Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Supportive friend: Frequently boosts friends and creators with warmth, e.g. affectionate callouts like “love you all” and playful teasing of friends such as “goodnight twitter except you @aaliyahspeaksss you stink and have a smelly boyfriend 🤢”.
- Socially aware: Critically engages with allegations and ethics, e.g. warning that “the game the video’s talking about is about child rape” and noting “i did not know that bbno$ had allegations”.
- Community oriented: Actively seeks connections and interaction through promo posts like “🫂 ~{#promotwt #oomfhunt}~ 🫂 … open dm’s” and “oomfs… need more oomfs…”.
- Humorous expressive: Uses exaggerated, self-aware humor in posts such as “college wifi when you ask it not to suck massive horse penis” and “ladiiiiies 😅😅😅 one at a time type shit 😅😅😅”.
- Passionate fan: Shows strong enthusiasm for interests like Megadeth, ULTRAKILL, and Gloomwood, e.g. “buy gloomwood on steam” and self‑description posts like “10 things about tha mouth 👅👅 … fav game: ULTRAKILL”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Frequent use of aggressive profanity can come off abrasive, e.g. “STRAIGHT FUCKING FACTS FUCK MICROSOFT AND FUCK TEAMS ESPECIALLY” and “you’re fucking kidding”.
- Crude humor: Jokes often lean into graphic or sexual phrasing, like “college wifi when you ask it not to suck massive horse penis” and the exaggerated bio location “Fucking County,” which may alienate some audiences.
- Public oversharing: Shares detailed personal worries and fixations publicly, e.g. anxious thread about scratching a record in “acc scared to put my new record on because… i’m scareduhhhhh 😓😓” and emotional desperation over services in “i’m so desperate 💔”.
- Online dependence: Talks about scrolling and needing online content for stimulation, e.g. “scrolling twt like i’m waiting for something…” and “checking twitter on the bus 😬 risky move”, suggesting heavy reliance on the app for engagement.
- Impulsive reactions: Responds quickly and strongly before full context is clear, e.g. panic about a creator in “oh fuck this is brock baker fuuuuuck… i don’t wanna loose brock baker too” followed by “FALSE ALARM!!! tis ai 😼 brock baker wins”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
This user most closely matches Bart Simpson: chaotic, loud, and irreverently funny but ultimately affectionate toward friends and family. Their constant shitposting and gleeful crudeness echo Bart’s energy, like calling their location “Fucking County” and posts such as “college wifi when you ask it not to suck massive horse penis” and “STRAIGHT FUCKING FACTS FUCK MICROSOFT AND FUCK TEAMS ESPECIALLY”. They lean into performative clowning and attention-seeking the way Bart does, e.g. “stalking everyone who likes my #hittweet” and “ladiiiiies 😅😅😅 one at a time type shit 😅😅😅”. At the same time, they show real attachment and softness under the bravado, like “love you all”, “love all my oomfs”, and worrying about scratching their record in “i’m scareduhhhhh 😓😓”. Their mix of juvenile humor, mild rebellion (anti-corporate, anti-AI posts), and genuine loyalty to friends and niche interests (ULTRAKILL, Gloomwood, Megadeth) is very in line with a modern, extremely online Bart Simpson.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They lean Extraverted: they constantly seek interaction, more followers, and new mutuals, e.g. explicitly asking for oomfs and connections in “🫂 ~{#promotwt #oomfhunt}~ 🫂 🗒️ SCRATCH MOUTH (Scratch, Scra.M. for short)… oomfs… need more oomfs…” and “please add me on airbuds if you have it”. Their humor and interests show Intuition over Sensing: they’re drawn to internet culture, abstract implications, and patterns, like speculating on slang evolution in “the fact that epstein knew the word chud in 2013 implies that there’s a shit ton of old, niche internet slang that hasn’t been popularised yet”. They appear more Feeling than Thinking, reacting with strong values and emotional tone to allegations or AI issues, such as “FALSE ALARM!!! tis ai 😼 brock baker wins” and frustration with corporations in “does anyone know any music streaming services on apple thar aren’t owned by cunts? i’m currently using spotify but i wanna swap over…”. Their style is highly Perceiving: spontaneous, chaotic, and flexible rather than structured, visible in impulsive late‑night posting like “the urge to stay up late even though that would fuck my sleep schedule even more” and playful, unplanned streams of consciousness in “do y’all ever temporarily fixate on a person for a day or two and you kinda just talk to them in your head through the day”. Putting this together—highly social, expressive, values-driven, and spontaneous—ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- So, ScratchMouth — if 36 or 37 people donate $30, how many do we need to donate a little of our time so I can finally take you on a Gloomwood-and-hashbrowns date?
- You said your fav game is ULTRAKILL, but honestly the real ultrakill was me seeing your promo post and immediately developing an oomf crush.
- You keep telling everyone to buy Gloomwood on Steam, but I’m just here trying to buy a lifetime supply of your ‘goodnight twitter (except you)’ energy — I promise I’ll smell better than @aaliyahspeaksss’ boyfriend.
- You’re 5'11½, eye colour allegedly purple, Megadeth over Metallica, raccoon enthusiast, tea-dependent and chronically on college Wi‑Fi… statistically speaking, that makes you my exact type.
- You’re scared you scratched your new record — if it makes you feel better, you’ve been running laps in my head since that ‘10 things about tha mouth’ tweet, and my brain is playing you on repeat with zero skips.
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | tea-fueled ULTRAKILL enjoyer & Megadeth defender | once scratched a new record with my dad’s cleaner and still have trust issues about it– @mouth_scra18215
Your signature cocktail
The Gloomwood Hashbrown Hyperfixation
This cocktail is built on London dry gin for a likely UK vibe and sharp, chaotic humor, echoing posts like “college wifi when you ask it not to suck massive horse penis” and the location "Fucking County." Strong black tea syrup nods to their daily ritual and underlying comfort-core energy in “can’t sleep or do anything until i’ve had my daily dose of tea”. Blue curaçao gives it a loud, almost-cartoonish gamer glow that fits their ULTRAKILL / Gloomwood obsession and hype in “guys buy gloomwood on steam”. A salted caramel cold foam on top represents the sweet, affectionate way they talk to oomfs and friends in “love you all” and “love all my oomfs”, with a little salt for the constant swearing and playful mean streak like “goodnight twitter except you @aaliyahspeaksss you stink”. Finally, a dash of bitters captures their moral outrage and media skepticism shown in posts such as “the game the video’s talking about is about child rape” and their anti-corporate, anti-AI rants like “does anyone know any music streaming services on apple thar aren’t owned by cunts?”.
Your Hogwarts House
Hufflepuff
They come across as a very relationship‑ and community‑oriented person, which is strongly Hufflepuff. They consistently show affection and loyalty to friends and oomfs, like when they say “love you all”, sign off with “love all my oomfs”, and even do mutual‑finding posts such as “oomfs… need more oomfs…”. Their tone is inclusive and friendly, emphasizing open connections: their promo tweets highlight “open dm’s” and an age boundary to keep interactions safe. Even when jokingly teasing friends, like “goodnight twitter except you @aaliyahspeaksss you stink and have a smelly boyfriend 🤢”, it reads as affectionate ribbing within a tight-knit circle. While they do show some righteous annoyance and online activism (e.g., calling out corporations or allegations), it’s grounded less in ambition or grandstanding and more in a protective, fair-minded concern for others, which fits Hufflepuff best.
Your movie
Your song
Sweating Bullets - Megadeth
A well‑known song that fits them best is Sweating Bullets by Megadeth. They’re openly a Megadeth diehard, proudly declaring “💀🪝 megadeth > metallica 💀🪝” in their promo post “megadeth > metallica” and talking about how their entire birthday list is Megadeth merch “it’s ALL megadeth stuff 😭”, so a Megadeth track matches their core identity. The song’s chaotic, self-talking energy mirrors how they tweet like an internal monologue, for example when they describe fixating on people and talking to them in their head “do y’all ever temporarily fixate on a person for a day or two and you kinda just talk to them in your head through the day”. Its mix of dark humor and manic vibing fits their posting style, from joking about “college wifi” being awful “college wifi when you ask it not to suck massive horse penis” to yelling “STRAIGHT FUCKING FACTS FUCK MICROSOFT AND FUCK TEAMS ESPECIALLY” at tech link. Sweating Bullets captures that intense, hyper, slightly unhinged but self-aware tone that runs through their whole timeline.
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