Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Self-aware humor: Makes fun of herself in a conscious way, like calling herself “burra(loira)” and separating the ‘ser bobinha’ persona from the thread persona in tweets like “Vou deixar essa conta pra mpb ou qualquer coisa que eu achar interessante, e a mpburrona pra falar merda e ser bobinha idiota”.
- Creative commentary: Uses funny, original angles when talking about music and people, e.g. “Como pode o djavan ser o homem mais romantico da música popular brasileira???” and “A agatha tem síndrome de psiquiatra, só se encontra com maluco”.
- Engaged communicator: Actively tries to interact and involve others, asking for votes and responses in multiple tweets like “Comentem qualquer porra aqui e eu faço um gato tchola desse com base no perfil de vocês” and “Respondam o ngl da minha segunda conta ai respondam vai vao”.
- Passionate musicfan: Shows clear enthusiasm for MPB and rock nacional, planning and posting threads such as “Explicando(tentando) uma das músicas mais LINDAS... 3x4 Engenheiros do Hawaii” and “To pensando em outra thread, bem obvia porém é uma história legal”.
- Open vulnerability: Shares insecurities and romantic frustrations honestly, as in “Eu e meu histórico terrível com homens” and “Devia ter comido 6 uvas no ano novo pq dai eu arrumava um ficante decente”.
Weaknesses:
- Harsh language: Uses aggressive or hostile phrasing that can come off as unnecessarily harsh, e.g. “Quero é que voce se foda amigão” and “Tem que se fuder mesmo”.
- Self-deprecating excess: Leans heavily into calling herself ‘burra’ and similar terms, like “Nao tem discussão, eu sou burra(loira) e acabou” and “Como pode essa mulher ser tao burra e nem é loira”, which can undermine self-image.
- Conflict-prone tone: Engages in or highlights online fights and xingamentos, as seen in “Wsse cara só aparece na tml pra xingar alguém ou alguma coisa, eu nunca vou tankar isso, é hilário” and mentioning brigas with edtwt in “Nesse post eu: Briguei com gente de edtwt...”.
- Impulsive posting: Tweets things that can escalate fast or get bigger than intended, then reacts surprised, e.g. “Gente nao era pra chegar em tanta gente assim slk” and needing to explain “Gente eu abri o twitter do pastor e tinha um post dele dando o cu”.
- Inconsistent focus: Often mentions wanting to return, post threads, or be active but also gets distracted, as in “To precisando voltar pra essa conta né, escrever umas threads e voltar a postar normal aqui” and “Amanhã vou escrever a thread🙏” without clear continuity.
Your Simpsons character
Homer Simpson
This user mixes self-deprecating humor with sudden random genius in a very Homer-like way, calling herself "burra(loira)" while also proudly saying “Considero esse o post mais genial que eu ja fiz”. Like Homer, she swings between chaotic clown energy and oddly sincere enthusiasm, for example obsessively campaigning in polls with posts like “Ponto zero na veia votem ponto zero” and “Cade os votos pro sanemio????? Votem sanemio ele é viado mas é muito querido”. Her love for music and dramatic romantic takes (“Como pode o djavan ser o homem mais romantico da música popular brasileira???”) paired with wild overreactions such as “KAKAKAKKAKAKA QUE PIAZAO RIDÍCULO” mirror Homer’s tendency to feel everything at 200%. She’s often impulsive and gets into online trouble, then laughs at the chaos, like when she says “Gente nao era pra chegar em tanta gente assim slk” and “Desculpem eu to adorando quem nao entendeu o post me xingando”, which is exactly the kind of unbothered, messy, accidentally-viral behavior Homer would have on social media. Finally, her mix of affection and aggression toward men — from “Quero é que voce se foda amigão” to “Instalei a twitch dnv pra ver live do cara que eu to conversando” — feels very Homer: chaotic, emotional, but ultimately driven by strong feelings and a desire for connection.
Your MBTI personality Type
ENFP
They come across as clearly Extraverted (E): they constantly engage others, run polls/voting campaigns, and crave interaction, e.g. “Comentem qualquer porra aqui e eu faço um gato tchola desse com base no perfil de vocês ou oq eu acho de vocês💥💥💥💥” and “Respondam o ngl da minha segunda conta ai respondam vai vao”. Their interests and language suggest Intuition (N) over Sensing: they love stories, symbolism and deeper meaning in music (“Explicando(tentando) uma das músicas mais LINDAS que a língua portuguesa nos dá o prazer de ouvir e entender 3x4 Engenheiros do Hawaii”), and their bio “prefiro ser essa metamorfose ambulante” points to an abstract, change-oriented self-view. They lean Feeling (F): most judgments center on affection, annoyance, attraction and social vibes rather than detached logic, like “Cade os votos pro sanemio????? Votem sanemio ele é viado mas é muito querido” and emotional reactions to men, e.g. “Eu e meu histórico terrível com homens” and “Quero é que voce se foda amigão”. Her style is strongly Perceiving (P): she is spontaneous, often postpones things (“Gente eu vou fazer td depois ta desculpem a demora”, “Amanhã vou escrever a thread🙏”), switches between accounts on impulse, and treats plans (like threads) loosely rather than as firm schedules. Taken together — highly social, playful, emotionally expressive, idea- and story-driven, but also scattered and improvisational — ENFP is the best overall fit.
Some pickup lines for you
- You’re out here explaining ‘3x4’ by Engenheiros do Hawaii and worshipping Djavan, but the real mystery is how someone who calls herself *mpburra* can have a music taste that intelligent.
- If wanting ice is just ‘put water in the mold’, então se eu quiser você eu faço o quê? Boto Djavan pra tocar, abro sua thread e espero você derreter no meu DM?
- You said you only need a short king to be happy and that man younger and shorter is everything… I’m not sure about the age, but emotionally I’m 1,50m and ready to vote Ponto Zero e Sanemio com você de mão dada.
- You’ve got one account to ‘talk shit and be silly’ and this one for MPB threads; I volunteer to be your third option: the guy you traumatiza menos e chama quando quer ouvir música e falar mal de homem.
- If Elon Musk really hates blondes and keeps shadowbanning @mpburrona, I think it’s only fair the universe compensates you with one (1) person who will hype every thread, every genius post that ‘doesn’t hit’, and every crazy pastor story — I’m applying for the job.
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Writes threads about MPB & rock, occasionally forgets she’s ‘burra’. Once reinstalled Twitch just to watch a situationship’s stream. Views own posts as art.– @mpburra
Your signature cocktail
Metamorfose Ambulante Spritz
This drink starts with cachaça and passion fruit, a nod to Brazilian vibes and her love of MPB, like when she asks, “Como pode o djavan ser o homem mais romantico da música popular brasileira??? ”. The blue curaçao gives it a chaotic, colorful twist, just like her endless campaign for bizarre contestants and characters, from “Ponto zero na veia votem ponto zero” to “Sanemio por um brasil melhor votem sanemio morte sangue bubu”. Lime juice sharpens the sweetness, representing her blunt, sometimes ruthless honesty in tweets like “Quero é que voce se foda amigão” and “Tem que se fuder mesmo”. Ginger syrup adds a spicy warmth, fitting her chaotic romantic history and self-drag in posts like “Eu e meu histórico terrível com homens” and “Devia ter comido 6 uvas no ano novo pq dai eu arrumava um ficante decente”. Finally, sparkling water makes it light but buzzy, just like her bouncing between accounts and threads in “Vou voltar a ser ativa aquj amores” and “Vou deixar essa conta pra mpb... e a mpburrona pra falar merda e ser bobinha idiota” (https://twitter.com/mpburra/status/3). This is a playful, slightly dangerous, very online spritz—sweet on the surface, sharp in the aftertaste, and proudly a metamorfose ambulante.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a strong Ravenclaw streak through their curiosity and analytical interest in music and culture. They explicitly frames this account as a space for thoughtful content, saying they’ll use it to talk about MPB and interesting things while the other is for being silly, a clear separation between a more reflective self and a chaotic one: “Vou deixar essa conta pra mpb ou qualquer coisa que eu achar interessante, e a mpburrona pra falar merda e ser bobinha idiota”. Their desire to write and share explanatory threads, particularly about songs and their stories, shows a love of understanding and communicating ideas, e.g. “To pensando em outra thread, bem obvia porém é uma história legal” and “To querendo postar uma falando a história da música '3x4' de engenheiros do hawaii, ai as threads que vou postando vão ser sobre algumas histórias de música artistas, álbuns ou algo em torno disso”. They actually carry this out with posts like “Explicando(tentando) uma das músicas mais LINDAS que a língua portuguesa nos dá o prazer de ouvir e entender 3x4 Engenheiros do Hawaii”, and then self‑critique the quality and length of the explanation in a very academic, meta way: “Ficou MT curtinha, nao tinha mt oq falar sobre a música e eu fui bem breve, e é a minha primeira thread explicando alguma música, me desculpem😓”. On top of that, they display a playful, clever humor and wordplay that’s very Ravenclaw‑coded, such as calling a post their most “genius” one and joking about identity and visuals: “Considero esse o post mais genial que eu ja fiz” and “'A mas nao existe identidade visual' Explica essa porra”. While there are flashes of Gryffindor boldness in their blunt call‑outs and Slytherin self‑preservation in how they manage multiple accounts, the dominant traits are intellectual curiosity, creative analysis, and witty commentary, which align most closely with Ravenclaw.
Your movie
Your song
Metamorfose Ambulante - Raul Seixas
The song that best suits them is Metamorfose Ambulante because they literally quote it in their bio: “prefiro ser essa metamorfose ambulante”, showing they identify with the idea of constant change and contradiction. Their plan to use the account for thoughtful music threads, like “Explicando(tentando) uma das músicas mais LINDAS que a língua portuguesa nos dá o prazer de ouvir e entender 3x4 Engenheiros do Hawaii”, shows a reflective side that matches Raul Seixas’ introspective, philosophical lyrics. At the same time, their chaotic humor and self-deprecation, for example “Vou deixar essa conta pra mpb ou qualquer coisa que eu achar interessante, e a mpburrona pra falar merda e ser bobinha idiota” and “Nao tem discussão, eu sou burra(loira) e acabou”, fit the song’s celebration of embracing one’s contradictions rather than pretending to be coherent or perfect. Their intense love for Brazilian music, seen in “Como pode o djavan ser o homem mais romantico da música popular brasileira???” and their plan for multiple threads on songs and artists, also aligns with choosing a classic, iconic MPB/rock nacional anthem as their ‘theme song.’ Overall, Metamorfose Ambulante captures their mix of musical nerdiness, emotional volatility, and proudly messy, ever-changing personality.
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