Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Passionate reader: Frequently talks about books, ARCs, reviews, top reads and favorite authors, e.g. enthusiasm for Lauren Roberts and sharing a late yearly favorites list: “meu top livros do ano (atrasado): Impius Deep end A crisálida dourada Powerless Reckless Fearless”.
- Hardworking student: Juggles multiple exams, coding, and demanding courses, e.g. stress over four tests in a row and constant studying: “Pensei que eram duas mas vão ser QUATRO PROVAS, UMA ATRÁS DA OUTRA, as 9 da manhã mdssssss!!!!!”.
- Emotionally expressive: Openly shares fear, joy, anxiety, and affection, like being shaken but proud starting classes and crying over stories: “Tô me tremendo que nem um pinscher mas consegui achar a minha sala (vista que só eu tenho” and “Quase chorando lendo isso😭😭”.
- Culturally curious: Engages with Mandarin, K‑dramas, C‑dramas, K‑pop, Indian music, and different spiritual paths, e.g. starting a Mandarin course and loving the mix: “Minha cabeça tá embaralhando depois de só escutar inglês e mandarim por 4 horas, mas aaaaaa amei o curso”.
- Supportive friend: Celebrates and encourages others, e.g. affection toward friends and admiration for creators: “Te amo Juuuu ❤️❤️❤️” and “Eu quero ser que nem a Lauren Roberts quando eu crescer”.
Weaknesses:
- Overcommitted schedule: Frequently takes on too many responsibilities and events, e.g. doubling up on lectures and complaining about having no time: “Assistindo a duas palestras ao mesmo tempo🥰🥲☝️☠️” and “Não vou ter tempo nem pra peidar essa semana #acabapeloamordedeus”.
- Academic burnout: Often expresses exhaustion and desire to quit or change paths, e.g. considering dropping out: “Pensando seriamente em trancar essa faculdade, não aguento mais!!!!!!” and doubting her chosen area: “Mds pq eu escolhi uma área tão difícil???????????”.
- Decision anxiety: Feels strong stress with big choices like course changes or career direction: “Mds como se decide uma coisa que pode mudar totalmente a tua vida assim!!! E tipo, é 'só' uma troca de curso, mas muda TUDO. Odeio tomar decisões importantes” and “Que essa vontade de fazer engenharia saia do meu corpo, amém 🙌”.
- Time management struggle: Has trouble balancing studies, reviews, and leisure; often leaves tasks to the last minute, e.g. choosing between studying and finishing a review due the next day: “Eu tendo que escolher entre estudar pra prova de amanhã ou terminar o livro que tenho que publicar a resenha amanhã🥲”.
- Harsh self‑talk: Uses very strong language about herself and her situation, which can increase stress, e.g. calling her choices ‘merda’ and being very negative when overwhelmed: “Vou passar o feriadão codando enquanto podia tá aproveitando a praia🥲” and “Onde q eu tava com a cabeça quando decidi me inscrever pra esse negócio mds”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They most closely match Lisa Simpson: smart, overloaded with studies, and deeply passionate about books and learning. Like Lisa, they constantly juggle academic stress with personal interests, complaining about exams and classes while still pushing themselves, as in “Pensei que eram duas mas vão ser QUATRO PROVAS, UMA ATRÁS DA OUTRA, as 9 da manhã mdssssss!!!!!” and “Eu tenho tanta coisa pra estudar que já tô com dor de cabeça antes de começar”. Their intense love of reading and reviewing books, shown in “meu top livros do ano (atrasado)” and “Vou começar a postar de novo no meu bookgram🙌”, mirrors Lisa’s bookish, overachieving side. The user also has a strong moral and political compass, leaving a family chat over politics in “Vi que um ser no grupo da família era bolsonarista e a primeira coisa q fiz foi sair desse troço”, much like Lisa’s principled stands. Finally, their mix of anxiety, determination, and niche passions—Mandarin courses, programming, k‑culture, and spirituality—feels exactly like Lisa channeling her curiosity into a dozen intense interests at once.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted (E): they frequently talk about social life, classes and events, and seem energized by people, e.g. being thrilled about partnerships and public-facing reading life: “Uma autora me procurou para fazermos uma parceria para eu divulgar os livros dela😭 Já tô me sentindo uma influencer!!!” and joking about their boyfriend publicly: “Meu namorado tá namorando 🙄 @byjuanr”. They show strong iNtuitive (N) tendencies through obsession with fantasy, symbolism and ‘bigger picture’ narratives over concrete details: they love dark fantasy/romance like Darklina and Lauren Roberts, and talk about emotional impact and themes more than practicalities, e.g. “Everyone is asking who hurt Lauren so much because she broke everyone's hearts with this book, ME INCLUDED” and debating which side ‘deserves’ to win in Love in Pavilion: “Primeira vez que tô torcendo pra qualquer um vencer pq os dois lados estão ''certos'' das suas próprias maneiras”. They are clearly Feeling (F): decisions and reactions are framed around emotions and values, not detached logic, for example prioritizing a beloved book over responsibilities: “Tenho um milhão de coisas pra fazer mas o livro do ano acabou de lançar, então naturalmente vou ignorar tudo e ir ler o maioral”, and reacting intensely to characters and authors: “Quase chorando lendo isso😭😭”. Finally, they read as more Perceiving (P) than Judging: they often feel overwhelmed by structure and deadlines, procrastinate, and change direction impulsively, e.g. “Eu tenho tanta coisa pra estudar que já tô com dor de cabeça antes de começar”, joking about signing up for too many ARCs without time to read them: “preciso parar urgentemente de me inscrever para uns ARC aleatórios😭, não tenho tempo nem de ler os livros já lançados”, and wavering between courses and careers: “Mds como se decide uma coisa que pode mudar totalmente a tua vida assim!!! E tipo, é 'só' uma troca de curso, mas muda TUDO.”. Collectively, the emotional expressiveness, people-focus, love of ideals and stories, and flexible/overcommitted lifestyle fit ENFP best.
Some pickup lines for you
- So… if you can survive four exams at 9 a.m., programming books instead of romance, and a 4,304-page Chinese novel, do you think you could also survive going on a date with someone who lets you rant about Darklina and Lauren Roberts in peace?
- You said you’d ignore ‘a million things to do’ to read the book of the year the second it launched—if I showed up at your door with free books from your ARC pile and a Skoob update already filled in, would that bump me up your TBR… or your dating list?
- You, trembling like a pinscher to find your classroom and still nailing Mandarin and coding, plus me, bringing coffee between your two buses to POA and your four back-to-back exams—that’s what I call a slow-burn academic romance arc.
- You joked that your boyfriend is ‘dating’ and tagged @byjuanr—since you’re clearly the MC of a chaotic dark romance life, how about we add one more trope: fake dating, but plot twist, we both actually catch feelings somewhere between Le Sserafim comebacks and K‑drama marathons?
- You: crying over ‘Fearless,’ ‘Powerless,’ and that Lauren Roberts heartbreak, installing random apps for cute things, and celebrating getting the rocket right in code. Me: ready to be the comforting playlist, debugging partner, and co-obsessor yelling with you when ‘Speed and Love’ finally releases. Deal?
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CS student surviving on dark romance, K‑stuff & mandarin classes. Once forgot headphones on a 2‑bus trip to POA and saw my life flash before my eyes.– @morozovalover
Your signature cocktail
Like Calls to Lime: Darklina Highball
This cocktail starts with gin as a strong base to match their chaotic student life and constant academic struggle, like when they're “coding instead of enjoying the beach” in “Vou passar o feriadão codando enquanto podia tá aproveitando a praia🥲” and panicking over “QUATRO PROVAS” in “Pensei que eram duas mas vão ser QUATRO PROVAS, UMA ATRÁS DA OUTRA”. Calamansi or lime juice brings a sharp, bright acidity, reflecting their quick wit and dramatic reactions in tweets like “Tô tomando gim com o cu na mão” and the chaos of “programação orientada a objetos você está jurado aqui em gravataí📍”. Hibiscus syrup adds a deep red, floral sweetness for their Darklina obsession and dramatic literary heartbreaks, echoing “Não sei se eu terminei ele ou ele me terminou (tô arrasada” and their devotion in “Everyone is asking who hurt Lauren so much because she broke everyone's hearts with this book, ME INCLUDED”. Sparkling white grape juice or cider gives it a fizzy, celebratory bookish-pop sparkle, fitting their K‑pop/dorama stan life and influencer dreams like “Uma autora me procurou para fazermos uma parceria... Já tô me sentindo uma influencer!!!” and the pure joy of “Omgg meu presente da autora chegou!!! Adoro ganhar livro de graça 💖💖”. Finally, an edible gold dust rim nods to the mystical, witchy and umbanda/espiritual vibe that runs through their timeline, from “Eu e a Mulambo assim na gira💃💃” to “Já veio todo mundo me dar aviso em sonho, só tá faltando a cigana da minha mãe pra completar”, and of course the bio line “Like calls to like✨🌒” that gives this drink its name.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
Their timeline screams intellectual curiosity and love of learning more than anything else. They constantly throw themselves into studying and courses even while complaining about the workload, like when they say they’re "assistindo a duas palestras ao mesmo tempo" in “Assistindo a duas palestras ao mesmo tempo🥰🥲☝️☠️” and when "minha cabeça tá embaralhando depois de só escutar inglês e mandarim por 4 horas" but they still "amei o curso" in “Minha cabeça tá embaralhando depois de só escutar inglês e mandarim por 4 horas, mas aaaaaa amei o curso”. They deliberately choose difficult paths out of interest—programming, engineering temptations, and extra courses—while joking "Mds pq eu escolhi uma área tão difícil???????????" in “Mds pq eu escolhi uma área tão difícil???????????”, which shows a Ravenclaw-ish attraction to intellectual challenge. Their obsession with books and long fics/novels, like considering a "novel chinesa q só tem míseras 4304 páginas" in “Pensando seriamente se eu encaro essa novel chinesa q só tem míseras 4304 páginas????????” and carefully ranking favorite reads in “meu top livros do ano (atrasado)”, highlights a deep love of reading and analysis. Even when overwhelmed—"Eu tenho tanta coisa pra estudar que já tô com dor de cabeça antes de começar" in “Eu tenho tanta coisa pra estudar que já tô com dor de cabeça antes de começar”—they keep pushing academically and intellectually. While there are shades of Hufflepuff loyalty and some Slytherin ambition, the dominant pattern is curiosity, study-focused discipline, and delight in learning for its own sake, making Ravenclaw the best fit.
Your movie
Your song
Kill This Love - BLACKPINK
A song that best suits @morozovalover is “Kill This Love” by BLACKPINK, because it matches her dramatic, passionate, and slightly chaotic fangirl energy. She’s clearly a K‑pop stan and especially into Jennie, as seen in “Eu quando nem sou viciada na Jennie #SpotifyWrapped”, which connects directly to BLACKPINK’s bold and intense sound. Her love for morally gray ships and angst, like Darklina in her bio and the devastation over books such as “Não sei se eu terminei ele ou ele me terminou (tô arrasada”, fits the song’s theme of destructive love you can’t quite let go of. The confident, marching, almost battle-ready vibe of Kill This Love also mirrors how she faces her exhausting routine of coding, exams, and commuting, as in “Vou passar o feriadão codando enquanto podia tá aproveitando a praia” and “Pensei que eram duas mas vão ser QUATRO PROVAS, UMA ATRÁS DA OUTRA”. Overall, the song’s mix of power, emotional drama, and K‑pop flair fits both her interests and the way she narrates her life online.
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