dawg". The user’s mention of being forced to work a "bar tn" and dealing with "beer and other drinks" directly parallels Moe’s life behind the bar. Both express intense self‑hatred, as seen in the tweet "i hate myself truly, like on a very deep and spiritual level i hate everything i am" and Moe’s own self‑deprecating monologues about being a "freak" and a "loser". Their anxiety and sense of being an outsider, captured in "i fucking hate how paralyzing my anxiety is" and "certified fucking freak", further align the user’s emotional state with Moe’s chronic despair.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user’s communication is deeply introspective and self‑focused, as shown in tweets like "i hate myself truly, like on a very deep and spiritual level i hate everything i am" and "i keep replaying that moment over and over in my head and it makes me feel sick", indicating Introversion. Their remarks often dwell on abstract emotions and personal meanings rather than concrete facts, for example "my mind is a plague" and "i love u gays of columbia, sc", suggesting an Intuitive (N) preference. Decision‑making appears driven by personal values and feelings, evident in statements such as "PLEASE GOD EVERYBODY TRANSGENDER" and "god i fucking love my friends", which align with Feeling (F). Finally, the pattern of spontaneous, unstructured posting—e.g., "watch me End It All in .2 seconds" and "i’m free fr this time"—shows a Perceiving (P) lifestyle.

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Indie music junkie, ween + Mountain Goats fan, record‑store explorer, peanut‑butter connoisseur. 22, they/it. #MentalHealthAwareness– @morguebrains

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The inky black vodka mirrors the “the living dead” vibe from their bio and the recurring darkness in tweets like "i hate myself truly, like on a very deep and spiritual level i hate everything i am [picture]". A shot of coffee liqueur adds a bitter, sleepless edge that echoes the anxiety expressed in "i fucking hate how paralyzing my anxiety is [picture]". Ginger beer’s sharp fizz captures the jittery energy of moments such as "first doctor's appointment in like 2 years today..... kinda Scared [picture]". The star of the drink is a splash of peanut butter whiskey, a nod to the repeated confession "i have a boiled peanut addiction [picture]" and their love for quirky snack obsessions. Finally, a tiny rainbow flag garnish on a skewer honors their gender‑queer identity, echoing the plea "PLEASE GOD EVERYBODY TRANSGENDER [picture]".

Your Hogwarts House
The user consistently emphasizes love and loyalty toward friends and their girlfriend, which aligns with Hufflepuff's core values. They tweet "god i fucking love my friends [picture]" and "my beautiful girlfriend.....wow [picture]" showing deep affection. Their involvement in community groups, like "monster high community try not to be insanely insufferable every single day challenge failed holy shit [picture]" and "i love u gays of columbia, sc [picture]", reflects a desire to belong and support others. While they express anxiety and self‑criticism, there is little evidence of ambition, cunning, or a drive for knowledge, making Hufflepuff the best fit.

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The Radiohead track "Creep" captures Morguebrains' deep sense of alienation and self‑hatred, echoing tweets like "i hate myself truly, like on a very deep and spiritual level i hate everything i am" and "i prevent my own happiness". The lyric "I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, what the hell am I doing here?" mirrors their frequent expressions of feeling out of place, such as "i don't want to go to work" and "i should lowkey kill myself". Their repeated suicidal thoughts (e.g., "i gotta blow my brains out dawg") align with the song's bleak, introspective mood. Moreover, their love for alternative acts like Ween and the Mountain Goats fits the indie‑rock aesthetic of Radiohead, making "Creep" a resonant anthem for their emotional landscape.

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