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This user is most like Lisa Simpson: smart, intense, and deeply obsessive about niche interests. Their bio mentions “scientific dissertation| Investigation|Music review|,” echoing Lisa’s intellectual, research-heavy side, and they construct hyper-specific playlists like an “ultimate mclennon mix” and ask for more input: “Do you mind sharing your faves so It can grow even more?”. They overanalyze media and personalities with a mix of insight and snark, such as dissecting band dynamics and production quality: “there's a reason why nick was annoyed af.”. Like Lisa’s oscillation between idealism and self-loathing, they joke darkly about themselves and their situation, for instance being broke and behind peers academically: “all my peers are studying their masters while im still stuck I'm paying my underdegree's loan 🙃”. They also show Lisa-like passionate fandom and moral intensity, switching between heartfelt fixation (Beatles, Metallica, The Strokes) and sharp criticism of fandom culture and boomers: “Uy si que insufribles malparidos boomers metallica es mi 3 banda favorita de todos los tiempos”.

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They read as more Extraverted than introverted: they constantly interact with fandom discourse, argue with people, and openly overshare emotions and jokes online, e.g. “Llevo peleando con esta gente hace dos semanas, ya me rendí” and the very public sexual humor in “Im so high N drunk I wanna fuck kirk N james Fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time”. Their thinking is highly Intuitive, leaping into abstract parallels and pattern‑spotting like “Bojack horseman characters are sort of metallica coded if you are insane like me” and treating different ships/fandoms as reincarnations of the same dynamic in “they have multiple mclennon reincarnations… if theres a pair and one is blackhaired and the other a redhaired/blonde one they are basically mclennon coded”. They lean Thinking over Feeling in style: they’re blunt, cutting and sarcastic rather than diplomatic, calling someone an “Annoying ass rat”, dismissing a narrative with “I dont believe her lying ass”, and mocking boomer fans despite loving the band in “Uy si que insufribles malparidos boomers metallica es mi 3 banda favorita de todos los tiempos”. Their lifestyle appears Perceiving rather than structured-J: they joke about financial/academic chaos and lack of a neat path, e.g. “Me, because all my peers are studying their masters while im still stuck I'm paying my underdegree's loan”, impulsively making a 500‑song playlist “because I loathe myself”, and generally react in-the-moment to media, ships, and arguments rather than talking about plans or order. Overall their loud online engagement, idea‑spinning, combative humor, and improvisational vibe best match ENTP.

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Colombian researcher with a soft spot for loud guitars, doomed ships & BoJack reruns. Once made a 500‑song Mclennon playlist “for science”.– @MPM0157

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Añejo rum stands in for the loud, messy rock obsession and the third‑favorite‑band swagger, echoing their love for Metallica and lines like “metallica es mi 3 banda favorita de todos los tiempos”. Black coffee cold brew captures the late‑night overthinking, obsessive shipping, and self‑dragging vibe from posts like “So, basically, because I loathe myself, a couple of months ago, I created the ultimate mclennon mix…”. Maracuyá syrup brings in Colombian color and the intense, dramatic heart behind “No paul, no escuches baile innolvidable… my fucking chud loser mclennon heart”. Red vermouth adds a bittersweet, vintage note for their Beatles/Strokes core, tying to “Puedo escuchar a todas las bandas… pero ninguna… me va a gustar mas que The Beatles y The Strokes.”. Finally, smoked chili bitters represent the chaotic horny shitposting and sharp tongue of tweets like “Im so high N drunk I wanna fuck kirk N james Fucking two bad bitches at the same damn time” and “Manipulative evil twink”, giving the drink a spicy kick worthy of their timeline.

Your Hogwarts House
Paula shows a strong analytical and associative mind, constantly drawing creative parallels between different media and people, like when she maps Bojack Horseman characters onto Metallica members in a detailed way: “Bojack horseman characters are sort of metallica coded if you are insane like me Like, bojack=james Princess carolyne=lars Diane=kirk Todd=jason…”. Her bio also foregrounds an intellectual identity: “scientific dissertation | Investigation | Music review”, which aligns with Ravenclaw’s love of learning and inquiry. She treats fandom like a research project, creating an "ultimate mclennon mix" of around 500 songs and asking others to contribute so it can "grow even more": “I created the ultimate mclennon mix, a playlist that reminds me of John and Pauls tragic and doomed relationship. Do you mind sharing your faves so It can grow even more?”. There is a recurring pattern of close reading of people’s faces and features, e.g., “the difference shapes of the nose is INSANE.” and “Genuinely, I only know two other guys who can recreate this Greek as perfect side profile.”, showing observational, aesthetic analysis rather than purely emotional or status-driven focus. Even in her humor, she’s wordy, referential, and meta (mixing Bojack, Metallica, Beatles ships, Sherlock ships, etc.), which is very Ravenclaw-coded intellectual play rather than straightforward ambition (Slytherin) or pure loyalty/comfort (Hufflepuff). While she clearly has a sharp tongue and strong opinions, these are deployed with wit and layered references, reinforcing Ravenclaw as the best overall fit.

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The song that best suits Paula is Ode to the Mets by The Strokes, which she herself calls her favorite: “Ode to the mets is my fave song ever”. Its themes of disappointment, nostalgia, and lingering attachment mirror her self-aware, slightly chaotic stan life, like when she says “So, basically, because I loathe myself, a couple of months ago, I created the ultimate mclennon mix… Current at500 songs”. Her ride-or-die loyalty to certain bands and ships fits the song’s bittersweet devotion, seen in tweets such as “Puedo escuchar a todas las bandas… pero ninguna… me va a gustar mas que The Beatles y The Strokes.” and her intense Hamfield/Mclennon fixation. The slightly melancholic yet grand, dramatic tone of the track echoes her mix of humor, angst, and obsession, evident when she writes “Sadly, me with hamfield since november 😢”. Overall, Ode to the Mets captures her blend of pop-culture obsession, emotional overinvestment, and self-deprecating awareness.

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