Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally honest: Openly shares deep feelings like emptiness and lack of peace, e.g. “oi eu sinto um vazio enorme e ja faz meses que nn consigo sentir nd e eu acho que nunca vou sair disso” and “so quero encontrar minha paz”.
- Affectionate friend: Expresses love and appreciation for friends, like “eu amo que eu e a carol estamos combinado no twt e no discord amo mt minha amiguinha” and playful plans with friends in “hoje quero reerguer a união soviética junto com @Kaoryvamp”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own patterns and issues, e.g. “eu sou doente eu tenho ciúme com qualquer coisa eu odeio isso” and “tava me stalkeando e percebi que eu 99% dos meus tweets eu falo que quero me matar..”.
- Humorous: Uses humor and irony even when venting, like “o que você tem de depressão eu tenho de pau duro” and teasing herself with “eu devo ter dislexia”.
- Curious observer: Enjoys watching and analyzing others and situations, e.g. “eu amo stalkear a vida dos outros é engraçado” and noticing social behavior in “acho engraçado fake de insta me pedir pra me seguirkkk pessoal nem se esforça mais pra fingir”.
Weaknesses:
- Suicidal ideation: Repeatedly expresses wanting to die or kill herself, such as “nn consigo passar um dia sequer sem a vontade grande de estar morta” and “queria estar morta”.
- Body-image fragility: Self-worth heavily tied to appearance, shown in “se essa merda de cicatriz nao sair da minha cara eu vou me matar... a minha aparencia é a unica coisa que me mantem estavel” and distress about her face in “minha cara ta rasgada e falaram que to que nem o toji”.
- Emotional volatility: Frequent mood swings and intense reactions, e.g. “oscilação de humor te odeio”, “EU TO AGONIADA AAAAAAAA”, and “estou irritada profundamente por 0 motivos alguem me mata”.
- Relationship insecurity: Strong anxiety about abandonment and responses, like “ela nao me respondeu eu vou me matar nao sei pq espero mensagem ainda dessa quenqua” and “nenhum cara se compara com o ghost que minha amiga da em mim”.
- Self-criticism: Frequently devalues herself, e.g. “eu sou uma casca vazia”, “eu sou uma pessoa egoista”, and “tudo que eu faço eu acho cringe alguem me mata por favor”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
The user most closely matches Lisa Simpson, especially a darker, more depressive version of her. Like Lisa, they are introspective and self-aware, often overthinking their own mind and emotions, such as when they say “oi eu sinto um vazio enorme e ja faz meses que nn consigo sentir nd e eu acho que nunca vou sair disso” and “tava me stalkeando e percebi que eu 99% dos meus tweets eu falo que quero me matar..”. There’s a strong sense of feeling misunderstood and emotionally isolated, echoed in “a real e que ninguém me conhece de vdd a maior parte do tempo eu finjo ser alguém que não sou eu sou uma casca vazia”, which fits Lisa’s frequent feeling that no one truly gets her. At the same time, they show sensitivity, attachment, and intensity in relationships—complaining about being ghosted or ignored in tweets like “nenhum cara se compara com o ghost que minha amiga da em mim” and “eu odeio essa mania minha de me afastar das pessoas não é de propósito mas eu sou tao acostumada com ausência que nn sei mais como ser presente em nd”—which parallels Lisa’s deep need for connection. Finally, the mix of smart, sardonic humor and existential despair in lines like “eu me pergunto como eu seria se eu fosse saudável e estável” and “como se encontra paz em algo que so conhece o caos” matches Lisa’s tendency to question herself and the world around her in a very intense, reflective way.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean strongly Introvert over Extrovert: they often feel like no one truly knows them and describe themselves as a “empty shell,” e.g. “a real e que ninguém me conhece de vdd a maior parte do tempo eu finjo ser alguém que não sou eu sou uma casca vazia”, and they talk about wanting to disappear and delete everything, like “eu estou com uma vontade IMENSA de sumir apagar tudo deletar tudo e nunca mais saberem nd sobre mim”, which shows withdrawal rather than seeking social spotlight. Their focus is more Intuitive than Sensing: they often speak in abstract, existential or metaphorical terms, for example “como se encontra paz em algo que so conhece o caos” and “oi eu sinto um vazio enorme e ja faz meses que nn consigo sentir nd”, instead of detailing concrete facts or practical tasks. They are clearly Feeling-oriented: emotions and relationships dominate their timeline, such as intense reactions to being ignored (“nenhum cara se compara com o ghost que minha amiga da em mim a ultima mensagem que mandei ela só visualizou”) and self-worth tied to appearance and acceptance, e.g. “se essa merda de cicatriz nao sair da minha cara eu vou me matar… a minha aparencia é a unica coisa que me mantem estavel”. Finally, they seem more Perceiving than Judging: their life appears unstructured and reactive, with mood swings and staying up for days (“vai fazer 2 dias que to virada o porra”) and spontaneous emotional outbursts like “belo dia pra fazer merda” rather than careful planning or rigid organization. All together, this pattern of introspection, emotional depth, existential language, and spontaneity aligns best with INFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you’re ‘a casca vazia’ and that nobody really knows you… lucky for me I’m obsessed with stalking timelines, so how about we start with a call where, instead of you getting ‘esporro’, I just listen and learn the real you?
- You complain Spotify only throws you trash, but honestly if I could hit ‘Discover Weekly’ on people and find someone que odeia anúncios, fuma Marlboro e tem figurinha da Draculaura no notebook, I’d still end up pressing ‘repeat’ on you.
- You joked that what people have in depression you have in ‘pau duro’—so statistically that means we’re both kinda fucked up, but at least my issue is being way too hard on you in the DMs instead of in the timeline.
- Since they said your scar made you look like Toji, we basically have the perfect duo: you as the hot, battle-scarred menace and me as the idiot civilian who ‘coincidentally’ keeps running into you on X and begging for another interaction.
- You keep saying you want to disappear, delete everything, reerguer a União Soviética with @Kaoryvamp and become a little bunny that just eats grapes… I can’t promise a revolution, but I can offer this: we get coxinha de bar, listen to Joji, stalk people together and you let me be the safe place where you don’t feel like you need to vanish.
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Runs on coffee, Spotify rage, and overthinking at 5am. Once thanked 500 followers and still forgot to follow a friend for 2 years.– @moriishy
Your signature cocktail
Empty Shell Stardust Sour
This cocktail is strong but deceptively pretty, just like someone who says “a real e que ninguém me conhece de vdd a maior parte do tempo eu finjo ser alguém que não sou eu sou uma casca vazia”. The vodka infused with black tea and citrus peel is the wired, sleepless base, echoing their nights of “vai fazer 2 dias que to virada o porra”. Sour cherry liqueur brings a sweet–sad mood swing, alluding to posts like “oscilação de humor te odeio” and “nn consigo passar um dia sequer sem a vontade grande de estar morta”. The inky activated charcoal syrup with vanilla hides the drink in dramatic darkness while still being soft inside, reflecting “como se encontra paz em algo que so conhece o caos”. Fizzy pink grapefruit soda adds a bitter-sparkly edge for their snarky, chaotic humor in tweets like “gente mas que cara estranho” and “eu amo stalkear a vida dos outros é engraçado”. The sugar glass ‘scar’ on the rim nods to their appearance angst in “se essa merda de cicatriz nao sair da minha cara eu vou me matar…” and being teased as “to que nem o toji”, turning that pain into something sharp, shiny, and weirdly beautiful.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Their timeline shows intense self‑preservation, emotional extremity, and a sharp, sometimes cruel edge that aligns most with Slytherin. They openly describe themselves as egoistic in “eu sou uma pessoa egoista”, and their jealousy is so strong it becomes almost pathological, as in “eu sou doente eu tenho ciúme com qualquer coisa eu odeio isso e não é ciume normal, eu fico doente com essa merda”. Their anger and desire for retribution toward someone who hurt them is extremely Slytherin-coded: “eu nunca desejei tanto que alguem morra em desgraça que nem você.” and “eu ainda vou sair desse inferno e quando eu sair eu juro por deus que eu não quero te encontrar nem no seu funeral” show a vindictive streak and focus on surviving and escaping a bad environment. Even their humor leans dark and cutting, like “o que você tem de depressão eu tenho de pau duro”, suggesting a willingness to shock and push boundaries. While there are hints of loyalty to close friends in tweets like “eu amo que eu e a carol estamos combinado no twt e no discord amo mt minha amiguinha”, the dominant traits are intense self-focus, jealousy, and a survival-driven hardness, which best fit Slytherin.
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Your song
bury a friend - Billie Eilish
A song that fits them well is bury a friend by Billie Eilish, which revolves around intrusive thoughts, self-destructive impulses, and feeling like a stranger to oneself. They repeatedly express wanting to disappear or die, like in “nn consigo passar um dia sequer sem a vontade grande de estar morta” and “queria estar morta”, echoing the song’s dark fixation on death and self-sabotage. The feeling of being hollow and unknown, seen in “a real e que ninguém me conhece de vdd... eu sou uma casca vazia”, mirrors the song’s themes of internal monsters and identity disconnection. Their tweets about dissociation and emptiness, such as “oi eu sinto um vazio enorme e ja faz meses que nn consigo sentir nd”, track closely with the eerie, numb emotional landscape of the track. Even their mix of irony and darkness, like “tava me stalkeando e percebi que eu 99% dos meus tweets eu falo que quero me matar..”, matches Billie’s tendency to blend morbid humor with genuine despair in the song.
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