Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Emotionally-expressive: Open about feelings, e.g. “terceiro dia seguido chorando igua um filha da puta nossa cara isso n existe n” and “chorando c a boca cheia de chocolate enqt mando tiktok pro meu amado”.
- Affectionate-partner: Shows care and enthusiasm for their romantic relationship, e.g. “assistindo lesbicas millenials woke c meu amor !” and “ah meus amigos se vcs nao gostam de receber uma foto do amado de voces… vcs estao amando erradissimo”.
- Socially-aware: Critiques racism and insensitivity, e.g. “cara gosto mt do joui… mas que ele é um racismo ambulante ele é” and “da pra ser divertido sem ofender ngm ❤️”.
- Humorous-sarcastic: Uses humor and irony frequently, e.g. “shocking news dois adultos que podem consentir fazendo um casal num filme 😱😨” and “YOU ARE LIKE PAPA”.
- Self-aware-identity: Speaks clearly about own gender and orientation, e.g. “she/him eh os dois” and “sou nb alinhado ao masc… e eu falo mal d homem nessa rede todo dia!”.
Weaknesses:
- Harshly-reactive: Tends to respond with intense aggression, e.g. “FILHO DA PUTA QUE FREIADA FOI ESSA TAQUEI MINHA TESTA NO VIDRO” and “voces todos merecem queimar no fogo do inferno”.
- Negative-self-talk: Expresses strong despair or self-erasure, e.g. “encerrando meu cpf” and “sumir”.
- Burnout-prone: Often mentions exhaustion and dread about responsibilities, e.g. “cara toda vez q eu piso nessa faculdade minha vontade de viver evapora magicamente” and “to em estado dissociativo desde que encostei naquele papel”.
- Conflict-intensifying: Escalates disagreements strongly, e.g. “tirem a bola do cellbit da boca em nome do senhor” and the repeated “BURRO BURRO BURRO…” rant.
- Overexposed-online: Shares very personal distress publicly, e.g. detailed frustration with their mother in “pior parte eh q eu tenho q responder mensagem da minha mae… se nao ela comeca a ligar que nem uma maluca pra todos meus amigos e familiares” and intense emotional states across multiple tweets.
Your Simpsons character
Lisa Simpson
They align most with Lisa Simpson: deeply opinionated, politically aware, and emotionally intense, but also openly needy and romantic. Like Lisa, they’re highly critical of injustice and bigotry, calling out racism and ignorance in media and fandom, as seen in tweets like “vcs tem q parar de minimizar as coisas por ser “ai eh diversao” cara pode ser divertido sem RIDICULO KKKKKKKKKKKK” and “cara gosto mt do joui (carinho e nostalgia mesmo) mas que ele é um racismo ambulante ele é”. They show the same mix of sensitivity and burnout Lisa often has, talking about crying and dissociation in tweets like “terceiro dia seguido chorando igua um filha da puta nossa cara isso n existe n” and “to em estado dissociativo desde que encostei naquele papel”. Their love of specific media, games, and niche characters mirrors Lisa’s obsessive fandoms and intellectual hyperfixations, for example “literalmente qualquer jogo descobri que odeio jogar qualquer coisa que nao seja minecraft the sims e ilha da hello kitty” and “odeio a dc comics tudo de ruim q acontece com o grayson nesse fandom eh culpa deles”. And like Lisa’s mix of idealism and misanthropy, they juggle tender affection and sharp misanthropic humor, from “chorando c a boca cheia de chocolate enqt mando tiktok pro meu amado” to “voces todos merecem queimar no fogo do inferno”.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They read as more Extroverted than introverted: they constantly narrate shared experiences with others, like watching shows with a partner (“assistindo lesbicas millenials woke c meu amor !”, “assistindo hannibal com meu amor”), going out, and complaining about crowded transit (“vai se fuder mano to a tanto tempo na merda da rua pegando onibus e andando…”), and they process feelings very publicly. Their humor, fandom takes, and moral commentary suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they jump to big-picture critiques about media and culture, like calling out racism in RPG/fandom spaces (“cara gosto mt do joui… mas que ele é um racismo ambulante ele é”, “seu argumento desmorona… era 1 google tlgd? da pra ser divertido sem ofender ngm”) rather than focusing only on concrete facts. They are clearly Feeling (F)-oriented, making judgments based on values and emotional impact: they rant about being overwhelmed by messages and family pressure (“pior coisa do mundo vc ta tendo um dia tenebroso e a pessoa ainda fica te sufocando c ligação mensagem”, “pior parte eh q eu tenho q responder mensagem da minha mae mesmo de PESSIMO humor”) and defend marginalized groups in media discourse. Their lifestyle and tone point to Perceiving (P) over Judging: they describe dissociation, emotional spirals, and chaotic days (“terceiro dia seguido chorando igua um filha da puta”, “to em estado dissociativo desde que encostei naquele papel”), plus a spontaneous, unfiltered tweeting style (“preciso de uma fita na boca e umacorda nos pulso pra nao tweetar e enviar putaria”). This combination of expressive social energy, value-driven media commentary, strong emotions, and improvisational chaos aligns best with ENFP.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said you can enjoy Resident Evil, Batman Arkham and TLOU without touching a controller — want to test that theory by watching me play while you complain about every man on screen except your ‘amado’ and maybe, if I behave, upgrade me to that role?
- You crying three days in a row and still calling yourself ‘disappearaholic’ is very Ordem Paranoia-coded — how about we make a pact: every time Cellbit or Joui say something cringe, you send me a tweet instead of vanishing and I’ll send holy water (aka memes and validation).
- As a they/them admirer of a she/him icon: when you tweeted ‘she/him eh os dois’, I felt that — if you ever need someone to hype both your pronouns and your ‘dyva’ days, I volunteer as tribute and full-time pronoun groupie.
- You watching Hannibal and Midsommar, loving Ariel playlists, crying with chocolate, and manifesting better Ordem representation tells me one thing: your taste is terrifyingly good — let me in your posse so we can be sacrilege-core, Stranger-Things-traumatized, The-Sims-lesbian-princess-raising lovers together.
- If The Sims on your laptop can’t handle a lesbian princess, my PC is open — we build your princesa lésbica, give her an Ariel playlist, a quiet motorbike like the one you gave Ariel, and a girlfriend who texts TikToks instead of calling when you’re having a tenebroso day. I can be tech support and emotional support in one go.
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Your new Twitter bio
media student in Lisbon. cries over horror movies, loves lesbians in fiction, and argues about games without owning a console. replies delayed on purpose.– @mothcultism
Your signature cocktail
Disappearaholic Holy Water
A smoky mezcal infused with black tea stands for their dramatic, dissociative angst and endless commute complaints, like “to em estado dissociativo desde que encostei naquele papel” and “vai se fuder mano to a tanto tempo na merda da rua pegando onibus”. The hibiscus and cherry syrup is a bright, bloody-sweet ode to their romantic, slightly unhinged loving side in “chorando c a boca cheia de chocolate enqt mando tiktok pro meu amado” and their bio’s “holy water by baby bugs” vibe. A touch of dry vermouth adds bitterness for the sharp ranty takes like “voces todos merecem queimar no fogo do inferno” and the constant calling out of racism in “seu argumento desmorona pq chegou calamidade”. The sparkling rosé layers in playful queer softness and camp, echoing “assistindo lesbicas millenials woke c meu amor !” and “mt engracado q 1 sou nb alinhado ao masc… e eu falo mal d homem nessa rede todo dia!”. Finally, a black lava salt rim represents their sacrilegious, witchy aesthetic and love of “sacrilegio core” as in “sacrilegio core”, making the drink look like cursed holy water you’d gladly sin for.
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
Alan shows a strong Slytherin-style focus on self‑preservation and boundaries, often framing their reactions in terms of survival and not tolerating what harms them. They talk about how draining their mother is and the lengths they go to manage her without setting off a crisis, describing how they must answer messages "pq n posso ignorar se nao ela comeca a ligar que nem uma maluca pra todos meus amigos e familiares" in “pior parte eh q eu tenho q responder mensagem da minha mae mesmo de PESSIMO humor pq n posso ignorar…” – that’s calculated damage control, not people-pleasing. They are cutting and strategic in how they confront fandom and media racism, e.g. calling out creators as "um racismo ambulante" in “cara gosto mt do joui (carinho e nostalgia mesmo) mas que ele é um racismo ambulante ele é” and insisting "era 1 google tlgd? da pra ser divertido sem ofender ngm" in “seu argumento desmorona pq chegou calamidade, os cara num estudio 10x meu aluguel… era 1 google tlgd?”, which shows a sharp, uncompromising moral calculus rather than gentle patience. Their dark, almost apocalyptic humor about humanity – "o pos mundo se tornando real e a raca humana sendo extinta por radiacao e bombas nucleares" in “o pos mundo se tornando real e a raca humana sendo extinta por radiacao e bombas nucleares” and "voces todos merecem queimar no fogo do inferno" in “voces todos merecem queimar no fogo do inferno” – reads as classic Slytherin cynicism about people and power. Even their joking about needing restraints to avoid tweeting explicit content, “preciso de uma fita na boca e umacorda nos pulso pra nao tweetar e enviar putaria”, suggests someone acutely aware of the consequences of their own impulses and trying to manage them in a calculated way. Overall, the mix of sharp social critique, boundary-setting, and survival-oriented thinking fits Slytherin far better than the more idealistic or conflict-avoidant houses.
Your movie
Your song
Teen Idle - MARINA
A song that best fits them is Teen Idle by MARINA, which balances melodramatic sadness, dark humor, and self-awareness in a way that mirrors their timeline. They frequently talk about crying and dissociation with a kind of theatrical flair, like when they say “terceiro dia seguido chorando igua um filha da puta nossa cara isso n existe n” and “to em estado dissociativo desde que encostei naquele papel”, which fits the song’s themes of emotional overload and drifting through life. Their desire to escape and "disappear" shows up in their location “disappearaholic” and tweets like “sumir” and “encerrando meu cpf”, echoing the song’s fixation on nihilism and wanting out. At the same time, they lean into aesthetics, fandom, and a kind of campy, dramatic self-image in posts like “i was so pretty..” and “sacrilegio core”, which matches MARINA’s hyper-stylized, self-mythologizing tone. Finally, their sharp social commentary and exhaustion with people, shown in tweets like “pior coisa do mundo vc ta tendo um dia tenebroso e a pessoa ainda fica te sufocando c ligação mensagem vsf”, line up with the song’s critique of expectations and the pressure of just existing.
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