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Your Simpsons character
They most closely resemble Lisa Simpson: anxious, intensely online/academic about their interests, very self-analytical, and politically aware. Like Lisa getting hyperfixated on causes or fandoms, they dive deep into niche communities and media, calling themself a "MORSE CODE FANATIC" and obsessing over follower counts and subtwt culture: “I AM A MORSE CODE FANATIC I AM 14 I CVT MYSELF AND POST IT ONLINE IM IN MELBOURNE AUSTRALIA!!!” and “In rapidly getting followers Im sorry im not niche anymore.. sighs”. They also show a strong moral and political streak like Lisa, criticizing harmful behavior in their communities: “the shedtwt doccumetary made me realise having an account where you post your eating disorder or self harm is lowkey like against average morals” and “can we not make fat ai photos of people with eating disorders to trigger them”. Their intrusive guilt about being racist, sexist, or phobic mirrors Lisa’s overactive conscience and anxiety about being ethical: “IM NOT A PEDOPHILE IM NOT RACIST IM NOT SEXIST IM NOT TRANSPHOBIC IM NOT HOMOPHOBIC...” and “I HATE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS I HATE INTRUSIVE THOUGHTS...”. Finally, like Lisa dealing with family and school while feeling misunderstood, they navigate being trans and lying about being cis in unsafe environments: “i lie that im cisgender in spaces that are mostly full of other cis straight people” and “I wish I didnt care about passing I'd be happier if I didn't care to pass as cis”.

Your MBTI personality Type
They show clear Extraverted (E) traits: they constantly seek interaction and new mutuals, track their follower counts, and openly post about personal topics to a large audience, e.g. “#promotwt ifb guys #shtwt” and “12 MORE FOLLOWERS UNTIL IM GOING IN THE BIG NUMBERS!”. Their interests and language are heavily Intuitive (N) rather than concrete: they focus on fandoms, communities, and concepts (sheds, proship/antis discourse, intrusive thoughts, gender) more than sensory detail, such as “the shedtwt doccumetary made me realise having an account where you post your eating disorder or self harm is lowkey like against average morals” and the playful abstract country bit in “my ideal country: morsemania … population:morse code”. They lean Feeling (F): their judgments are value- and emotion-based, worrying about harm and morality in communities, as in “the community ISN'T good. most people here have a competittive stance with self harm even if they don't admit it… will do more harm” and strong emotional reassurance/identity spirals like “IM NOT A PEDOPHILE IM NOT RACIST IM NOT SEXIST IM NOT TRANSPHOBIC…”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving (P): impulsive, reactive, and unstructured—joking about spontaneous cutting urges (“Urge to do beans is high rn”), rapidly shifting topics, and making plans on the fly like “Ima do it now, whos cutie mark should i do?” rather than carefully scheduling. The combination of outward emotional expression, focus on ideas and community dynamics, moral-value language, and spontaneous behavior best fits ENFP overall.

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Melbourne teen, he/him. Morse code nerd, photography enjoyer, Minecraft SMP fan. Once tracked follower stats like it was a full‑time job.– @morsemania

Your signature cocktail
The Mango energy drink reduction nods to their controversial taste takes and high-energy timeline, especially “Monster is disgusting and all of them taste the same besides mango”. Smoky lapsang souchong tea captures the darker, introspective side and their habits, echoing “All i do in this world is binge smoke and cut apparently”. The sharp lime juice with a chili-salt rim reflects their biting humor and willingness to critique their own spaces, like “The shedtwt video was half right, the community ISN'T good.”. Blackberry syrup swirled in a dashed ‘code’ pattern on the glass represents their identity obsession and love for morse code and niche fandoms, tying into “I AM A MORSE CODE FANATIC I AM 14 I CVT MYSELF AND POST IT ONLINE” and the running Unstable SMP fixation in tweets such as “Unstable smp isnt niche btw”. Mixed together, it’s experimental, sweet-but-bitter, intense yet non-alcoholic—just like a hyper-online teen who jokes, spirals, and still finds room to gush, as in “Im actually blushing and giggling at the thought of my girlfriend”.

Your Hogwarts House
Their strongest through‑line is a mix of ambition, image‑consciousness, and self‑preservation that fits Slytherin best. They obsessively track and push follower stats, with posts like “CURRENT STATS: 774 FOLLOWING 498 FOLLOWERS PLS I JUST NNED TO MAKE SURE I KNOW WHEN I GERT UNOOMFED” and “790 following 505 followers.. making sure people dont unoomf me and keep me as a follower”, showing a strategic, numbers‑driven focus on social reach. They also explicitly talk about managing their social identity for safety and advantage: “i lie that im cisgender in spaces that are mostly full of other cis straight people” and “im gonna lie im cis at my new school too” illustrate calculated self‑presentation and self‑preservation. Even their participation in controversial subtwts is framed in terms of social positioning and critique, such as calling out dynamics in shedtwt with “most people here have a competittive stance with self harm even if they don't admit it”, which shows a cold, observant streak rather than idealistic crusading. While there are flashes of care and vulnerability, the dominant traits—ambition for online clout, tactical masking of identity, and sharp awareness of social power—align most cleanly with Slytherin.

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A well-suited song for @morsemania is Teen Idle by MARINA, because it captures the dark, self-destructive intensity and online hyperfixations they show. They openly talk about self-harm and posting it online, like in “I CVT MYSELF AND POST IT ONLINE” and “All i do in this world is binge smoke and cut apparently”, mirroring the song’s themes of harming yourself just to feel something. The fixation on follower counts and niche communities (“CURRENT STATS: 774 FOLLOWING 498 FOLLOWERS”, “In rapidly getting followers Im sorry im not niche anymore.. sighs”) fits the song’s critique of trying to construct an identity and worth through external validation. Their struggles with body and food, such as “i didn't know bananas had 107 cals in them...”, echo the song’s disordered, self-critical view of adolescence. And their intrusive guilt spirals and fear of being a bad person (“IM NOT A PEDOPHILE IM NOT RACIST IM NOT SEXIST...”) align with the song’s anxious, self-loathing questioning of who you are while growing up online and under pressure.

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