Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware: Acknowledges complex recovery status and substance issues, like describing themself as “(not so) recov” in bio and mentioning a contract to tell their mom about substance abuse in “My therapist made me accept a contract to tell my mom about my substance abuse. Wish me luck I'm doing it tonight”.
- Candid: Openly shares vulnerable topics (self-harm urges, drug trips, mental health), such as the detailed “1350mg di(acefylline) diphenhydramine (=DPH) Trip report feel free to ask any questions :) A (long) thread”.
- Reflective: Shows interest in philosophical ideas and self-reflection, evident in “I LOVE CAMUS ‼️‼️” and writing a trip diary in “trip diary”.
- Community-oriented: Values connection and interaction, as seen in bio “I miss the community” and posts like “Intro moot hunting! ✦₊ … I fb!”.
- Humorous: Uses dark and situational humor to engage others, including “Sending gore to WhatsApp scammers has to be on my top 10 fave things to do” and laughing at their own behavior in “This is never not funny to me”.
Weaknesses:
- Self-destructive: Expresses strong urges to harm themself and glorifies relapse, like “Thread of my sh because I want to relapse” and “what if i relapse tonight”.
- Reckless: Engages in dangerous behaviors and jokes about extreme harm, exemplified by “Do you guys want a video of when I tried to amputate my own arm (not really but kind of)” and heavy stimulant use in “Currently on 160mg ritalin and 3 coffee just to get through the day”.
- Addiction-focused: Centers much of their identity and content around drug use and self-harm communities, as seen in bio “shtwt / drugtwt” and tweets like “Any sugar daddy wants to pay me to relapse”.
- Boundary-blurring: Encourages harmful behavior in others and invades privacy, such as “Am i a horrible person for proposing to my depressed friend to take drugs that can let you feel euphoria” and “Guys she wasn't kidding (Yes, I stalk my friends)”.
- Crisis-prone: Uses suicidal and extreme language when distressed, like “MY SITUATIONSHIP IS GOING ON A DATE AND IT'S NOT WITH ME WHAT IF I KILL MYSELF” and repeated relapse-focused posts.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
Lisa Simpson fits best because she’s intensely self-reflective, intellectual, and often struggles with dark, isolating thoughts beneath a smart, jokey exterior. This user is clearly thoughtful and literary (they tweet “I LOVE CAMUS ‼️‼️” “I LOVE CAMUS ‼️‼️”), which echoes Lisa’s philosophical streak and tendency to question everything. Like Lisa, they feel alienated and in pain, openly wrestling with self-harm and relapse urges (“Thread of my sh because I want to relapse”, “what if i relapse tonight”). Their complicated relationship with substances and mental health (“My therapist made me accept a contract to tell my mom about my substance abuse”, “I feel so invalid in my drug addiction because I only use legal drugs”) recalls Lisa’s episodes of burnout and emotional crisis, but filtered through a harsher, adult context. Even their combination of dark humor and moral conflict about influencing friends (“Am i a horrible person for proposing to my depressed friend to take drugs that can let you feel euphoria”) feels like a more damaged, online-era version of Lisa’s overthinking and guilt about the people she cares about.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I): although they engage with an online community, their activities and emotions are largely solitary and inward-focused, like going alone to a movie in “Going to see the fnaf 2 movie by myself at 9pm because I can” and posting personal distress such as “what if i relapse tonight” rather than energy from social gatherings. They appear Intuitive (N): they enjoy existential/intellectual themes like “I LOVE CAMUS ‼️‼️” and often talk in dramatic, hypothetical, or self-conceptual language (e.g., “Am i a horrible person for proposing to my depressed friend to take drugs that can let you feel euphoria”) rather than concrete, practical details. Their orientation seems Feeling (F): decisions and narratives are driven by emotional intensity and relationships—note the emotional spiral in “MY SITUATIONSHIP IS GOING ON A DATE AND IT'S NOT WITH ME WHAT IF I KILL MYSELF” and their concern about being a "horrible person" in that drug-related tweet, showing value-based self-judgment over detached logic. They look strongly Perceiving (P): their life is portrayed as impulsive and unstructured, from heavy, spontaneous substance use in “Currently on 160mg ritalin and 3 coffee just to get through the day and I'm only halfway there” to reckless experimentation in “Do you guys want a video of when I tried to amputate my own arm (not really but kind of)”. Their intro moot-hunting bio “Intro moot hunting!... Likes: emo music, games… shtwt / drugtwt” and the creative, self-destructive blade spinner in “LOOK WHAT I MADE IT S A BLADE SPINNER” further support an INFP style: inward, emotionally driven, imaginative, and chaotic rather than structured.
Some pickup lines for you
- You love Camus, you binge legal drugs, and you tried to amputate your own arm ‘not really but kind of’—have you considered instead dissociating with me over emo music and FNAF 2 at 9pm?
- You said you feel ‘invalid’ in your drug addiction because it’s only legal stuff—if loving you is a drug, I promise it’s gonna need a prescription and a therapist’s contract.
- You’re out here sending gore to WhatsApp scammers and spinning blades for fun, but honestly the scariest thing you’ve created is how fast I’d agree to be your tripsitter and then ‘accidentally’ turn it into a date.
- Your trip diary, the 1350mg DPH report, 160mg Ritalin at 1pm… I don’t want to ruin your stash, I just want to be the one thing you’re addicted to that doesn’t come with a dosage warning.
- Your situationship went on a date that wasn’t with you; I’m just saying, next time you’re off to war for cigarettes, I could be the idiot waiting at the corner store ready to walk back with you and pretend that’s our meet-cute.
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Moss, 21 • he/they • gaming, emo playlists & overthinking Camus. Once went to a movie alone at 9pm and called it character development.– @Moss_luv_p1lls
Your signature cocktail
Benadryl Blade Spinner Sour
The high-proof coffee liqueur over ice channels their wired, overclocked vibe and reliance on stimulants, like when they said they were on “160mg ritalin and 3 coffee just to get through the day” (“Currently on 160mg ritalin and 3 coffee just to get through the day and I'm only halfway there (it's 1pm)”). Raspberry liqueur or syrup brings a sweet, blood-red edge, echoing their shtwt aesthetics and the urge to relapse in posts like “Thread of my sh because I want to relapse . . . . . Shtwt slittwt slitwt 988twt redinktwt beanstwt styrotwt” and “Old beans cut :3 #shtwt #beantwt #988twt #redinktwt”. A dash of absinthe or anise liqueur nods to their love of tripping and surreal experiences, from their “1350mg di(acefylline) diphenhydramine (=DPH) Trip report” (“1350mg di(acefylline) diphenhydramine (=DPH) Trip report feel free to ask any questions :) A (long) thread 🧵 #Drugtwt #dph #tripreport #Benadryl”) to the chaotic “trip diary”. The tiny pinch of sea salt is there for the bitterness and sadness under the jokes, like when they joked about wanting to die over a situationship: “MY SITUATIONSHIP IS GOING ON A DATE AND IT'S NOT WITH ME WHAT IF I KILL MYSELF”. Finally, the drink is crushed-ice shaken hard and served in a chipped-looking glass, a visual callback to the improvised danger of “LOOK WHAT I MADE IT S A BLADE SPINNER” and their overall experimental, slightly self-destructive shtwt / drugtwt style (“/)... Intro moot hunting! ... ◟﹫ Moss ... ⨳ shtwt / drugtwt”).
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Moss shows strong Slytherin traits through risk-taking, transgressive humor, and a deliberate embrace of darker aesthetics and communities. Their eagerness to push limits with substances and document it — for instance, the detailed “1350mg di(acefylline) diphenhydramine (=DPH) Trip report feel free to ask any questions :) A (long) thread 🧵” and the extreme use in “Currently on 160mg ritalin and 3 coffee just to get through the day and I'm only halfway there (it's 1pm)” — points to a willingness to go further than others to get what they want. There is also a manipulative edge and boundary-pushing with others, like proposing harmful coping to a friend in “Am i a horrible person for proposing to my depressed friend to take drugs that can let you feel euphoria” and asking “Any sugar daddy wants to pay me to relapse”, which shows using their own harm as currency. Their pride in constructing dangerous tools and shock content — for example, “LOOK WHAT I MADE IT S A BLADE SPINNER” and “Sending gore to WhatsApp scammers has to be on my top 10 fave things to do” — reflects resourcefulness and a taste for power through edginess. While there are hints of introspection and community longing in “(not so) recov but I miss the community”, the dominant pattern is ambition in pushing limits, using shock and taboo to assert identity, and a self-preserving cynicism toward vulnerability, all of which align more with Slytherin than with the other Houses.
Your movie
Your song
Gives You Hell - The All-American Rejects
A well-suited song for Moss is “Gives You Hell” by The All-American Rejects, because it balances bitterness, dark humor, and messy emotion the way their timeline does. They openly joke about self-destruction and anger, like when they say “MY SITUATIONSHIP IS GOING ON A DATE AND IT'S NOT WITH ME WHAT IF I KILL MYSELF”, echoing the song’s spiteful, dramatic response to hurt. Their participation in shtwt and drugtwt (“/ Intro moot hunting!... shtwt / drugtwt” and “1350mg… Trip report”) reflects a chaotic, self-sabotaging streak similar to the narrator’s reckless emotional energy. The way they use dark, confrontational humor—like “Sending gore to WhatsApp scammers has to be on my top 10 fave things to do”—matches the song’s snarky, in-your-face tone. At the same time, their comments about relapse and addiction (“I feel so invalid in my drug addiction because I only use legal drugs”) add an undercurrent of pain underneath all the bravado, just like the song’s angry façade hides genuine hurt.
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