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@MoronMining embodies the sophisticated, yet deeply cynical and reactionary spirit of Sideshow Bob. Much like the character’s disdain for modern culture, this user spends their time “Mining the deepest veins of Internet absurdity” and mocking what they perceive as the low-IQ antics of their political opponents. They frequently use high-brow condescension to dismiss liberal memes, such as claiming “Liberal women can't meme” or criticizing those who “misgender God”. Just as Bob views himself as a refined arbiter of truth in a world of idiots, this account scoffs at the “mentally ill degenerates” and “Reddit femcels” they believe are ruining society.

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MoronMining exhibits Extroversion (E) through an energetic, outward-facing engagement with internet culture, constantly seeking 'submissions' and reacting to external content rather than internal reflection. Their Intuition (N) is evident in their focus on identifying ideological patterns and 'dog whistles,' as seen when they critique how “'Make America Great Again' is actually just a fascist dog whistle”. The Thinking (T) trait is dominant in their blunt, often abrasive style that prioritizes 'rational' interrogation over emotional sensitivity, exemplified by their praise for “true and correct statements” over subjective narratives. Finally, they show a Perceiving (P) preference by thriving on spontaneity and the 'mining' of chaotic internet absurdity, often using sarcasm to mock those who demand rigid adherence to a “script”.

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Curating the digital frontier’s most curious contradictions. Once saw a 'punk' cite a corporate HR manual to win an argument. Documenting the modern zeitgeist.– @MoronMining

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This cocktail is a sharp, high-proof jab at the 'Internet absurdity' documented by @MoronMining. The base is a strong, traditional spirit for someone who believes “Some of the most 'well' people I know are very disengaged from politics and only tune in every two years to vote according to a set of core principles”, while the bitter notes represent his daily routine of “waking up to a good cup of coffee and some fresh EuroCope”. The salty brine mimics the flavor of online meltdowns, specifically targeting those who “completely crash out” at the slightest deviation from their script. Finally, it's served over a rock-solid ice sphere because he finds it “hilarious to watch leftists try to looksmax” their arguments against reality.

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Moron Mining exemplifies Slytherin traits through a sharp, resourceful wit used to maintain clear in-group boundaries and social hierarchy. They display the house’s characteristic disdain for what they perceive as weakness or "LARPing," as seen when mocking “women LARPing the patriarchy” or dismissing those who “completely crash out” over minor deviations. Their focus on “rational questions” serves a cunning rhetorical purpose: to expose the perceived absurdity of their opponents rather than to seek bridge-building dialogue. Ultimately, their ambition to “mine the deepest veins of Internet absurdity” reflects a calculated, self-assured approach to digital combat that prioritizes ideological dominance over Hufflepuff fairness or Ravenclaw's abstract pursuit of truth.

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This song perfectly captures Moron Mining’s persona as an observer of digital chaos, matching their bio's claim of “Mining the deepest veins of Internet absurdity ⛏️”. The lyrics mirror the account's focus on the bizarre and performative nature of online subcultures, such as when they mock “Reddit 'punks' are just hipsters who listen to Green Day”. Just as the song catalogs a descent into digital madness, this user highlights what they view as social insanity, noting “We live in a bored society full of the most useless people who say the dumbest things”. Ultimately, both the song and the account serve as a cynical tour guide through a world where “Every joke is just gooner brain” and ideology feels like a “fabricate[d] scenario”.

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