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Your Simpsons character
Balatro's mischievous and humorous personality aligns perfectly with Bart Simpson. Like Bart, who often gets into trouble but means well, Balatro tweets 'nadie me vio el tuit yo queria q me funaran 😔😔,' showing a playful desire for chaos. His antics, like smashing a speaker ('revente un bafle contra la pared jugando smash ultimate') and skipping school for football ('mi madre me dejo salir antes del colegio para ver el partido'), mirror Bart's rebellious streak. Both are lovable troublemakers with a heart.

Your MBTI personality Type
Balatro is an ENFP: extroverted, intuitive, feeling, and perceiving. His extroversion shines in his humorous and engaging tweets, like 'marica, estaba en el metro... y despues me entero que era JUANES.' His intuition drives his creativity, evident in 'tier list que hice con mi bestie de olores de sus marcadores en clase de química.' His feeling side shows in his emotional tweets, like 'esa depresión que pega a las 3 de la mañana.' His perceiving trait is clear in his spontaneous and chaotic energy, such as skipping school for football ('mi madre me dejo salir antes del colegio para ver el partido').

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Football fanatic ⚽ | Pro at FNAF 2 🎮 | Nostalgic troublemaker 🃏 | Smashing speakers and skipping school for matches | Always up for a laugh and a royal flush 💔– @mortadelaweona

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The 'Chaotic Royal Flush' reflects Balatro's vibrant and unpredictable personality. Whiskey adds boldness, like his fiery passion in 'revente un bafle contra la pared jugando smash ultimate.' Cherry liqueur brings a playful twist, matching his humor in 'marica, estaba en el metro... y despues me entero que era JUANES.' Lime juice adds zest, reflecting his emotional highs and lows, like 'esa depresión que pega a las 3 de la mañana.' It's a drink full of surprises, just like him.

Your Hogwarts House
Balatro fits Gryffindor with his bold, impulsive, and passionate nature. Skipping school for football ('mi madre me dejo salir antes del colegio para ver el partido') and smashing a speaker in frustration ('revente un bafle contra la pared jugando smash ultimate') show his daring and fiery spirit. His humor and chaotic energy, like 'marica, estaba en el metro... y despues me entero que era JUANES,' align with Gryffindor's love for adventure. While he has a thoughtful side, his actions are often driven by emotion and courage.

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Feel Good Inc. captures Balatro's mix of humor, chaos, and introspection. His tweet 'esa depresión que pega a las 3 de la mañana' resonates with the song's melancholic undertone, while his playful side, like 'marica, estaba en el metro... y despues me entero que era JUANES,' matches its upbeat rhythm. The duality of fun and depth in the song reflects his personality.

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