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Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Candid: Shares blunt, unfiltered opinions, e.g., calling the president a ‘walking example of our average national IQ’
- Analytical: Critiques inefficiencies with concrete examples, like spending $20k on approvals for a $1k hardware
- Passionate: Expresses strong feelings about politics, e.g., condemning Colombia’s ‘crabs in a bucket’ mentality
- Self‑expressive: Posts personal moments, such as “I love my wife” and stepping on a dying bee
- Technical: References engineering and hardware topics, reflecting his systems‑engineer background
Weaknesses:
- Provocative language: Uses harsh slurs and insults, e.g., labeling critics ‘inbreds’ and ‘retarded’
- Overgeneralization: Makes sweeping statements about whole nations, like ‘Colombia will never be first‑world’
- Negativity: Frames Colombian society overwhelmingly negatively, focusing on failure and corruption
- Polarizing rhetoric: Divides groups with labels such as ‘MAGA’, ‘Petrista’, ‘Uribista’
- Lack of nuance: Simplifies complex issues, such as reducing the Ukraine war to ‘who is the most Hitlerest’
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user displays a rebellious, cynical, and anti‑authoritarian voice, constantly mocking authority and using harsh language. This aligns closely with Bart Simpson, who is known for his defiant attitude and sarcastic insults toward adults. For instance, the tweet "mfw my president is a walking example of our average national IQ" mirrors Bart’s habit of ridiculing figures of power. The user also writes "We shouldn't have to share online spaces with literal inbreds from the opposite end of the earth" and "Saw a bee dying and I had to step on it to put it out of its misery", showing impulsive, confrontational behavior similar to Bart’s antics. His love of fast things, like motorcycles, parallels Bart’s passion for skateboards and speed. While Homer is more clueless and simple‑minded, Bart’s sharp, rebellious style better captures the user's persona.
Your MBTI personality Type
INTJ
The user’s communication often focuses on external observations and societal critique, such as "Aquí tienen un buen ejemplo de shape rotators vs wordcels..." indicating an extraverted orientation toward the outer world. They repeatedly discuss broad, abstract patterns, for example "This is a problem with many Colombians. They rely on certifications, medals, and group consensus to form an opinion," which shows a preference for intuition over concrete details. Their decision‑making is driven by logical analysis rather than emotion, evident in the blunt statement "We shouldn't have to share online spaces with literal inbreds..." and the detailed cost critique "The company has spent $20k this month between meetings and endless emails all to approve the cost of a $1000 piece of hardware," reflecting a Thinking style. Finally, the emphasis on efficiency, order, and decisive outcomes—such as the frustration over bureaucratic waste in "The company has spent $20k... to approve a $1000 piece of hardware"—demonstrates a Judging preference.
Some pickup lines for you
- Are you a high‑octane motorcycle? Because every time you post about speed, my heart revs up and wants to ride alongside you.
- As a systems engineer in the energy sector, I know a good circuit when I see one—your smile just overloaded my heart's power grid.
- If we were characters in an anime, you'd be the fearless rider and I'd be the sidekick who always brings the extra boost—ready for our own adventure?
- You talk about 'shape rotators vs wordcels' like a pro—how about we rotate our conversation into something a little more… romantic?
- I may not be a Colombian politician, but I promise my only agenda is to keep your day running smoother than any bureaucratic gridlock.
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Energy systems engineer, motorcyclist who once debugged a power grid with a game controller. Coffee-fuelled, sarcasm-savvy, always questioning norms.– @motomattemoto
Your signature cocktail
Motomatte's Turbo Espresso
The smoky mezcal forms the backbone of Motomatte's Turbo Espresso, echoing the fiery disdain for bureaucracy and wasteful corporate spending found in the tweet 'The company has spent $20k this month between meetings and endless emails all to approve the cost of a $1000 piece of hardware.' A shot of cold brew coffee pays homage to their Colombian roots and their identity as a systems engineer in the energy sector, while also reflecting the high‑octane lifestyle of a motorcycle lover. The ginger liqueur adds a sharp, fast‑acting kick that mirrors the revving of a bike and the aggressive tone of tweets like 'La obsesión que los colombianos tienen con izquierda vs derecha es un detrimento para el país.' Angostura bitters bring a bitter edge, representing the cynicism and bitter commentary on Colombian politics and society, as captured in their critique 'This is why Colombia is never going to become a first world country. Crabs in a bucket mentality.' A splash of electric blue curaçao brightens the drink, symbolizing the anime and video‑game culture they love, and a single rose petal garnish nods to the tender side expressed in the simple tweet 'I love my wife.'
Your Hogwarts House
Slytherin
The user frequently displays ambition and a desire for personal advantage, hallmarks of Slytherin. For example, they lament bureaucracy and highlight cost inefficiencies: "The company has spent $20k this month between meetings and endless emails all to approve the cost of a $1000 piece of hardware." They also emphasize status symbols and self‑interest, as in "This is a massive issue in Colombia… an obsession with having large gaudy logos on everything to show off status and wealth." Their contempt for others, evident in "We shouldn't have to share online spaces with literal inbreds from the opposite end of the earth," reflects the cunning and ruthless attitude typical of Slytherin.
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Your song
Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
The user’s constant ranting against corrupt authorities and societal complacency mirrors the defiant chorus of Rage Against the Machine’s 'Killing in the Name,' which repeatedly shouts 'Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me.' For example, they write 'We shouldn’t have to share online spaces with literal inbreds from the opposite end of the earth' and 'This is why Colombia is never going to become a first world country. Crabs in a bucket mentality,' showing a deep frustration with power structures. Their complaint about corporate waste—'The company has spent $20k this month between meetings and endless emails all to approve the cost of a $1000 piece of hardware'—echoes the song’s critique of institutional greed. The aggressive, fast‑paced guitar riffs also reflect their love of motorcycles and everything fast, as noted in their bio. Overall, the song’s rebellious energy and anti‑authoritarian lyrics capture both their personal interests and their scathing commentary on politics and bureaucracy.
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