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Your Simpsons character
The user presents themselves as a 15‑year‑old who feels misunderstood and craves attention, much like Bart’s perpetual teenage rebellion. They even state "I'm 15 (16 in 11 days)" and lament "im a chud and nobody loves me", echoing Bart’s constant feeling of being underappreciated. Their dark humor about self‑harm, such as "was gonna draw something for jade day but i turned off my computer before saving it im gonna kill myself", mirrors Bart’s occasional extreme tantrums. The frequent profanity and anti‑authority sentiment, seen in tweets like "#FuckBeingSober" and "holy fuck", aligns with Bart’s habit of flouting rules and using edgy language. Overall, the combination of teenage angst, rebellious profanity, and a desire for validation makes Bart Simpson the closest match.

Your MBTI personality Type
The user shows strong extroverted tendencies, constantly seeking interaction and validation, as seen in 'Add me on discord . ill only accept if we interact a lot doe' and '100K FUCKING LIKES ARE YOU KIDDING ME'. Their posts often jump between ideas, reference future possibilities, and focus on abstract concepts like 'homestuck sex will become real in 2025' and 'new midnight crew content ❤️', indicating an intuitive (N) style. Emotional language dominates their decision‑making, with statements such as 'my posts don't get as many likes as they used to... im a chud and nobody loves me' and 'people will condemn fat fetishes more than incest on twitter nowadays it's insane', reflecting a feeling (F) preference. The overall tone is spontaneous, unstructured, and flexible, exemplified by 'i might steal a kidney. or two. idk' and 'i apologize for the lack of posting... ill get back to musicposting ad soon as i can doe', suggesting a perceiving (P) approach. Together these traits align best with the ENFP personality type.

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Music explorer from Portugal 🎧 | Noise & experimental fan | Homestuck & anime lover | Once spent 3 hrs animating a single second 🎨– @motherFellatio

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Mori's Midnight Mayhem is a dark, chaotic blend that mirrors Callie's edgy online persona and love for late‑night content. The black vodka gives the drink a midnight black hue, echoing the tweet "new midnight crew content ❤️" and the user’s constant reference to night‑time vibes. A splash of blood‑orange juice adds a sweet‑and‑sour punch like the "sweet fucking rug" tweet, while the grenadine deepens the red, representing the emotional tears in "my posts don't get as many likes as they used to... sigh... not even the ones who likes all my posts like them anymore... im a chud and nobody loves me...". The energy drink kicks in a caffeine‑and‑alcohol buzz that matches the hashtag "#FuckBeingSober", capturing the user’s defiant, high‑energy attitude. Finally, the sharp bite of the vodka reflects the user’s fiery profanity and "hard" music taste, as seen in "this cover s so hard thank you billy woods".

Your Hogwarts House
The user’s tweets reveal a strong drive for status and personal gain, such as demanding “100K FUCKING LIKES ARE YOU KIDDING ME” and lamenting that “my posts don’t get as many likes as they used to… im a chud and nobody loves me.” They also show a cunning, self‑serving attitude, for example “ill only accept if we interact a lot doe” and the darkly humorous “might steal a kidney. or two. idk.” Their rebellious, defiant tone in the bio and tweets – “PROSHIP DNI 🖕🏾🖕🏾🖕🏾” and “israeli / zios fuck off” – reflects a willingness to challenge authority. While they mention artistic interests, the predominant ambition, resourcefulness, and willingness to manipulate social interactions align most closely with Slytherin values.

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The user repeatedly laments feeling unloved, saying 'my posts don’t get as many likes as they used to... sigh... not even the ones who likes all my posts like them anymore... im a chud and nobody loves me...' which mirrors the line 'I’m a creep, I’m a weirdo.' They also express self‑destructive thoughts like 'im fucjing dying dude' and 'might steal a kidney. or two.' This chronic sense of alienation and self‑hatred fits the plaintive mood of Radiohead’s 'Creep'. The refrain 'What the hell am I doing here?' echoes their confusion about why they keep posting despite the backlash, as seen in tweets like 'who the fuck is replying to my shit man' and 'why she got allat vris...'. Overall, the song’s raw vulnerability and outsider perspective align closely with the user’s expressed feelings.

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