Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Empathetic: Defends others’ feelings and condemns cruelty, e.g. calling out fatshaming and meanspo in “tudo bem vc se sentir mal gordo… eu realmente odeio meanspo gratuito”.
- Supportive: Encourages and validates people with ED and obesity struggles in “amgs transtornadas e que estão na luta contra a obesidade: vcs não são menos transtornadas…” and offers help with supplementation in “posso ajudar com suplementação, trabalho nessa área”.
- Honest: Values transparency in relationships, saying she hates mysteries in “porque eu não gosto de mistérios. me deixa ansiosa e mal” and prefers friends to admit feelings in “acho q prefiro que seja sincero smp”.
- Self-aware: Recognizes her own diagnoses and patterns, e.g. “nem um pouco cara e talvez meus diagnósticos expliquem mto” and noticing when ED and depression affect work in “talvez seja pq o t.a. deu as caras, a depressão me atingiu…”.
- Affectionate: Expresses deep love and gratitude for her boyfriend, e.g. “meu namorado me conheceu em todas a fases e me amou em todas elas” and “meu coração já tem dono… ele tem bíceps imensos, um coração de outro mundo”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Openly talks about suicidal ideation and planning, as in “a ideia de escrever uma carta de suicídio não sai da minha cabeça… só quero ir em paz dessa vez” and “não me matei (importante)”.
- Body-obsessed: Highly fixated on weight and calories, e.g. “será que eu consigo eliminar 8kg até o final de fevereiro?”, detailed calorie logs, and distress when weight increases in “acordei mais pesada… já me deu uma bad”.
- Work-overloaded: Feels overwhelmed and near collapse at work, as in “acho q preciso ser menos importante no trabalho pois sinto que a qualquer momento irei colapsar” and “bicho do céu eu to tentando entender como vou dar conta de tudo”.
- Emotional-instability: Describes intense mood swings and crises, e.g. “felicidade de puta dura pouco acho q acabei de ter a pior dr do mundo junto com uma das piores crises de instabilidade” and needing to go off because she’s in “uma das piores crises” in this tweet.
- Avoidant-communication: Avoids sharing serious suicidal thoughts with professionals, stating “de maneira alguma quero comunicar minha psicóloga/psiquiatra/rede de apoio”, and hides ED relapse from her boyfriend in “fiquei com medo dele descobrir q me afundei no t.a de novo”.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most closely with Lisa Simpson: thoughtful, outspoken about ethics, and struggling with their own mental health while trying to be kind to others. Like Lisa calling out unfairness, they criticize cruelty and fatphobia, saying that feeling bad about your own body never justifies mocking others and that “eu realmente odeio meanspo gratuito. isso não é motivação, é maldade.”. They show strong principles in relationships, defending respect and self-worth when they tell someone that a boyfriend comparing them to Instagram crushes is an “desrespeito absurdo”. At the same time, like Lisa’s ongoing internal battles, they are candid about depression and suicidality, noting that recently they’ve been constantly thinking about writing a suicide letter and “só quero ir em paz dessa vez.”. They’re also introspective and achievement-focused—tracking medications and small wins such as “não me matei (importante)”—which mirrors Lisa’s tendency to quantify progress while wrestling with intense pressure and anxiety.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFJ
They lean slightly Extrovert: they openly seek interaction and advice (e.g. asking for podcast recs and engaging with Tellonym) and reference a fairly active social circle and relationship, such as “gente eu amo podcast criminal mas queria recomendações de novos q não sejam a qu1nta mist3riosa deixem recomendações pf?” and “meu namorado me conheceu em todas a fases e me amou em todas elas”. They appear Intuitive rather than purely Sensing: even when they mention specific calories or workouts, they quickly move to meanings and big-picture reflections, like “você foca tanto no resultado que acaba se esquecendo de onde você começou.” and broader takes on charlatans and diet culture in “gente vamo falar sério sobre charlatões do instagram que pioram nossas condições psicológicas?”. Their reasoning is clearly Feeling‑oriented: they judge situations by respect, kindness, and emotional impact, as in “nada te dá o direito de caçoar da aparência alheia… eu realmente odeio meanspo gratuito. isso não é motivação, é maldade.” and “se você tem ao seu lado uma pessoa que reforça comportamentos destrutivos… essa pessoa definitivamente não te ama.”. They show a Judging preference in their structured tracking and planning: they meticulously count calories and outline goals (“planejei 800 pra hoje e vou focar bastante em proteína + fibras no jantar”), set explicit weight targets (“será que eu consigo eliminar 8kg até o final de fevereiro?”), and push themselves to stick to exercise schedules (“to falhando tds os dias com exercícios sexta feira isso irá mudar e voltarei a ser rata”). Putting this together—socially engaged but emotionally exhausted, value‑driven, focused on supporting and advising others while planning and structuring their own life—fits best with ENFJ.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, you’ve got four weed-daughters and a low-cal diary… should I apply to be the fifth plant or the new chapter? I promise I’m rich in fiber and emotional support.
- You said your boyfriend saw the BMTH cinema video before you — tragic — but if we ever watch Bring Me The Horizon together, I swear I’ll pause at every song so you can scream the lyrics first.
- You listed ‘not killing yourself’ and ‘taking all your meds’ as wins of the week; if you ever need another box to tick, we could add ‘went on a surprisingly nice date with someone who actually listens.’
- You’re out here surviving lithium, orlistat, crossfit WODs and 20-minute jump-rope sessions… at this point I’m convinced the only thing heavier than your lifts is the crush I’m developing on you.
- You said you love honesty in friendships and that your heart already belongs to a guy with huge biceps and a huge heart — fair. But hypothetically, in a multiverse where you were single, do you think someone who sends you true crime podcast recs and tracks macros with you would stand a chance?
Your 5 Emojis
Your new Twitter bio
25 • she/her • marketing by day, low-cal diary by night • ex-bulimic in treatment, not your meanspo plug • once cried over a 242g chicken thigh– @morrigandiets
Your signature cocktail
Black Weed Siren (BMTH Bitter)
The activated charcoal-infused gin mirrors her love for dark aesthetics and black clothes, echoing her bio about “black things and low cal diary” and tweets like “5 coisas que eu gosto… 5 roupas pretas”. A sharp espresso shot channels her insomnia, overwork, and adult exhaustion from posts such as “to tão cansadinha a vida adulta humilha dms” and “meu sono tá péssimo ultimamente”. The low-calorie vanilla syrup nods to her ED history and constant calorie math, softening the drink the way her compassion softens her self-criticism, as seen when she says “amgs transtornadas… vcs não são menos transtornadas”. Cold brew green tea adds a calmer, steady energy that reflects her small victories and careful med management like “pequenas vitórias da última semana não me matei (importante) tomei todas as medicações corretamente”. Finally, the lime peel and smoked sea salt rim capture her sharp tongue and bitter humor toward gordofobia and cruelty, as in “eu realmente odeio meanspo gratuito. isso não é motivação, é maldade.” and her rants against charlatans like “queria banir uma aí da internet EU NÃO AGUENTO MAIS ELA FALAR QUE PÃO E LEITE INFLAMAM”, leaving a tangy, defiant aftertaste.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
She consistently centers loyalty, care, and fairness in how she relates to others, which is deeply Hufflepuff-coded. She defends people who struggle with weight and chronic illness with a strong sense of justice and kindness, saying that friends "que estão na luta contra a obesidade" are not "menos transtornadas" and that "cada um tem a sua trajetória" (“amgs transtornadas e que estão na luta contra a obesidade: vcs não são menos transtornadas…”), and she condemns mocking others’ bodies as "maldade" rather than motivation (“mas nada te dá o direito de caçoar da aparência alheia… isso não é motivação, é maldade.”). Her loyalty in relationships stands out: she talks about giving second chances due to emotional attachment (“O que te faz dar segundas chances? 💬 apego emocional…”) and is very firm in her commitment to her boyfriend, repeatedly affirming that her heart "já tem dono" and that he has "um coração de outro mundo" (“o que posso fazer para ganhar o teu coração 💬 nada, meu coração já tem dono…”, “tá namorando agora? 💬 sim sim, namoro há 2 anos e 7 meses”). She also values honesty and emotional responsibility in friendships, emphasizing that she prizes honesty because "não gosto de mistérios" and that she’s quick to apologize when she thinks she’s hurt someone (“o que te faz valorizar tanto a honestidade numa amizade? 💬 porque eu não gosto de mistérios…”, “sempre que acho que fiz mal ou falei algo errado, eu peço desculpas…”). On top of that, she quietly celebrates "pequenas vitórias" like taking meds correctly, going to the endocrinologist, and washing her hair (“pequenas vitórias da última semana não me matei… tomei todas as medicações corretamente…”), showing a grounded, hardworking resilience rather than flashy ambition or dramatic heroism. Altogether, her fairness, loyalty, and steady effort in the face of mental health and ED struggles align most strongly with Hufflepuff.
Your movie
Your song
Can You Feel My Heart - Bring Me The Horizon
A song that fits them well is Can You Feel My Heart by Bring Me The Horizon, especially since they explicitly mention how much the band means to them, saying they were anxious to buy tickets for the show “to buy my ticket to see the show OF MY LIFE again in theaters, thank you bring me the horizon for existing”. The track’s themes of depression, emotional numbness, and desperate self‑awareness mirror their struggles with mental health and suicidality, reflected in posts like “I’m in one of the worst crises I’ve ever had, thinking constantly about dying and I need to stay away for a bit” and “the idea of writing a suicide letter doesn’t leave my head”. The conflict between wanting to change and feeling trapped aligns with their journey through ED recovery and relapse, like “one of the main reasons I relapsed was having the most fatphobic medical appointment in the world” and “I know it’s not fat but seeing the number go up already made me feel bad”. At the same time, the song’s underlying plea for connection matches how they value love and support: “my boyfriend met me in every phase and loved me in all of them” and “small victories of the last week: didn’t kill myself (important)… took all my meds correctly… talked to my psychologist”. All of this makes that BMTH song a strong reflection of both their pain and their ongoing effort to survive.
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