Strengths and Weaknesses
Strengths:
- Playful imagination: Frequently spins absurd scenarios (e.g. elves in toilets, living sperm, angel at Wingstop) with vivid detail, like in “what if 🤔💭 there are Tiny people living inside our buttcracks…”.
- Open enthusiasm: Expresses intense joy and excitement about interests and social interactions, such as squealing over compliments and fandoms in “OMG 😭😳😭 SHE CAME UP TO ME AND TALKED TO ME…”.
- Affectionate loyalty: Shows strong attachment to women, friends, and favourite characters, like calling women a top priority in “Top 3 oat 1. Women 👩❤️💋👩 2. Cookies 🍪 3. Femboys…”.
- Self-awareness: Occasionally reflects on their own behavior and life choices, as in “i was genuinely looking up custom catboy gojo body pillows… then i realised what am i doing with my Life ❓”.
- Emotional honesty: Openly shares struggles with depression, academic stress, and social anxiety, like in “why Does everything bad happen to only me… it Just makes me more suicidal”.
Weaknesses:
- Sexual boundary issues: Repeatedly jokes about grooming, underage dynamics, and non-consensual acts, such as “17 (PLEASE GROOM) (OLDER WOMEN ONLY)” and “i Would groom my friends if i Was an old man 🤣👏”.
- Extreme vulgarity: Heavy focus on scatology and explicit sexual content in most posts, like “8th January 2025 poop🚽 10 minutes 33 seconds… when you do not poop just have fried chicken” and many graphic poo/fart threads.
- Self-destructive ideation: Expresses suicidal thoughts and violent impulses, for example “i Think i’m going to end myself because why did Instagram suspend 6 of My accounts…” and “it Just makes me more suicidal and it Makes me wish i Had a gun so i cld shoot the person that said it”.
- Bigoted humor: Uses derogatory or inflammatory jokes about groups (e.g. Jews, trans people, Israelis), such as “Trans people and they them DNI!!! R.I.P. Charlie Kirk. I am a proud lolis lover” and “do jews only eat kosher pussy 🤔💭”.
- Obsessive fixation: Highly repetitive focus on mpreg, catboys, and bodily functions (mpreg chants, catboy gojo body pillow goals, detailed poop logs), shown in posts like “impregnate iMPREGnate MPREG 🫄🫄🏻🫄🏼🫄🏽🫄🏾🫄🏿 #EmbraceMpreg #MPREG2026”.
Your Simpsons character
Bart Simpson
The user most closely matches Bart Simpson, especially his chaotic, boundary‑pushing side. Like Bart, they delight in taboo humor and gross-out gags, as seen in posts obsessing over poop and bodies such as “i have a poop 💩 counter to track how much i poop but i could never ❌😵 Have a fart counter dude i let out 10 bombs per second 💨” and “why 🤔💭 is it Socially acceptable for babies to wear diapers and poo💩 comfortably whenever they want But not for a war veteran Like ME”. Their transgressive, often mean-spirited jokes about society and politics echo Bart’s irreverence toward authority and norms, for example calling Twitter citizens pedophiles in “i Think 🤔 if we were to have a name for twitter citizens it would be pedophiles”. At the same time, they show flashes of vulnerability and loneliness under the edginess, like feeling suicidal and overwhelmed in “why Does everything bad happen to only me… it Just makes me more suicidal” and wanting connection when classmates compliment their pins in “OMG 😭😳😭 SHE CAME UP TO ME AND TALKED TO ME… i Made it in Life.”. This mix of outrageous mischief plus a secretly soft, attention‑seeking core strongly aligns them with Bart rather than the more earnest Lisa or responsible Marge.
Your MBTI personality Type
INFP
They lean Introvert (I) over Extrovert: a lot of their joy is described in very personal, diary-like ways rather than as group performance, and they often fantasize about isolation, like wanting to be alone on an island in “sometimes i wish i was just left alone on some island or an abandoned place so i wouldn’t have to see or talk to anyone”, and feeling overwhelmed by attention in “i Actually hate 🤬 how i got a hit tweet it feels like police 🚓 raiding into My house”. Their style is strongly Intuitive (N): they constantly spin surreal hypotheticals and imaginative scenarios rather than concrete, practical talk, like “what if 🤔💭 some1’s weiner falls off and now they have a pussy but their dih still works as a dildo 🍆 & they can still feel every nerve.. does That mean they can get pregnant 🫄 through their own penis” and “what if 🤔💭 there are Tiny people living inside our buttcracks and that is Why our butthole itch so much”. They come across clearly Feeling (F) over Thinking: their posts are emotionally expressive, value-driven, and sensitive, e.g. their despair and hurt in “why Does everything bad happen to only me… it Just makes me more suicidal and it Makes me wish i Had a gun so i cld shoot the person that said it”, and their intense joy and connection needs in “OMG 😭😳😭 SHE CAME UP TO ME AND TALKED TO ME… i Made it in Life. #recoverytwt #dontgiveup”. Their life is very Perceiving (P): they feel disorganized, procrastinate, and drift rather than plan, like falling asleep instead of studying in “i Sat down to study 📖 3 hours ago and i just woke up . i did Not 🤔💭 Even know i fell asleep while reading yaoi ❓ i’m not making it to University” and chronic academic/structural chaos in “Gained weight Flunking classes Insta account… Broke… Hard Feeling: I hope a truck runs me over”. Taken together—intense inner emotional life, fantastical and absurd idea-play, values-driven rants, and disorganized, spontaneous living—this fits INFP best: a highly imaginative, emotionally volatile introvert who copes through bizarre humor and fantasy, as seen in posts like “who up rn overwhelmed with the sheer love they have for women.. & how badly they’d like to demolish patriarchy” and “i wish 🙏 i was an alien.. 👽 with a unicorn gf..🦄”.
Some pickup lines for you
- You said your 2026 resolution is to get a catboy Gojo body pillow — how about we compromise: I’ll be your live‑action catboy Gojo and you can track how many times your poop counter spikes from excitement.
- You rating your poops like Michelin‑star meals and philosophising about buttplugs and lip plumpers tells me one thing: you clearly think too hard on the toilet. Want to overthink doomed yaoi with me instead and call it a study session?
- For someone who jokes about wanting to be groomed and wanting a 20‑year‑old gf, I’d rather be the older woman who helps you pass your exams, hypes your Kuromi clips and Nana phone case, and then celebrates with cookies and mpreg fanfic marathons.
- You wishing for a catboy island, a catboy café, and an Epstein‑free deserted place makes me think we’re compatible: I bring the anti‑patriarchy blunt, you bring the yaoi/yuri recs, and together we build a femboy‑only utopia where the worst thing that happens is orange pee jokes.
- You know how you said one compliment on your pins or hair clips makes depression vanish and your folds get ‘slick with excitement’? Consider this a scientific experiment: you’re funny, terrifyingly creative, and your brain is my favourite cursed BL anthology — can I be your canonical love interest?
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Your new Twitter bio
17 | aspiring urologist & anime nerd | balancing jjk/haikyuu fangirling with surviving uni & mental health arcs | once got caught reading yaoi by my mom– @mpregLover67
Your signature cocktail
The Catboy Gojo Sewer Sunrise
This chaotic, fruity highball mirrors their hyper, yaoi-obsessed fangirl energy—sweet, fizzy, and a little unhinged, just like their dream of a “catboy Gojo body pillow” and their only resolution being to get one “before 2027”. Lychee soju represents their soft, romantic side and love for women, femboys, and yuri, as seen in “Top 3 oat 1. Women 2. Cookies 3. Femboys” and their giddy reaction when girls compliment them “i Made it in Life. #recoverytwt”. Blue curaçao stands in for their Israel/‘sombr’ fixation and unhinged geopolitical bits like “see How onlyfans logo is blue and White .. ? 🇮🇱” and “Would you rather… 2. Listen to a sombr song willingly i choose 1”. Sparkling yuzu soda captures their jittery, excitable mood swings, from gleefully tracking poops “8th January 2025 poop… Rate: 11/10” to despairing that they’ve “not seen a single good day since 2024” in this tweet. The dash of Tabasco is their feral, horny shock value—mpreg, pee, and butthole thinkpieces like “impregnate iMPREGnate MPREG” and fantasies about a catboy island they’ll “iMPREGnate” themselves “to enter my island Ppl will need to pass a test which is Letting me pee on Them”. Finally, the cotton candy fluff garnish represents the cutesy, insecure, genuinely tender girl beneath the filth—someone who cries over doomed yaoi “Ppl cry over Real problems everyday but i Only cry over doomed yaoi” and shyly melts when a senior girl likes her keychains “its Like depression never existed Bro i swear my folds Got slick with excitement”.
Your Hogwarts House
Ravenclaw
This user shows a relentless, if unhinged, curiosity and love of thought experiments that fits Ravenclaw best. They constantly pose bizarre hypothetical questions, like about anatomy and self‑pregnancy in “what if 🤔💭 some1’s weiner falls off and now they have a pussy but their dih still works as a dildo 🍆 & they can still feel every nerve.. does That mean they can get pregnant 🫄 through their own penis if they put it inside 🧐❓”, or metaphysical sperm/incest logic in “if Ur a sperm racing to the egg 🥚 and you fall in love with ur fellow sperm that’s next to u is That incest ❓🤔💭”. Their timeline is packed with speculative "what if" scenarios—about ghosts, angels, toilets, and bodies—such as “what if 🤔💭 you use a lip plumper on your butthole 🕳️ does it get swollen & hot so it expands ❓does that mean you can slide stuff in easier 🧐” and “what if 🤔💭 ur an angel 😇 who fell from heaven & now U live on earth 🌍 but You still have wings 🪽.. does Wingstop let You enter or No ❓🧐”. Even their darker jokes about institutions and social dynamics show a kind of twisted analytical playfulness, like reframing school as training for ageplay in “school 🏫 Lowkey teaches u how to ageplay 🤔 cause Even if ur like grown you have to listen to ur teachers 👩🏫 like a good goy and stick to the rules like a baby .. is this government 💼 propaganda by charlie kirk.. teaching us the basics of ageplaying..😳”. While they have emotional lows and some Slytherin-coded self-preservation (e.g. wanting isolation in “sometimes i wish i was just left alone on some island or an abandoned place so i wouldn’t have to see or talk to anyone”), their defining trait is an obsessive, creative, and question-driven mind, which is quintessentially Ravenclaw.
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